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Miamian
11-12-2003, 11:14 PM
I know, I know. This should go in the political forum, but it just seemed too light. This is something I just dug up from a few years ago.

Don't know much about history,
Don't know much foreign policy.
Don't remember how I got through school,
I'm sure I didn't break the rules.
But, what's it matter 'cause my granny says:
"Boy, if you want to you can be the prez,"
And what a wonderful world this will be?

Don't know much about the women's vote,
Don't know much about the bill I wrote.
Don't know much about the foreign vets,
I've never even voted for 'em yet.
But I do know if your dad tries hard,
He can get you in the National Guard.
And what a wonderful place that can be.

Now, I've never claimed to be an "A" student,
But, what's wrong with "C's?"
And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet,
I can win their love for me, ee, ee, ee.

Don't know much about air pollution,
Don't know much about the Constitution.
Don't know much about the economy,
It never much affected me.
But there's one thing I know for sure.
If the rich stay rich and poor stay poor,
What a wonderful world this will be.

Don't know much about the national debt,
I've never had to pay one yet.
If we need to we can sell the States,
To the Japanese at discount rates.
But I do know if things do go bad,
Dick and I can always call my dad.
And what a wonderful world this will be.