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Justasportsfan
11-13-2003, 12:22 PM
http://www.deathclock.com/

Mine is July 7 , 2032.

Muck
11-13-2003, 12:26 PM
I can't look at that thing. I don't like to think about exactly when I'll die. :(

Justasportsfan
11-13-2003, 12:29 PM
We all know that isn't true. It's all for fun. Don't worry Muck, knowing you, you're way behind in your purpose in life you'll live to be 200. God get's the good one's first. :lol:

Scrap
11-13-2003, 12:39 PM
Sunday, Sept. 2, 1968.

Justasportsfan
11-13-2003, 12:45 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy
Sunday, Sept. 2, 1968.

You're already dead? Maybe you mean 2068

Scrap
11-13-2003, 12:50 PM
Oops,yeah 2068.

Muck
11-13-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by justafan
We all know that isn't true. It's all for fun. Don't worry Muck, knowing you, you're way behind in your purpose in life you'll live to be 200. God get's the good one's first. :lol:

LOL. It's funny because I think about dying, how I'll die, people's reaction all the time. But I just can't think about dates. :dunno:

finattic79
11-13-2003, 12:53 PM
Friday, April 26, 2052, damm I don't have much time left lol

finattic79
11-13-2003, 12:54 PM
Okay, I turned of the non-smoker thing and lowered my BMI from 28 to below 25 and I only get a yr more of life, guess I don't have a good reason to quit smoking lol

Justasportsfan
11-13-2003, 12:55 PM
Best way to die is getting shot on the head at 70 yrs old by a 22 yr. old jealous husband. :lol:

dolphan39
11-13-2003, 12:56 PM
Sunday, April 5, 2037

damn that sucks...

Justasportsfan
11-13-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by finattic79
Okay, I turned of the non-smoker thing and lowered my BMI from 28 to below 25 and I only get a yr more of life, guess I don't have a good reason to quit smoking lol

I got 7 more years. :D

Muck
11-13-2003, 01:53 PM
August 1st, 2053

74 years old baby. :)

Scrap
11-13-2003, 02:06 PM
I'll be 95.

CirclingWagons
11-13-2003, 02:06 PM
I had to visit this site for my computer class...I took the pessimistic view, and only live till about 2033 or something...at 50 years of age...good enough for me:lol:

Baz
11-13-2003, 02:59 PM
June 5th, 2076. That makes me sad......

dolfan87
11-13-2003, 03:02 PM
Feb/ 6 /2046

I wonder if I will have my Mustang done by then?

;)

P4E
11-13-2003, 03:21 PM
Uh-oh... I'm only good till 2033.

Quick question: Do you guys think sex with a woman half my age is likely to increase my longevity, or lead to an early demise? I need to know.

dolfan06
11-13-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by justafan
http://www.deathclock.com/

Mine is July 7 , 2032. mine is march 26, 2020

dolfan06
11-13-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
mine is march 26, 2020 the first time i forgot to change my birth year and came up with 2047. hell i'd only be 101!:D

dolfan06
11-13-2003, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by justafan
http://www.deathclock.com/

Mine is July 7 , 2032. i won't die though. heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid i'll take over!;)

dolfan06
11-14-2003, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i won't die though. heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid i'll take over!;) did my wife's, she's gonna outlive me by seven years!:( :goof:

Baz
11-14-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Bazinet37
June 5th, 2076. That makes me sad......

I was doing the Math, and that means I'll be 93 years old!! I think I'd poison myself before I got that old......

dolfan06
11-14-2003, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Bazinet37


I was doing the Math, and that means I'll be 93 years old!! I think I'd poison myself before I got that old...... all depends, my father in law is 85 and he just drove out here from missouri. hope i'm in half the shape he's in at that age!:rolleyes:

Baz
11-14-2003, 02:52 PM
The difference is that I know I'll be a mess. I already have arthritic feet, my shoulder and neck sometimes give me problems, and I'm sure other things will pop up eventually......

dolfan06
11-14-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Bazinet37
The difference is that I know I'll be a mess. I already have arthritic feet, my shoulder and neck sometimes give me problems, and I'm sure other things will pop up eventually...... this should make you feel like a spring chicken:

i have:

had 3 heart attacks
angioplasty twice
quadruple by-pass
diabetes militis
over active thyroid (which causes cholesterol to stay high)
marked cerebral atrophy

and to top all that off, back in 75 i was hit by a semi truck and my left knee doesn't work right!:rolleyes:

Justasportsfan
11-14-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
this should make you feel like a spring chicken:

i have:

had 3 heart attacks
angioplasty twice
quadruple by-pass
diabetes militis
over active thyroid (which causes cholesterol to stay high)
marked cerebral atrophy

and to top all that off, back in 75 i was hit by a semi truck and my left knee doesn't work right!:rolleyes:

Sheez, I hope your close to God. You should be nicer to bills fans. You'll earn extra points that way.

dolfan06
11-14-2003, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by justafan


Sheez, I hope your close to God. You should be nicer to bills fans. You'll earn extra points that way. sorry, back in 75, i was nice to a bills fan, so god sent a truck to get my attention, now i'm on the right track!:tongue:

Muck
11-14-2003, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever
Quick question: Do you guys think sex with a woman half my age is likely to increase my longevity, or lead to an early demise? I need to know.

Longevity. ;)

Ok, what about me?? What would sex with a woman half my age lead to??

*Ok guys, I threw that one underhand.....:tongue:

dolfan06
11-14-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Muck


Longevity. ;)

Ok, what about me?? What would sex with a woman half my age lead to??

*Ok guys, I threw that one underhand.....:tongue: exhaustion! when your 19, a woman twice your age can be fun!;) :evil:

inFINSible
11-14-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever
Uh-oh... I'm only good till 2033.

Quick question: Do you guys think sex with a woman half my age is likely to increase my longevity, or lead to an early demise? I need to know.

mines' dec. 3rd, 2033......and if your young chippy can work a few digits off the ol' BMI, It's likely that I'll be kicking sooner than you.:lol:

iceblizzard69
11-14-2003, 05:09 PM
Friday, June 10, 2061

P4E
11-14-2003, 07:54 PM
Originally posted by Muck


Longevity. ;)

Ok, what about me?? What would sex with a woman half my age lead to??

*Ok guys, I threw that one underhand.....:tongue:
5 to 7 with time-off for good behavior... hemorrhoids... and a lifelong need to register your whereabouts. :D

But let us know how it goes.;)

Peebs
11-14-2003, 08:05 PM
Monday, December 13, 2055

Probably during MNF too! And at a ripe old age of 92 and still wearing my lucky dolphins thong! :tongue:

SuavePhin
11-14-2003, 08:12 PM
ok, 92 years old and thong do NOT belong in the same sentance together!!

ohall
11-14-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by justafan
http://www.deathclock.com/

Mine is July 7 , 2032.

Monday, December 23, 2052

Oliver...

dean_siu
11-15-2003, 03:15 AM
Not sure why...but this site has me dying at 91 (even though I'm overweight and admitted to it!)..........Tuesday, December 16, 2059

Peebs
11-15-2003, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by SuavePhin
ok, 92 years old and thong do NOT belong in the same sentance together!!

Uh huh, hopefully I will marry wealthy and have had enough plastic surgery to have the body of a 30 year old at 92....
I'll be like the 6 million dollar woman without the bionic parts, just plastic. :tongue: :lol:

P4E
11-15-2003, 11:54 AM
When I'm 92 I'm going to want the body of a 30 year old. She just hasn't been born yet.:)

dolfan06
11-15-2003, 12:37 PM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever
When I'm 92 I'm going to want the body of a 30 year old. She just hasn't been born yet.:) ;) :evil:

Marino1983
11-18-2003, 12:37 PM
Hum ,,, Nov 6 2033 ......


72 years old :goof: !

Be my luck that when I am cremated my ashes will be mixed with a billy goat fan ... :barf:

:shakeno:

Marino1983

dolfan06
11-18-2003, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Marino1983
Hum ,,, Nov 6 2033 ......


72 years old :goof: !

Be my luck that when I am cremated my ashes will be mixed with a billy goat fan ... :barf:

:shakeno:

Marino1983 curses, the thought of that makes me ill!:(

Marino1983
11-19-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
curses, the thought of that makes me i'll!:(



I think I ll have it stated in my will that all other cremations during that day be screened for NFL fan affiliation ....


:lol: :lol:

Marino1983

dolfan06
11-20-2003, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Marino1983




I think I ll have it stated in my will that all other cremations during that day be screened for NFL fan affiliation ....


:lol: :lol:

Marino1983 i don't want to be cremated. i want to be buried face down, so bills fans won't have any trouble kissing my a$$!;)

DeDolfan
11-20-2003, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by justafan
http://www.deathclock.com/

Mine is July 7 , 2032.

it won't wok for me. Error on the page so i guess that means only one thing! I'm already checked out !!! :eek:

dolfan06
11-20-2003, 03:06 PM
tried it again and it moved up a year. think i'll quit so i can watch the rest of the season!