View Full Version : Time Magazine: Beware Of Top 10 Most Dangerous Foods

02-23-2010, 05:09 PM
If interested, link here for the actual article (http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1967235_1967238_1967229,00.html)

However, if a quick summary will do instead of slideshow, kudos to "FormlessOne" a Fark poster who did a great short-and-sweet recap: :up::lol:
1. Hot dogs
Morons choke on 'em.

2. Fugu
Morons eat 'em without proper preparation.

3. Ackee
Morons eat 'em while poisonous.

4. Peanuts
Allergic people swell up.

5. Leafy greens
Morons eat 'em without washing 'em first.

6. Rhubarb
Morons eat a lot of the poisonous bits.

7. Tuna
Morons poisoned them with mercury, then kept eating 'em.

8. Cassava
Morons eat 'em without proper preparation.

9. Coffee
Morons spill it in their laps.

10. Mushrooms
Morons eat the poisonous ones.

02-23-2010, 05:15 PM
So the lesson here is ... Morons shouldn't eat?

... I like it. :up: