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dolphan39
11-06-2003, 12:07 PM
Basic rules for driving in New York City...



1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New York City driver never uses them.

2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller your chance you have of getting hit.

4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.

5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. New York is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.

6. Braking is to be done as hard and as late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving you a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you who don't have ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in New York during rush hour.

9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New York driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.

11. Learn to swerve abruptly. New York is the home of high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers reflexes and keeps then on their toes.

12. It is traditional in New York to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.

13. Remember that the goal of every New York driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.

14. In the New York area, "flipping someone the bird" is considered a polite New York salute. This gesture should always be returned.


and my personal #15, the fastest way to get between two points in Manhattan is by attaching your front bumper to the rear bumper of a Yellow Cab :D

iceblizzard69
11-07-2003, 10:35 PM
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