View Full Version : Man Caught at Airport With 44 Lizards in Pants

01-27-2010, 10:54 AM

A German man who stuffed 44 small lizards into his underwear before trying to board a flight has been sentenced to prison in New Zealand for plundering the country's protected species.

Hans Kurt Kubus, 58, will spend 14 weeks behind bars and must pay a 5,000 New Zealand dollar ($3,540) fine before being deported to Germany as soon as he is released, District Court Judge Colin Doherty ruled onTuesday.

Kubus was caught by wildlife officials at Christchurch International Airport on South Island in December, about to board an overseas flight with 44 geckos and skinks in a hand-sewn package concealed in his underwear.


01-27-2010, 11:01 AM
WTF is wrong with Germans?

01-27-2010, 11:19 AM
WTF is wrong with Germans?

Goonboss - You do realize this (http://www.finheaven.com/forums/f10/man-stopped-while-trying-to-break-into-oregon-jail-268780.html)guy is American...

01-27-2010, 11:23 AM
They should feed this guy to the geckos

01-27-2010, 11:26 AM
i was once attacked by 3 sexy stewardesses for having a large snake in my pants on a plane... the full video examination can be found on numerous adult websites...

01-27-2010, 11:27 AM
Female Customs Agent: "Hans, are those lizards in your pants?"

Moron: "No but close. My one-eyed trouser snake is just happy to see you."

01-27-2010, 11:59 AM
that sounds like something i would make up to a girl i didn't want to talk to at the bar. sometimes i say i'm a sherpa, sometimes the dalai lama, sometimes i repair beepers, and now i've got a new one.

'so ... what do you do for a living?'

'i go to new zealand and steal endangered species for resale by sneaking them out of the country in my underwear.'

'oh. that sounds ... nice.'

consider it done.

01-27-2010, 05:24 PM
Kinda makes you wonder ... Why 44?

Was 45 too many, 43 not enough? And, did they find the one in his visine bottle?

01-27-2010, 05:26 PM
Perhaps Richard Gere was looking for "something different."