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Vaark
02-19-2010, 02:09 AM
New, Novel Use for Duct Tape (http://stevebass.posterous.com/new-novel-use-for-duct-tape)


During a private fly-in fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, the chartered pilot and fishermen left a cooler and bait in the plane. [Thanks Bard and Jeff.]
Dumb, of course, because a bear got a whiff of it. And this is what he did to the plane.
The pilot used his radio and had another pilot bring him:


2 new tires
3 cases of duct tape
and a supply of sheet plastic

He patched the plane together, and FLEW IT HOME!

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Bumpus
02-19-2010, 02:16 AM
It's THE all-purpose tool.

"If 'ya can't duct it, **** it!"

... I'm pretty sure that's somewhere in WV's state crest ...

Bumpus
02-19-2010, 02:19 AM
:lol:
What's the big deal? Ya' just push the metal back into place and tape the f'er back up. No sweat.

Vaark
02-19-2010, 09:42 AM
It's THE all-purpose tool.

"If 'ya can't duct it, **** it!"

... I'm pretty sure that's somewhere in WV's state crest ...


I've heard that in West Virginny, it's also widely used as an emergency condom. Any truth to that?:oops:

fatkirstyalley
02-19-2010, 11:27 AM
The only problem I have wit Duct tape is the propensity to come off my victims mouths when he salivas on it.

Bumpus
02-19-2010, 01:13 PM
I've heard that in West Virginny, it's also widely used as an emergency condom. Any truth to that?:oops:


Just around the base ... you know, to hold the saran wrap in place.