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BAMAPHIN 22
03-10-2010, 06:06 PM
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While most bathrooms in the United States are business as usual, toilets in Japan and in some parts of Europe are high-tech wonders, overflowing with luxurious amenities such as heated seats, sound effects, built-in bidets and lids that raise automatically.

But the toilets lids aren’t the only things going up. Complex commodes are also raising eyebrows, especially with Americans unaccustomed to toilets that require an instruction manual.

“You walk into a bathroom in Tokyo and the toilets are like the captain’s chair on the Starship Enterprise,” says Kim Terca, a 27-year-old public relations consultant from San Francisco. “There’s a control panel with all these buttons. The first time I saw one, I just burst out laughing. Then I started pressing buttons to see what they could do.”


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35787518/ns/technology_and_science-innovation/

Troysif
03-10-2010, 07:26 PM
I'll stick with the plain toilet i wouldn't want the damn thing to malfunction and eat me.

BobDole
03-10-2010, 07:45 PM
i'm ready.

Dolphins7273
03-10-2010, 07:56 PM
I just want a toilet that'll wipe my *** for me.

Flip Tanneflop
03-10-2010, 08:30 PM
If they bring these things to the US, you can guarentee I will buy one.

Bumpus
03-10-2010, 08:39 PM
:lol:
Is the hummer button labeled "BJ" ... Inquiring minds want to know.

FinFan 13
03-10-2010, 11:13 PM
If they bring these things to the US, you can guarentee I will buy one.


They already have them, you just have to look.

Noodle Arm
03-10-2010, 11:23 PM
Sound effects? Oh man, imagine all the fart sounds I can program on that thing!

I'd also have it say (in a Japanese accent of course) "ahhhh that is a turd of great magnitude! You are the turd master!" while I nod my head in agreement.

Bumpus
03-10-2010, 11:25 PM
:lol:
Ain't seen 'em in West "By God" Virginny yet ...

Bumpus
03-10-2010, 11:27 PM
Noodle ... You're a funny M-Fer. :up:

Keep up the good work.

FinFan 13
03-10-2010, 11:28 PM
:lol:
Ain't seen 'em in West "By God" Virginny yet ...


You have to do a little online searching, but they are around.

JT-forpresident
03-10-2010, 11:38 PM
Sound effects? Oh man, imagine all the fart sounds I can program on that thing!

I'd also have it say (in a Japanese accent of course) "ahhhh that is a turd of great magnitude! You are the turd master!" while I nod my head in agreement.

:lol::lol::lol:


" Corn ? really ? C'mon man chew your food a bit more, **** ! "


or you program it for your lady...

" Next time make sure to have your ***** shaved, and this has nothing to do with me, errrr i mean your husband, programming the toilet "

Bumpus
03-10-2010, 11:54 PM
:lol::lol:
C'mon, JT - corn does not digest.

Flip Tanneflop
03-11-2010, 12:49 AM
You have to do a little online searching, but they are around.

Link

1 dol fan
03-11-2010, 01:05 AM
If I could find those in a public restroom, I would totally pay for it.