PDA

View Full Version : Beer Belly Saves Stabbed British Bartender's Life



BAMAPHIN 22
02-25-2010, 10:44 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif




A British bartender cheated death in a knife attack because his beer belly protected his vital organs, The Sun reported Wednesday.

Doctors told Snaz Martin, 43, he was "almost certainly" saved by his paunch after a boozy customer stabbed him with a three-inch blade.


http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpps/news/dpgonc-beer-belly-saves-stabbed-british-bartender-life-fc-20100225_6271828

FinFrenzy
02-25-2010, 10:47 AM
See drinking is good for you.....:lol:

PhinzN703
02-25-2010, 11:46 AM
And to think those yoyos who have six pack abs, they think their **** doesn't stink well HA!

Bumpus
02-25-2010, 02:16 PM
Mmmm ... Beer! It does a body good!

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

GoonBoss
02-26-2010, 08:26 AM
Is there anything beer CAN'T do?!

BAMAPHIN 22
02-26-2010, 06:18 PM
My ode to beer... These are lyrics that were sung by the R&B artists of the 70's-90's, from Alabama the Commodores featuring Lionel Richie (Just to close to you). After reading this article and finding out the benefits of drinking beer... I thought that it would very appropriate to change the mentioned artist lyrics and share this song with fellow "beer " drinkers of America. This may become our National Anthem for beer... Tell me what do you think?




Just to be close to you beer
Just for a moment, well just for an hour
Just to be close to you beer
Oh well ah baby aw

You know I've been thru so many changes in my life beer
Aw I've been up real high where I thought I didn't need anybody
Aw and then again I've been down real low where
There was no one in my life who needed me
Aw and I found that material things I thought had so much value
Aw beer didn't really have any value at all

There was a lonely man
A man with no direction, with no purpose
With no one to love and no one to love me for, for me
Aw beer then you, then you came into my life
You made my drinking edges smooth
You made my direction so clear and you aw ale
You became my purpose my reason for livin' beer

You see you're my heart, you're soul
You're my stone inspiration
Baby oh that's why I'm standin' here singin'
And opening my mouth to you
I wanna say child why don't I
Take a sip and we'll live in love forever
Yeah take sip ooh, we'll be alone you and me yeah

Take a sip
We'll live our lives together yeah together
Together yeah together
Just to be close to you beer
Just for the moment baby, just for an hour
Just to be close to you beer, hey, ooh

I've been out there searchin' so very long baby
Searchin' to find some thing just like you
And for some folks it takes a lifetime sugar
To find in this world a dream come true
Why don't I take a sip
Oh, we'll live in love forever yeah
Take a sip, we'll be alone you and me
Take a sip we'll spend our lives together,
Together, together, together
Just to be close to you beer
Just for the moment just for the hour
Just to be close to you beer
I need you beer

To get drunk to be loved by you baby
To have your cold bottled body close to mine
To whisper words that make you feel like your special
Beer I know our love will stand the test of time
Just to be close to you beer

For the moment baby, for the moment baby
For the moment baby
For the sugar, yeast,water, malt and hops yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
My lips are still burnin' for you beer
Ya got me yearnin' for your love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bumpus
02-26-2010, 07:46 PM
Spoken like a true alkie. :up: