View Full Version : After seeing the pats on ESPN for the 272457245th time today

SCLSU Mud Dogs
12-15-2009, 04:08 AM
I told my buddy that I could perhaps do a better job anchoring patriots coverage.

tom brady is actually gay.

randy moss was dropping balls becasue he and tom's relationship was strained during pre game fore-play

coach belichick's attempt at spygate actually featured footage from one giant gay display during practice, team meetings, and pre game rituals, for which the NFL fined them for over-exposure

the entire team is questionable this week with blue balls and sore buttholes.
matt light, tom brady, and kevin faulk are doubtful with possible signtings of chlamidia.

The patriots continued their streak of being gay against the panthers, which has dated back to April 16, 2000 when tom brady was drafted.

12-15-2009, 04:11 AM
It probably isn't easy to be gay in the NFL.

12-15-2009, 06:35 AM
the constant talk about Patriots Patriots Patriots is rather disgusting. Get over it ESPN. The Patriots are heading back to the gutter where they have been the majority their franchise has been around.