View Full Version : joke sent to me by a finfan...................

11-21-2003, 04:37 PM
My neighbor found out her Schnauzer could hardly hear so she
took it to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in
it's ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The
vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring
she should go to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and
rub in it's ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some "Nair" hair
remover. At the register the druggist tells her "If you're going
to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The druggist says, "If you're using it on your legs don't shave
for a couple of days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it on my legs either, and if you
must know I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The druggist says, "Stay off your bicycle for a week.