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BAMAPHIN 22
07-30-2009, 01:17 PM
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Round One in the battle between the rooster and the state goes to The Man.

Mr. Clucky, the most famous rooster on Miami Beach, is no longer welcome to live in a South Beach studio apartment with his passionate handyman-carpenter-cum-activist owner Marc Buckley.

A special hearing officer ordered Buckley on Thursday to pay a $50 fine and gave city code officers the authority to remove Mr. Clucky and his publicity-shy hen girlfriend, Wallflower, from Buckley's first-floor condo on Jefferson Avenue.

The city codes prohibit the stabling of poultry and other livestock in residential areas. Buckley, a vegetarian for 39 years, says Mr. Clucky and Wallflower are not animals being raised for food or profit. They are, he says, domesticated pets who have better lives, with cleaner conditions, than most factory farmed fowl.



http://www.miamiherald.com/486/story/1163384.html

Birdman
07-30-2009, 01:38 PM
Let him stay. They love **** is SoBe

BobDole
07-30-2009, 02:25 PM
handyman-carpenter-cum-activist. i get the handyman and carpenter references. what the fugg is a cum activist?

Birdman
07-30-2009, 02:50 PM
handyman-carpenter-cum-activist. i get the handyman and carpenter references. what the fugg is a cum activist?

I caught that too, I wonder. He has a pet **** and he's a cum activist.

Bumpus
07-31-2009, 12:54 AM
Holy ****!!!

ALERT!!!
The infamous "South Side Parrot Rapist" has adapted to roosters.
Someone alert Tyson Foods. We could be facing a ****-holocost.

Possum
07-31-2009, 02:09 AM
Dam The Man!!!!