View Full Version : Reminder: Sunday = "Steak & BJ Day" The Greatest Day Of The Year

03-09-2010, 08:54 PM
Yes, finally, it's time for the men's version of Valentines Days: "Steak and ******* Day" so start getting your women primed, ready and anxious to serve it all up in appreciation for the privilege of calling you theirs! Filet and fellatio, what could be better?

Oh, and then don't 4get to thank me on Monday:3w:

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and ******* Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a *******. Not necessarily in that order.

A recently created and already widely known. This holiday for men is the equivalent to Valentines Day for women. Valentines Day is widely based around the pleasing of women we love, but now, a month later, these women we love can please the men they love. On Steak and ******* Day, every man's women will fire up the grill and cook them a big juicy steak that is just to his liking and then she will give him a big juicy *******, just to his liking. It can be in whatever order he wants, and when ever he wants.

Tom: Hey Bob, what'd Sandy get you for Steak and ******* Day.

Bob: What do you think man, a big juicy steak and a big juicy *******!

Tom: Nice!

03-09-2010, 09:18 PM
That is awesome! I already sent it to my girlfriend and told her not to make any plans that she had work to do.


03-09-2010, 09:18 PM
Damn, because of this, I might just have to change my opinion on Valentines Day.

03-10-2010, 08:31 PM
I just started a lively debate in my local watering hole about this.

The chicks are pissed, the men are ROARING!!!


Viva Steak & BJ Day!!!!!!!

03-10-2010, 09:01 PM

I wish y'all could be here right now ... this scene is ****ing GOLD!

03-10-2010, 09:26 PM

I wish y'all could be here right now ... this scene is ****ing GOLD!

here's something for the women there:
(funny that i had to use a tinyurl to replace the censor of the actual "BJ" word that's part of the link's name)

Women Bite Back

As usual, women have to have the last word in. There is now talk of a Chocolate and Cunnilingus Day (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Chocolate_and_Cunnilingus_Day&action=edit&redlink=1) on April 14 (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/April_14).


03-10-2010, 11:02 PM

Women can't ever let us have anything ...

Dammit! They already have half the money and ALL the ***** ... Why can't we just have this?

03-12-2010, 04:59 PM

03-14-2010, 09:57 AM
Just so that this day doesn't slip on by