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JCane
12-18-2009, 07:18 PM
LMAO. I laffed sooooooo Goddamn hard at this. This is my kind of neighbor. I applaud this man for exposing Christmas for the fraud that it is. I can only imagine the uproar from the community this caused.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVLigsO52zs

Gonzo
12-18-2009, 08:35 PM
Santa should have known better than to go onto somebody's yard in hillbilly land, especially with a bunch of deer.

Noodle Arm
12-18-2009, 08:38 PM
"but then the children stumble upon Jesus carrying a double barreled shotgun..."

This made me laugh, just the way the reporter says it.

TheDon74
12-18-2009, 08:42 PM
Thats pretty funny and the guys right, I love how people act like Santa is a religious symbol that needs to be respected. If the cops say they can't do anything about it then why do the neighbors think a petition will get it removed?

JCane
12-18-2009, 08:53 PM
Thats pretty funny and the guys right, I love how people act like Santa is a religious symbol that needs to be respected. If the cops say they can't do anything about it then why do the neighbors think a petition will get it removed?


Probably Baptists.

CedarPhin
12-18-2009, 09:02 PM
That's a pretty funny display.

Dolfan3773
12-18-2009, 09:15 PM
LOL...thats funny

SpurzN703
12-18-2009, 10:00 PM
It's like in 'Bad Santa' where Billy Bob gets shot at the end of the movie. All the kids start screaming :chuckle:

HurriPhin
12-19-2009, 01:02 AM
Now that's funny... and inspiring. I think I might just hang a life size Santa by a noose from my front yard tree. Wanted: Dead or Alive for breaking and entering.

Bumpus
12-19-2009, 01:07 AM
:lol:
I wonder if he replaces Santa with the Easter Bunny in the Spring ...

Gonzo
12-19-2009, 01:16 AM
:lol:
I wonder if he replaces Santa with the Easter Bunny in the Spring ...
I'm telling PETA.

CedarPhin
12-19-2009, 02:24 AM
For some reason, this thread made me think of this:

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

dolfan_101
12-19-2009, 03:59 AM
hahaha that is priceless. But really! Christmas is about Jesus, not a fat guy who gives presents to brats.

CedarPhin
12-19-2009, 04:20 AM
I really don't like Christmas. My holiday is the 4th of July.

FinFrenzy
12-19-2009, 09:42 AM
That was pretty funny! The parents should be happy, he could have made the crime scene ALOT worse...lol

Vaark
12-19-2009, 10:41 AM
Rudolph's got a squeeze box, Santa never sleeps at night

GoonBoss
12-19-2009, 11:38 AM
Wow. This is honestly why I don't like to live within eye or earshot of people. There's always someone with a stick up their ***.

Ricky4Life
12-20-2009, 02:07 AM
For some reason, this thread made me think of this:

Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been getting the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now, ya can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
In a helicopter circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flying the body count's rising
And everyone’s dying to know -"Oh Santa, why?"
My, my, my, my, my, my - you used to be such a jolly guy.

Yes Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a Federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behaviour in seven hundred more years.

But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus she's on the phone every night
With a lawyer negotiating the movie rights.
(They talk about)

The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped

Wo, The night Santa went crazy
The night Saint Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' the RAW deal
Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Wo, Somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain
Tell ya, somethin' finally must've snapped in his brain


Weird Al is awesome.

Link to the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw