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Noodle Arm
02-14-2010, 12:46 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/02/lopa026816-1.jpg

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly auctioning off (http://www.examiner.com/x-36117-Socialite-Examiner~y2010m2d12-Bid-on-a-date-with-Lindsay-Lohan-Celebrity-auction-for-Haiti) a package that includes a night out with her. Here's the full deal:

A first class flight to LA, a week at the Peninsula Hotel, a night out with Lindsay Lohan, Sunday Brunch for 4 at The River Room, and the ultimate cinema experience at the Millbank Cinema Center for the winner + 400 friends.

One thing is for sure, this night will end with an STD.

My favorite part?:
for the winner + 400 friends

Now that's one hell of a gang bang!

Bumpus
02-14-2010, 01:01 AM
"The (drunken) King" approves of this thread! :up:


I must bow to the greater whore!

SpurzN703
02-14-2010, 02:26 AM
A few years ago maybe....

Bumpus
02-14-2010, 03:57 AM
She is such a filthy trollop!


... Bless her dirty heart!!

Vaark
02-14-2010, 10:14 AM
whoever wins, better dress appropriately for the occasion!



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/02/the_condom_man-1.jpg

d-day
02-14-2010, 12:40 PM
One thing is for sure, this night will end with an STD.

My favorite part?:

Now that's one hell of a gang bang!

How is this girl famous again? She didn't sell her soul. She's a ginger.

Myles Fynch
02-14-2010, 11:05 PM
Double-wrap then double-tap.

:hitit:

Noodle Arm
02-15-2010, 12:17 AM
How is this girl famous again? She didn't sell her soul. She's a ginger.

Hey d-day, just thought you'd like to know I finally bagged me my first REAL ginger. She's a college student from Brazil, which means I triple wrapped my wang. How did I woo her? With a song I made up on the spot: "Ginger face...ginger face/does the carpet match the drapes?" I don't think she understood what it meant, but it worked. :hump:

d-day
02-15-2010, 12:44 AM
Hey d-day, just thought you'd like to know I finally bagged me my first REAL ginger. She's a college student from Brazil, which means I triple wrapped my wang. How did I woo her? With a song I made up on the spot: "Ginger face...ginger face/does the carpet match the drapes?" I don't think she understood what it meant, but it worked. :hump:

:hi5:

quiero lamer tu chocha always works - btw, what was it like sticking your weiner in a soul less abomination?

Arsenal WV
02-15-2010, 12:47 AM
"The (drunken) King" approves of this thread! :up:


I must bow to the greater whore!

The (drunken) King?

I don't think so sir. That title would be mine.

Gonzo
02-15-2010, 12:56 AM
:hi5:

quiero lamer tu chocha always works - btw, what was it like sticking your weiner in a soul less abomination?I always leave with an empty feeling.

d-day
02-15-2010, 01:02 AM
I always leave with an empty feeling.

surprised you didn't wake up like somebody from shawn of the dead

Gonzo
02-15-2010, 01:15 AM
surprised you didn't wake up like somebody from shawn of the dead
Probably did and I just haven't realized it with all the time I spend on here and facebook.

d-day
02-15-2010, 01:23 AM
Probably did and I just haven't realized it with all the time I spend on here and facebook.

Just look at your face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.