View Full Version : Sum things that have ben going on in my life

02-06-2010, 11:34 PM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: i no that it has ben a long time since my last post hear but a lot has ben going on in my life: hear are sum things that have ben happening:

my frend roger resently invited me over becaus he got a new dog: he sed [hey John you shood see this dog i got: his name is chad: he sits on the front porch and lissens to me]: he also sed [get dug to come over with you so that you can get a pic of him]: so i text mesajed dug and sed [dug roger has a new dog that he wants us to come see and get a pic of]: dug sed [ok]: so me and dug got thier and the dog was just sitting on the front porch staring while roger was talking: dug took this pic:

so we get bak to the trailer park and thier is a note for me: it sed [John can you and dug get sum pics of me for sum dating sites im joining - rich]: dug and i went over to richs trailer and wen he came out dug sed [lets get sum pics]: hear are the pics that me and dug took:




as you can see the pics came out good and rich told me lots of women have mesajed him about going out:

a coupel of days ago rich askd me wat he cood do for me in return for the pics "rich is a carver and can make statchus" : i sed [my grate grate granpa was a nativ american on this land many yeers ago: i wood like sumthing speshal to remember his life]: rich sed [i will make sumthing for you John]: so today rich came to my trailer with a box and inside was this beyutiful statchu of my grate grate granpa: as you can see thier is a wolf howling and a eegle on top of his hed that shows his patrietism and conection to the earth:

the other nite i woke up in the middel of the nite wen i herd crying: i got up and lookd around but didnt see anywon: then i herd it was coming from the bathroom: i opend the door and this cat was in the sink looking at me: i sed [why are you hear and how did you get in]: it did the crying sound agen: i went to the kitschen and got some doritoes for it and put them by the sink for it to eat then i went back to bed: wen i woke up in the morning the cat was sleeping in the sink and i cood see that it ate the doritoes:

hears a pic taken of my cousin wes and his son wes jr: wes and wes jr came by my trailer to stay for the wekend resently becaus they were going fishing at a lake nearbuy: in this pic wes jr had drank sum of my apple pare juise "its homemaid" and he started coffing becaus an apple sede was stuck in his throte: he quikly spit it up thats why his shirt is wet:

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the other nite i went to my house that is also in the trailer park and i herd water rushing in the basement: i new that sumthing was wrong: i opend the basement door and saw that it was fluding: i new that if it kept fluding the trailer park cood be in danger: i calld rich and dug and told them to hurry: wen they got thier they didnt no wat to do: i sed [you stay hear and make sure that no won gets near the water: its dangerus]: dug then sed [John wat are you doing]: i sed [sumwon has to stop this rite now]: so i dove into the water and swum to the sink wear i thaut the water was coming from: i pulld out my plyers and started forsing it into the drane and pulld: hare started to come out and then i shut off the sink: i went up for air and the water started to go down the drane: by the next day it had all gone down the drane acsept for the water that was below the sink: to get rid of this i used a hair drier with a extenchin cord to dry up the basement: it took me a couple of days but the basement is back to normel now:

last nite i was out at sum bars and sum women came up to me: i talkd to them and showd them the tatoos of my kids: they were impressd and wanted to come home with me: well then a guy punchd my back and i fell down to my knees and yelld very deep like a demon: i turnd around fast and punchd him hard: then i pushd him down onto the pool table and choked him: i stared him in the eyes and sed [i will let you live this time but if you ever do this agen i will destroy you:] i then pushd him agenst the wall and took this pic: he left crying and the women came home with me:

well thats wat has ben going on in my life: i hope your doing good:

John Simmons

02-12-2010, 02:56 AM
What. The. ****. :lol:

I cant believe this post has no replies

02-12-2010, 03:10 AM
This is classic.

02-12-2010, 03:11 AM
See, I'm confused ... Did we see something very similar to this a ways back?

This is so retarded, it's hypnotic! :lol:

02-12-2010, 03:17 AM
See, I'm confused ... Did we see something very similar to this a ways back?

This is so retarded, it's hypnotic! :lol:
I feel like ive seen something like this before too. I cant say for sure though. Either way, this thread is great. I cant believe that I just now noticed it and it had no replies

02-12-2010, 03:18 AM
Troll thread lol.

02-12-2010, 03:24 AM
Troll thread lol.
Hilarious troll thread

02-12-2010, 03:30 AM
I wonder why all of the troll threads have bad spelling? It's a dead giveaway.

02-12-2010, 03:35 AM
I like when he is talking about how he dried out his flooded trailer with a blow dryer and an extension cord :lol:

02-12-2010, 08:46 AM
Hmmmm. Well good to know your doing well???

02-12-2010, 09:53 AM
Is this RDS's brother or kid?

02-12-2010, 11:50 AM
A John Simmons sighting! I can't believe you wasted a good bag of dorito's on that cat, John. Glad to see it got what it was coming... down the drain!

02-12-2010, 12:10 PM
Is it just me or have their been some genius threads the last few months? Princess Filthy Sheets, Cam Wake Jersey guy, Talent_Scout, Retarded Joe and Joe R, and now this!?!?

02-12-2010, 12:26 PM
John, you've been gone so long. I understand you are busy with the womens, but come on.

02-12-2010, 01:23 PM
I nominate this for thread of the year! Unbelievably Awesome and interesting all at the same time

Arsenal WV
02-12-2010, 03:46 PM
Simply Amazing!