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Vaark
08-05-2009, 01:06 PM
At least according to Atlanta's Fox News
http://www.yelp.com/topic/boston-50-sexting-acronyms-that-kids-are-using-these-days

1 8 =Oral sex
2 1337 =Elite
3 143 =I love you
4 182 =I hate you
5 459 =I love you
6 1174 =Nude club
7 420 =Marijuana
8 ADR =Address
9 ASL =Age/Sex/Location
10 Banana =Penis
11 CD9 or Code 9 =Parents are around
12 DUM =Do You Masturbate?
13 DUSL =Do You Scream Loud?
14 FB =F*** Buddy
15
16 FMLTWIA =F*** Me Like The Whore I Am
17 FOL =Fond of Leather
18 GNOC =Get Naked On Cam
19 GYPO =Get Your Pants Off
20 IAYM =I Am Your Master
21 IF/IB =In the Front or In the Back
22 IIT =Is It Tight?
23 ILF/MD =I Love Female/Male Dominance
24 IMEZRU =I Am Easy, Are You?
25 IWSN =I Want Sex Now
26 J/O =Jerking Off
27 KFY or K4Y =Kiss For You
28 Kitty =Vagina
29 KPC =Keeping Parents Clueless
30 MorF =Male or Female
31 LMIRL =Let's Meet In Real Life
32 MOOS =Member Of The Opposite Sex
33 WYCM =Will You Call Me?
34 MOS =Mom Over Shoulder
35 MPFB =My Personal F*** Buddy
36 NALOPKT =Not A Lot Of People Know That
37 NIFOC =Nude In Front Of The Computer
38 NMU =Not Much, You?
39 P911 =Parent Alert
40 PAL =Parents Are Listening
41 PAW =Parents Are Watching
42 PIR =Parent In Room
43 POS =Parent Over Shoulder or Piece Of Sh**
44 PRON =Porn
45 Q2C =Quick To Cum
46 RU/18 =Are You Over 18?
47 RUH =Are You Horny?
48 S2R =Send To Receive
49 SorG =Straight or Gay
50 TDTM =Talk Dirty To Me

+ 25 more tongue-in-cheek that could also work:
1. MPICIMFP my penis is caught in my flip phone
2. 397# I weigh 397 pounds
3. CMPNSOR check out my profile on the National Sex Offenders Registry
4. 3N I have a third nipple
5. Tubesteak tubesteak
6. IICDTINLH if I could do that Iíd never leave the house
7. EP18M eligible for parole in 18 months
8. AFHT awaiting final hormone treatments
9. PD/G/TC parents drugged/gagged/tied up in closet
10. 666 I am satanís spawn
11. NTAW/M Iíve never touched a woman/man
12. TCP3 Iíve been on To Catch a Predator three times
13. HSGC high school guidance counselor
14. AMAMCF ask me about my cheese fetish
15. SC still chafing
16. GERE I have a thing for gerbils
17. NEED8 If itís not at least 8″, donít bother texting me back
18. EAT-U I am a cannibal
19. PIB-STV phone in butt Ė set to vibrate
20. HPIMPNSIM I have a popsicle in my pants. No, seriously ó itís melting
21. HWHGFSL Hit wrong hole; girlfriend still limping
22. BALL911 Call 911, sliced balls badly while shaving
23. DANZA I just had sex with Tony Danza
24. BJ2NITE I find the study of early American history utterly fascinating, donít you?
25. HWH? Herpes? What herpes?

http://www.esarcasm.com/347/25-more-sexting-acronyms-parents-should-know/

Nappy Roots
08-05-2009, 01:15 PM
i guess im old fashion. usually my texts about sex are the following. "hey lets have sex, im on my way" or "hey, i need a bj, im on my way" or "hey, your skills are needed at my house asap, and by skills i mean sexually, be on your way"

Locke
08-05-2009, 05:33 PM
I'm pretty current on the whole youth-culture scene, and I didn't even know what the hell most of those acronyms were. Must be really recent...

Locke
08-05-2009, 05:34 PM
Upon further review, I'm thinking this must just be bull****. I just can't see all those acronyms being actually used...

Arsenal WV
08-05-2009, 08:07 PM
26 J/O =Jerking Off


This one seems to happen to often....

SpurzN703
08-06-2009, 10:50 AM
i guess im old fashion. usually my texts about sex are the following. "hey lets have sex, im on my way" or "hey, i need a bj, im on my way" or "hey, your skills are needed at my house asap, and by skills i mean sexually, be on your way"

Here's mine:

Wanna ****?