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The Goat
03-08-2010, 07:21 PM
This is the thread where we report completely fictitious things about Eric Berry in order to make him drop to the #12 spot in the 2010 NFL draft.

So anyway...I heard he kicked a puppy. Hard.

DcRy82
03-08-2010, 07:24 PM
lol...

NBP81
03-08-2010, 07:25 PM
Not only did he kicked the poor three legged thing, he kicked it right in the face of a 10 year old homeless kid that was begging on the sidewalk... I heard...

AdamC13
03-08-2010, 07:25 PM
I hear he is a big SLUT! He has 7 kids in 5 different states with different mothers. Wait a minute...was that Berry or hmmm...some douche-bag Jet?

3rdandinches
03-08-2010, 07:26 PM
I heard he stole a purse from a 93 year old WW2 vet suffering from altimers after her prosthetic leg fell off. It was reported she was lying on the ground yelling "I've fallen and I can't get up"

Sick, I tell you!

rent this space
03-08-2010, 07:27 PM
plus he was smoking pot bought from a booster by his agent with a bookie while betting on his own bowl game

Slim
03-08-2010, 07:27 PM
I heard that every time Eric Berry intercepts a pass, he goes home and pees on an innocent child.

MrEd
03-08-2010, 07:27 PM
This is the thread where we report completely fictitious things about Eric Berry in order to make him drop to the #12 spot in the 2010 NFL draft.

So anyway...I heard he kicked a puppy. Hard.

In that case, Dez Bryant kicked his mom and is protesting for the release of the Clark guy that murdered Williams. He's also close friends with Pacman Jones and doesn't like practice. :lol:

Vaark
03-08-2010, 07:29 PM
and he's got signed pictures of R Kelly and Michael Jackson hanging over his bed.

MiamiDolfan85
03-08-2010, 07:29 PM
one time,in band camp.....

COphinphan89
03-08-2010, 07:32 PM
Not only does Berry have 12 illegitimate children with 13 different mothers, but not a single one of those mothers is a day over 15. He also was an accolmplice in 9/11 and likes to drive his car on the sidewalk in an effort to plow into as many pedestrians as possible.

vafins
03-08-2010, 07:35 PM
I heard he stole 20 dollars marshawn lynch style

NBP81
03-08-2010, 07:36 PM
Not only does Berry have 12 illegitimate children with 13 different mothers, but not a single one of those mothers is a day over 15. He also was an accolmplice in 9/11 and likes to drive his car on the sidewalk in an effort to plow into as many pedestrians as possible.
That was lawrence philips...

Phinatic8u
03-08-2010, 07:37 PM
I heard Eric berry murdered every GM in the leauge before the 12th pick in the draft..again i heard

armysoldier1385
03-08-2010, 07:38 PM
I heard Eric Berry is married to Tim Tebow

enduro
03-08-2010, 07:39 PM
This is the thread where we report completely fictitious things about Eric Berry in order to make him drop to the #12 spot in the 2010 NFL draft.

So anyway...I heard he kicked a puppy. Hard.

i heard he had sex with your mama....

FINOMINAL
03-08-2010, 07:41 PM
He wants to be the highest paid player in the history of the NFL, and a clause that says he must be the highest for five years. He will sit out until Peyton Manning’s new deal to know what you have to pay him, so whoever drafts him, it is going to be a year away before he plays.

akfinfan
03-08-2010, 07:43 PM
This is the thread where we report completely fictitious things about Eric Berry in order to make him drop to the #12 spot in the 2010 NFL draft.

So anyway...I heard he kicked a puppy. Hard.

Drop to #12 in the draft? That might get him 6 months in a High Security Prison!

209Mason
03-08-2010, 07:44 PM
I heard Eric Berry is a Jets Fan!!!

metalman32060
03-08-2010, 07:49 PM
I heard Eric Berry is a Jets Fan!!!
Ouch Now thats not even nice :rolleyes2:

Fin_Frenzy_84
03-08-2010, 07:51 PM
I heard he messed with 31 teams coaches cars and houses. Only team he didnt mess with is the Fins. I heard spray Paint was involved. I also heard he egged them and all that good stuff. Also heard he ummm how should i word it put his doodie all over the windows!!!

This is someone yard he did
http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090805/tp_prank_01.jpg

My favorite look what he did to Rex Ryans roof
http://www.thanksdarling.com/gsinc_promo/stag-party-pics/banksy-prank.jpg

Gilo45
03-08-2010, 07:52 PM
I heard he's basically Fritzl 2.0

kingfin23
03-08-2010, 07:53 PM
I heard Eric Berry humps every player in the locker room and hides everyone,s mouth piece..

The Goat
03-08-2010, 07:56 PM
I just heard Eric Berry threatened Ryan Clark and made him re-sign with Pittsburgh.

It's working...Eric Berry's Draft Stock is dropping like a stone...

illscriptures
03-08-2010, 07:57 PM
I heard he ejaculates on other player's mouth pieces as a pregame ritual. True story. I also heard he gave a dead parakeet to a blind kid in a wheel chair and that he is very fond of Nick Saban.

Wishfishin
03-08-2010, 08:03 PM
Vegetable oil, a banana, and a transvestite.

RZA
03-08-2010, 08:11 PM
I heard he bought a truck, filled it with hoochy moma's then ran over a cop...

RZA
03-08-2010, 08:13 PM
I heard he bought a pound of ground round...

greenmiamicat
03-09-2010, 03:54 AM
I heard Eric Berry idolizes Girbril Wilson and wants to play just like him.

Possum
03-09-2010, 04:01 AM
i heard he had sex with your mama....
no, that was his girlfriend.