View Full Version : barffalo rancher moves to montana.......

10-31-2003, 12:24 PM

> Sheep Joke
> Once upon a time, a long, long time ago, a farmer
> bought several sheep,
> hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,
> he notices that none
> of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls a vet
> for help. The vet
> tells him that he should try artificial
> insemination.
> Now the farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what
> this means but, not
> wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet
> how he will know
> when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that
> they will stop
> standing around and instead will lie down and wallow
> in grass when they
> are pregnant.
> The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He
> comes to the
> conclusion that artificial insemination means he has
> to impregnate the
> sheep. So, he loads the sheep into his Landrover,
> drives them out into
> the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back
> and goes to bed.
> Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
> Seeing that they are
> all still standing around, he deduces that the first
> try didn't take,
> and loads them in the Landrover again. He drives
> them out to the woods,
> bangs each sheep twice for good measure brings them
> back and goes to
> bed.
> Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just
> standing round. One
> more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load
> them up and drive them
> out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the
> sheep and, upon
> returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
> The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from
> the bed to look at
> the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell
> him if the sheep are
> lying in the grass.
> No, she says, they're all in the Land rover and one
> of them is beeping
> the horn.