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JCane
12-11-2009, 10:58 PM
...to the University of Miami and to Matt Bosher personally.

Kai Forbath? Who? Who the **** is Kai Forbath? Sounds like a Swedish Porn star. GTFO with some Kai Forbath.

Who's sex tape did he acquire the ensure he win the Lou Groza award over Matt Bosher? Personally, I'd rather have my sex tape or whatever evidence this goober has on me exposed than to be tortured by Matt Bosher for my incompetence and pussification after being bullied by this Kai Forbath clown.

What has he done? Dude made 26 field goals. He missed three. Dude made 22 extra point tries. And he fuggin' missed one. C'mon man. How you gonna miss an extra point? Matt Bosher made 48 extra point tries and didn't miss not one. Yeah, he shanked two against Georgia Tech but I don't see the big deal in that when this Forbath clown missed three. Forbath scored 100 points this season. Bosher scored 90. Not that big of a difference.

Punting? Oh, wait...Forbath sits his candyass on the bench when the punt unit comes one. His homosexual roommate, Jeff Locke, handles those duties. Matt Bosher doesn't sit on the bench. Matt Bosher booms ****s out of the stadium. Matt Bosher will kick to you and beg you to get passed Pannzyasses panzy special teams unit. Bosher pretty much does the same on kickoffs. Did you know that Matt Bosher has 6 tackles this season? Did you know that ALL six prevented touchdowns? That's not a made up statistic. Go back and watch the games. The dude single-handedly prevented six scores. And had Matt Bosher been the guy that kicked to Spiller, no one would be complaining about Spiller not being invited to the Heisman ceremony because Matt Bosher would have ended that guy's season right there. You think Forbath changes games like this on special teams? Hell no. Forbath, once again, sitting his candyass on the bench letting his **** roommate do all the hard work. So in summary of Kai Forbath, he's basically a one-dimensional bleeding vagina in pads.

The only other explanation that I can come up with is that whoever decides this award (and after this I gotta believe it's a bathtub full of apes with alzheimer's) looked at Matt Bosher as more of a weapon than as a kicker. Kai Forbath is the generic definition of "kicker" whereas Matt Bosher has revolutionized how the position is played. Matt Bosher is changing the kicker position the way Cal Ripken Jr. changed the shortstop position. Coaches around the country are now looking to recruit kickers who can do more than just serve a ball into the air and then pray someone else does their job correctly. They're now looking for kickers who can '"field their position" so-to-speak.

Nonetheless I am offended by this and you should be too. The NCAA can launch investigations into Tennessee due to some oatmeal for brains bimbo holding up cardboard signs at a high school game and the United States government can get involved with playoff proposals simply because some ****ing commuter college out in potato peeling Idaho is butthurt because no one respects them. Someone needs to investigate what happened here. ****, I'll even listen to some of those whacko conspiracy theorist from the PoFo.

This is a ****ing sham and I feel infinitely sorry for the parents whose kids return kickoffs for the Wisconsin Badgers.

DaveMalz08
12-12-2009, 01:30 AM
I agree

Namor
12-12-2009, 01:37 AM
...to the University of Miami and to Matt Bosher personally.

Kai Forbath? Who? Who the **** is Kai Forbath? Sounds like a Swedish Porn star. GTFO with some Kai Forbath.

Who's sex tape did he acquire the ensure he win the Lou Groza award over Matt Bosher? Personally, I'd rather have my sex tape or whatever evidence this goober has on me exposed than to be tortured by Matt Bosher for my incompetence and pussification after being bullied by this Kai Forbath clown.

What has he done? Dude made 26 field goals. He missed three. Dude made 22 extra point tries. And he fuggin' missed one. C'mon man. How you gonna miss an extra point? Matt Bosher made 48 extra point tries and didn't miss not one. Yeah, he shanked two against Georgia Tech but I don't see the big deal in that when this Forbath clown missed three. Forbath scored 100 points this season. Bosher scored 90. Not that big of a difference.

Punting? Oh, wait...Forbath sits his candyass on the bench when the punt unit comes one. His homosexual roommate, Jeff Locke, handles those duties. Matt Bosher doesn't sit on the bench. Matt Bosher booms ****s out of the stadium. Matt Bosher will kick to you and beg you to get passed Pannzyasses panzy special teams unit. Bosher pretty much does the same on kickoffs. Did you know that Matt Bosher has 6 tackles this season? Did you know that ALL six prevented touchdowns? That's not a made up statistic. Go back and watch the games. The dude single-handedly prevented six scores. And had Matt Bosher been the guy that kicked to Spiller, no one would be complaining about Spiller not being invited to the Heisman ceremony because Matt Bosher would have ended that guy's season right there. You think Forbath changes games like this on special teams? Hell no. Forbath, once again, sitting his candyass on the bench letting his **** roommate do all the hard work. So in summary of Kai Forbath, he's basically a one-dimensional bleeding vagina in pads.

The only other explanation that I can come up with is that whoever decides this award (and after this I gotta believe it's a bathtub full of apes with alzheimer's) looked at Matt Bosher as more of a weapon than as a kicker. Kai Forbath is the generic definition of "kicker" whereas Matt Bosher has revolutionized how the position is played. Matt Bosher is changing the kicker position the way Cal Ripken Jr. changed the shortstop position. Coaches around the country are now looking to recruit kickers who can do more than just serve a ball into the air and then pray someone else does their job correctly. They're now looking for kickers who can '"field their position" so-to-speak.

Nonetheless I am offended by this and you should be too. The NCAA can launch investigations into Tennessee due to some oatmeal for brains bimbo holding up cardboard signs at a high school game and the United States government can get involved with playoff proposals simply because some ****ing commuter college out in potato peeling Idaho is butthurt because no one respects them. Someone needs to investigate what happened here. ****, I'll even listen to some of those whacko conspiracy theorist from the PoFo.

This is a ****ing sham and I feel infinitely sorry for the parents whose kids return kickoffs for the Wisconsin Badgers.

Kind of how I felt about Leigh Tiffen not winning it.

JCane
12-12-2009, 07:17 AM
Tiffen was another guy who got jobber here.

Dolfan3773
12-12-2009, 07:01 PM
...to the University of Miami and to Matt Bosher personally.

Kai Forbath? Who? Who the **** is Kai Forbath? Sounds like a Swedish Porn star. GTFO with some Kai Forbath.

Who's sex tape did he acquire the ensure he win the Lou Groza award over Matt Bosher? Personally, I'd rather have my sex tape or whatever evidence this goober has on me exposed than to be tortured by Matt Bosher for my incompetence and pussification after being bullied by this Kai Forbath clown.

What has he done? Dude made 26 field goals. He missed three. Dude made 22 extra point tries. And he fuggin' missed one. C'mon man. How you gonna miss an extra point? Matt Bosher made 48 extra point tries and didn't miss not one. Yeah, he shanked two against Georgia Tech but I don't see the big deal in that when this Forbath clown missed three. Forbath scored 100 points this season. Bosher scored 90. Not that big of a difference.

Punting? Oh, wait...Forbath sits his candyass on the bench when the punt unit comes one. His homosexual roommate, Jeff Locke, handles those duties. Matt Bosher doesn't sit on the bench. Matt Bosher booms ****s out of the stadium. Matt Bosher will kick to you and beg you to get passed Pannzyasses panzy special teams unit. Bosher pretty much does the same on kickoffs. Did you know that Matt Bosher has 6 tackles this season? Did you know that ALL six prevented touchdowns? That's not a made up statistic. Go back and watch the games. The dude single-handedly prevented six scores. And had Matt Bosher been the guy that kicked to Spiller, no one would be complaining about Spiller not being invited to the Heisman ceremony because Matt Bosher would have ended that guy's season right there. You think Forbath changes games like this on special teams? Hell no. Forbath, once again, sitting his candyass on the bench letting his **** roommate do all the hard work. So in summary of Kai Forbath, he's basically a one-dimensional bleeding vagina in pads.

The only other explanation that I can come up with is that whoever decides this award (and after this I gotta believe it's a bathtub full of apes with alzheimer's) looked at Matt Bosher as more of a weapon than as a kicker. Kai Forbath is the generic definition of "kicker" whereas Matt Bosher has revolutionized how the position is played. Matt Bosher is changing the kicker position the way Cal Ripken Jr. changed the shortstop position. Coaches around the country are now looking to recruit kickers who can do more than just serve a ball into the air and then pray someone else does their job correctly. They're now looking for kickers who can '"field their position" so-to-speak.

Nonetheless I am offended by this and you should be too. The NCAA can launch investigations into Tennessee due to some oatmeal for brains bimbo holding up cardboard signs at a high school game and the United States government can get involved with playoff proposals simply because some ****ing commuter college out in potato peeling Idaho is butthurt because no one respects them. Someone needs to investigate what happened here. ****, I'll even listen to some of those whacko conspiracy theorist from the PoFo.

This is a ****ing sham and I feel infinitely sorry for the parents whose kids return kickoffs for the Wisconsin Badgers.

+1

MelbournePhin
12-27-2009, 03:35 AM
what a stupid ****ing thread

finfan3223
12-27-2009, 10:44 AM
...to the University of Miami and to Matt Bosher personally.

Kai Forbath? Who? Who the **** is Kai Forbath? Sounds like a Swedish Porn star. GTFO with some Kai Forbath.

Who's sex tape did he acquire the ensure he win the Lou Groza award over Matt Bosher? Personally, I'd rather have my sex tape or whatever evidence this goober has on me exposed than to be tortured by Matt Bosher for my incompetence and pussification after being bullied by this Kai Forbath clown.

What has he done? Dude made 26 field goals. He missed three. Dude made 22 extra point tries. And he fuggin' missed one. C'mon man. How you gonna miss an extra point? Matt Bosher made 48 extra point tries and didn't miss not one. Yeah, he shanked two against Georgia Tech but I don't see the big deal in that when this Forbath clown missed three. Forbath scored 100 points this season. Bosher scored 90. Not that big of a difference.

Punting? Oh, wait...Forbath sits his candyass on the bench when the punt unit comes one. His homosexual roommate, Jeff Locke, handles those duties. Matt Bosher doesn't sit on the bench. Matt Bosher booms ****s out of the stadium. Matt Bosher will kick to you and beg you to get passed Pannzyasses panzy special teams unit. Bosher pretty much does the same on kickoffs. Did you know that Matt Bosher has 6 tackles this season? Did you know that ALL six prevented touchdowns? That's not a made up statistic. Go back and watch the games. The dude single-handedly prevented six scores. And had Matt Bosher been the guy that kicked to Spiller, no one would be complaining about Spiller not being invited to the Heisman ceremony because Matt Bosher would have ended that guy's season right there. You think Forbath changes games like this on special teams? Hell no. Forbath, once again, sitting his candyass on the bench letting his **** roommate do all the hard work. So in summary of Kai Forbath, he's basically a one-dimensional bleeding vagina in pads.

The only other explanation that I can come up with is that whoever decides this award (and after this I gotta believe it's a bathtub full of apes with alzheimer's) looked at Matt Bosher as more of a weapon than as a kicker. Kai Forbath is the generic definition of "kicker" whereas Matt Bosher has revolutionized how the position is played. Matt Bosher is changing the kicker position the way Cal Ripken Jr. changed the shortstop position. Coaches around the country are now looking to recruit kickers who can do more than just serve a ball into the air and then pray someone else does their job correctly. They're now looking for kickers who can '"field their position" so-to-speak.

Nonetheless I am offended by this and you should be too. The NCAA can launch investigations into Tennessee due to some oatmeal for brains bimbo holding up cardboard signs at a high school game and the United States government can get involved with playoff proposals simply because some ****ing commuter college out in potato peeling Idaho is butthurt because no one respects them. Someone needs to investigate what happened here. ****, I'll even listen to some of those whacko conspiracy theorist from the PoFo.

This is a ****ing sham and I feel infinitely sorry for the parents whose kids return kickoffs for the Wisconsin Badgers.


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JCane
12-27-2009, 02:20 PM
what a stupid ****ing thread

Awwww boo hoo hoo.

:boohoo:

Oraclepz
12-27-2009, 09:45 PM
If they don't apologize for the BCS what makes you think they are going to apologize for stiffin someone up on an award!