View Full Version : FREAKY FACIAL ATTACK Angry man relieves himself on sleeping ex-girl

08-21-2009, 10:19 PM
link (http://www.jamaica-star.com/thestar/20090821/news/news1.html)

The police in Manchester recently arrested and laid criminal charges against a man after he allegedly broke into his ex-girlfriend's home, masturbated and ejaculated on her face while she slept.

The man is alleged to have committed the gross act because the 31-year-old woman refused his sexual advances which he directed at her as she went about her business earlier in the day.

THE WEEKEND STAR was told that last Friday, the obviously enraged complainant along with family and friends reported the matter to the police.

Detective Corporal Aldaine Jackson of the Manchester police said the woman told the police that she and the accused man were once lovers.

ending the relationship

However, the relationship is said to have ended a few days prior to the incident and the man was said to have promised to get back at the woman for ending the relationship.

"The woman said she and the man were together for years but she decided to end it about two days before the incident ... . According to her, he said he was going to 'Fix har business'," Detective Corporal Jackson said.

According to the police, the complainant reported that she was asleep in the wee-hours of the morning and was awoken by strange sounds and the feeling of liquid on her face.

When her eyes were opened, her ex-lover was said to be standing over her, while putting on his pants.

The complainant reportedly told the police that she immediately ran to the bathroom and realised that is was semen that was on her face. :foundout:

08-21-2009, 11:20 PM
That is just completely gross. I swear some of the people that are in this world makes you wonder how society even functions.

08-21-2009, 11:30 PM
Totally classless.

Whatever happened to a good 'ol Cleveland steamer?
Sheesh! People these days ...

Noodle Arm
08-21-2009, 11:45 PM
If this is a crime, then put me on death row.

08-21-2009, 11:56 PM
"You can't get AIDS from a homeless dude busting a nut on ya forehead. That's not how it spreads!"


08-22-2009, 01:43 AM
am i the worst person in the world for laughing the entire time i read that article? skeet skeet.

Pandarilla 72
08-22-2009, 02:09 AM
How am I to know without cir"cum"stantial evidence?

08-22-2009, 12:11 PM
She always wanted a pearl necklace

08-22-2009, 12:56 PM
am i the worst person in the world for laughing the entire time i read that article? skeet skeet.

Looks like we have something in common lol.

08-25-2009, 12:35 AM
Sounds like Cecil Collins must of got out of jail!!!

Arsenal WV
08-25-2009, 12:41 AM
As soon as i saw the name of this thread i knew it would be trouble :lol:

Arsenal WV
08-25-2009, 12:51 AM
I thought it was hilarious though. Props to that dude.

These types of people in the world that will actually try this CUM and go

08-25-2009, 01:37 AM
Giggity, giggity, giggity, goo.

Arsenal WV
08-25-2009, 01:44 AM
Giggity, giggity, giggity, goo.


Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

08-26-2009, 08:40 AM
This guy was doling out blizzards left and right.