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CedarPhin
01-28-2010, 01:58 AM
Am I the only one that finds these flicks hilarious?

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II

Bumpus
01-28-2010, 10:05 AM
Am I the only one that finds these flicks hilarious?

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II

"You see boys, it's important to find a job that means something. That's why I manually masterbate caged animals for artifical insemination."
-Clerks

:lol:



Vote Bumpus.

BobDole
01-28-2010, 12:02 PM
Am I the only one that finds these flicks hilarious?

Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Clerks II

all of them are great except for chasing amy and dogma - kevin smith kind of whiffed on both of those.

jay and silent bob is one of my favorite comedies ever. first time i ever heard anyone else say 'clown shoes'. word *****, phantoms like a motherfugger.

clerks II was pretty great as far as sequels go. the *** to mouth dialogue was fantastic. as was the giant clit being weird b/c the next step is a tiny penis. :lol:

SpurzN703
01-28-2010, 04:23 PM
all of them are great except for chasing amy and dogma - kevin smith kind of whiffed on both of those.

jay and silent bob is one of my favorite comedies ever. first time i ever heard anyone else say 'clown shoes'. word *****, phantoms like a motherfugger.

clerks II was pretty great as far as sequels go. the *** to mouth dialogue was fantastic. as was the giant clit being weird b/c the next step is a tiny penis. :lol:

Chasing Amy and Dogma to me were both hilarious. The weakest of them all to me was Clerks II but that was only b/c it was weird to see them in color and just a smidge older.

Drinkin' beers beers beers....

BobDole
01-28-2010, 04:38 PM
Chasing Amy and Dogma to me were both hilarious. The weakest of them all to me was Clerks II but that was only b/c it was weird to see them in color and just a smidge older.

Drinkin' beers beers beers....

chasing amy tried a little too hard if you ask me. i hate how kevin smith does that when he attempts love stories or whatever. dogma was okay i guess - i don't remember it ever being funny though.

kevin smith needs to go back to raunchy comedy - its what he does best. the last few touchy feely movies he's done were painful to watch.

CedarPhin
01-30-2010, 02:13 AM
Mallrats is such an underrated film. The first cut (not the one in theatres) is the best one though.

BobDole
01-30-2010, 04:00 AM
Mallrats is such an underrated film. The first cut (not the one in theatres) is the best one though.

got that in my collection. way underrated flick. i've wanted to bang squinty eyed claire forlani ever since - she finally got naked in a movie somewhat recently by the way.

SpurzN703
01-30-2010, 11:49 AM
got that in my collection. way underrated flick. i've wanted to bang squinty eyed claire forlani ever since - she finally got naked in a movie somewhat recently by the way.

Pics would be delightful :hump:

Bumpus
02-03-2010, 12:52 PM
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