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Decleater
08-04-2009, 05:40 PM
Speculation ended Tuesday as it came to light that Miami's starting SOLB breached his contract by participating in a "m'enage a troi" the night before training camp, aggravating a previous groin injury. It would seem that this was one double team Matt Roth was unable to beat, although we all must appreciate his high motor at the point(s) of attack.


Well there you go. Guess if your going to injure yourself thats probably the best way to do it.....:hump:

oasis
08-04-2009, 05:42 PM
Personal foul, decleater. 15 yards...

PhinFan0202
08-04-2009, 06:17 PM
Damn if true it's hard for me to really be mad at him. Pimpin...

DearbornDolfan
08-04-2009, 06:30 PM
Un. ****ing. Real. Dude, if this is true then Roth is officially the most magnificent ******* to ever grace the Fins' roster.

popularwar
08-04-2009, 06:31 PM
Where's this quote from? What's the source?

VT Dolphan
08-04-2009, 06:41 PM
Where's this quote from? What's the source?

Sounds like it would be straight out of The Onion or Sports Pickle.

Kiick72
08-04-2009, 07:09 PM
C'mon you yo-yo's, decleater is pulling your chain. Sheesh.

Decleater
08-04-2009, 11:18 PM
Yeah, was just trying to lighten the mood. There has been alot of confrontation lately.... didn't know I produced spam though.