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Muck
11-18-2003, 11:46 PM
This goes out to every television station in existence.......

I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BLASTING OUT COMMERCIALS NEARLY TWICE AS LOUD AS THE PROGRAM I AM WATCHING!! IF I WANTED TO HEAR COMMERCIALS AT AN INCREASED VOLUME...I WOULD INCREASE THE VOLUME MYSELF!! DO NOT INCREASE THE SIGNAL FREQUENCY. DO NOT INCREASE THE VOLUME. DO NOT DO ANYTHING. JUST LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ!!

:yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire:

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You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.

CirclingWagons
11-19-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Muck
This goes out to every television station in existence.......

I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BLASTING OUT COMMERCIALS NEARLY TWICE AS LOUD AS THE PROGRAM I AM WATCHING!! IF I WANTED TO HEAR COMMERCIALS AT AN INCREASED VOLUME...I WOULD INCREASE THE VOLUME MYSELF!! DO NOT INCREASE THE SIGNAL FREQUENCY. DO NOT INCREASE THE VOLUME. DO NOT DO ANYTHING. JUST LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ!!

:yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire:

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You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.

:passes Muck the bottle of OC's:

Scrap
11-19-2003, 08:39 AM
I'm with ya' Muck. Especially during football games. I have the tv and surround sound blasting during games, and commercials get really loud.

P4E
11-19-2003, 09:34 AM
Same thing with the soundtrack on porn tapes when the action starts heating up. I'm PISSED! I'm writing my Congressman!

Please write yours, too. Thanks.

Muck
11-19-2003, 12:16 PM
Pr0n has sound?? I never knew. I put them on mute by default.

dolfan06
11-19-2003, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by Muck
This goes out to every television station in existence.......

I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOU BLASTING OUT COMMERCIALS NEARLY TWICE AS LOUD AS THE PROGRAM I AM WATCHING!! IF I WANTED TO HEAR COMMERCIALS AT AN INCREASED VOLUME...I WOULD INCREASE THE VOLUME MYSELF!! DO NOT INCREASE THE SIGNAL FREQUENCY. DO NOT INCREASE THE VOLUME. DO NOT DO ANYTHING. JUST LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ!!

:yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire: :yell: :fire:

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You may now return to your regularly scheduled program. i tune out the commercials anyway. unless they are so wierd my wife and i just look at each other and wonder what it was for. i think its amazing they spend so much and actually tape these things!:rolleyes:

Scrap
11-19-2003, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by Muck
Pr0n has sound?? I never knew. I put them on mute by default.

I never knew porn had sound either.;)

dolfan06
11-19-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy


I never knew porn had sound either.;) it does, but its dubbed!;)

DeDolfan
11-21-2003, 03:29 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy


I never knew porn had sound either.;)


HUUUh??!!

:lol:

Miamian
11-22-2003, 11:44 PM
I remember some manufacturer that makes a tv that supposed to compensate for the volume level. The commercial featured a used car salesman who tried to yell, but the tv wouldn't let him.:huh:

dolfan06
11-23-2003, 12:54 AM
Originally posted by Miamian
I remember some manufacturer that makes a tv that supposed to compensate for the volume level. The commercial featured a used car salesman who tried to yell, but the tv wouldn't let him.:huh: commercials on tv don't bother me, i just tune em out anyway. the ones that bother me are these damn people that come to your door and ask you to vote for them, "and the way you vote is to take a subscription" to some friggin magazine. if i want the magazine, i'll go buy it!:yell:

DeDolfan
11-23-2003, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
commercials on tv don't bother me, i just tune em out anyway. the ones that bother me are these damn people that come to your door and ask you to vote for them, "and the way you vote is to take a subscription" to some friggin magazine. if i want the magazine, i'll go buy it!:yell:

I don't have any problems with such. I have a sign in my yard that says, "DANGER !! MINEFIELD!!"

:lol: :lol: they just keep right on truckin' !!

dolfan06
11-23-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by DeDolfan


I don't have any problems with such. I have a sign in my yard that says, "DANGER !! MINEFIELD!!"

:lol: :lol: they just keep right on truckin' !! my neighbor has a chainlink fense in front and a rottweiler. he gets no salesmen!;)

DeDolfan
11-23-2003, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
my neighbor has a chainlink fense in front and a rottweiler. he gets no salesmen!;)

My mother-in-law has a big fenced in yard, also with a rotweiler, with a sign on it with a rotweiler pic on it that says, "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds. Can you?" :lol: Funny thing is that the dog is so docile and wouldn't hurt a fly, that it's name is...................Ducky!!! :lol: No **** !!!
:D

dolfan06
11-23-2003, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by DeDolfan


My mother-in-law has a big fenced in yard, also with a rotweiler, with a sign on it with a rotweiler pic on it that says, "I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds. Can you?" :lol: Funny thing is that the dog is so docile and wouldn't hurt a fly, that it's name is...................Ducky!!! :lol: No **** !!!
:D nobody bothers my trailer, maybe i should put the same sign on my front door, PROTECTED BY PITBULL WITH AIDS!

DeDolfan
11-23-2003, 06:22 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
nobody bothers my trailer, maybe i should put the same sign on my front door, PROTECTED BY PITBULL WITH AIDS!

:lol:

:allhail: