PDA

View Full Version : 4 Year Old Kid Gets Drunk, Robs a House



CedarPhin
12-18-2009, 04:01 AM
http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/79586382.html
:lol::lol::lol:

CedarPhin
12-18-2009, 04:04 AM
http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html


April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to be taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

Possum
12-18-2009, 04:06 AM
Wtf?!?!?!

JCane
12-18-2009, 04:12 AM
You know that kid doesn't have a Father in his life. I mean, look at that fat fatty of a Mom. She was basically a drunken free ride for the night and 9 months later she gave birth to this nonsense. No man stuck around for that.

Possum
12-18-2009, 04:14 AM
bet you she never knew she was pregnant.

CedarPhin
12-18-2009, 04:17 AM
Isn't there a show about that?

Possum
12-18-2009, 04:26 AM
yep. i didnt know i was pregnant. people just walking around and o look a kid just popped out.

CedarPhin
12-18-2009, 04:27 AM
I think I saw an episode of that one night. The lady went to take a ****, and out came the kid.

She'd been having abdominal pains for awhile, but couldn't figure out what it was.

Possum
12-18-2009, 04:28 AM
I think I saw an episode of that one night. The lady went to take a ****, and out came the kid.

She'd been having abdominal pains for awhile, but couldn't figure out what it was.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:. i saw that one too. she couldnt crap and went to the doctor. she was 8 months prego.

JCane
12-18-2009, 04:49 AM
I remember the Family Guy episode when Peter went to visit an old girlfriend and a baby fell out of her vag lmao.

Ricky4Life
12-18-2009, 10:03 AM
I remember the Family Guy episode when Peter went to visit an old girlfriend and a baby fell out of her vag lmao.

:lol2:

CedarPhin
12-18-2009, 02:51 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:. i saw that one too. she couldnt crap and went to the doctor. she was 8 months prego.

Haha, yeah, that was the one I was thinking of.

Dolfan3773
12-18-2009, 09:20 PM
:lol2:

PhinzN703
12-18-2009, 09:42 PM
America's IQ dropped a bunch of points with this one

GoonBoss
12-19-2009, 11:40 AM
I'd like to go ahead and have a moment of silence for this kid. I predict he'll wind up in the Pen or dead before 30.

BigJP
12-23-2009, 12:42 PM
I dont get how she says kids do things like this!! WTF? Not 4yr olds how does a 4yr old comprehend my daddy's in jail and I wanna go be with him so I have to commit a crime. I got 3 kids and if something bad happened and I went to jail Im pretty sure between me and my wife we can go without telling them Im in jail and this is what you have to do get there too. CMON!!! sounds like some shi**y parenting

Bumpus
12-23-2009, 04:38 PM
I think he was after visine.