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BAMAPHIN 22
09-20-2009, 11:30 PM
Students can't name 1st president :http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/09/20/holmes.perry.dumbkidz.cnn

BobDole
09-20-2009, 11:37 PM
that is beyond sad. it seems like people just keep getting dumber and dumber.

Possum
09-20-2009, 11:46 PM
herbie hancock?

BobDole
09-20-2009, 11:54 PM
herbie hancock?

- a lot of people go to college for 7 years.

- yeah, they're called doctors.

Possum
09-20-2009, 11:56 PM
- a lot of people go to college for 7 years.

- yeah, they're called doctors.
yes!! you got the reference. i bow to you good sir.

BobDole
09-20-2009, 11:59 PM
yes!! you got the reference. i bow to you good sir.

2nd favorite comedy ever - barely behind baseketball. seen it a billion times.

- m&m's have a thin candy shell. bet you didn't know that richard.

- yeah, well your brain has a thick candy shell.

- well, your brain is the one with a shell on it.

- are you talking?

- shut up richard.

Vertical Limit
09-21-2009, 12:00 AM
It does not surprise me. Have you guys ever checked what your kids or brothers/sister's homeworks/projects are? It's completely irrelevant to learning, they're only teaching students information to pass a standardized test, such as the FCAT in Florida. Which by the way, do you guys know that these morons in Florida actually fail the 3rd graders if they don't pass the FCAT? It is ridiculous, they need to dump that and go back to teaching the fundamentals. They should not be forced to learn things they used to teach 3 grades ahead. Unfortunately, not many of us have the cash to afford these children private school, where there is no FCAT required and they go back to LEARNING, not being drilled/forced to attend these FCAT preps/tutoring after school instead of studying from their textbooks/doing their regular homework.

Possum
09-21-2009, 12:15 AM
2nd favorite comedy ever - barely behind baseketball. seen it a billion times.

- m&m's have a thin candy shell. bet you didn't know that richard.

- yeah, well your brain has a thick candy shell.

- well, your brain is the one with a shell on it.

- are you talking?

- shut up richard.
Tommy: Richard, what were you doing?
Richard: Looking over some documents.
Tommy: Well, where are they? I don't see them.
Richard: They're in my briefcase.
Tommy: How could you be looking over your documents, if they're in your briefcase? Hmmmmm, it's a mystery. Were you watching Spanktravision? Or were you watching that funny comedian, oh what's his name, Buddy Wackit. Hey, there's a pretty girl out there, maybe she go's out with one of the yankees...Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa, or was it Spanky, hehehehehehe, sinner.

Possum
09-21-2009, 12:15 AM
or since i work at a hotel:

Richard Hayden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005450/): Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?
Tommy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000394/): Please go away let me sleep, *for the love of God.*
Richard Hayden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005450/): Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?
Tommy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000394/): What kind of hotel is this?
Tommy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000394/): Who the hell are... Oh, it's you.
Richard Hayden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005450/): Good morning, sunshine.

BobDole
09-21-2009, 01:55 AM
- you take dead animals to the vet?

- why not? i'd take you to the vet.

- i'll take you to the ... umm ...

- got that?

- shut up.

Possum
09-21-2009, 02:41 AM
Ray Zalinsky (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?
Tommy (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000394/): Sir, it's an taxicab air freshener.
Ray Zalinsky (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000101/): Good, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out.

BobDole
09-21-2009, 06:57 PM
- richard, do I have a mark on my face? it really hurts.

- nope, nothing. i thought i hit you on the shoulder.

- my shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does. right here. not here or here so much. right here.

- nope. ship shape.

PhinzN703
09-22-2009, 10:35 AM
I don't know how the hell Tommy Boy got mentioned in a thread about idiot students but it's pretty funny :d-day:

Slim
09-22-2009, 01:18 PM
Tommy Boy should be mentioned in EVERY thread.

Which one is your favorite little rascal? Is it Alpha Alpha or Spaaaaankie.