View Full Version : man uses johnson to assault female officer

03-17-2010, 10:45 AM
link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm)

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A man who assaulted a female police officer with his penis has been fined.
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined 600.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.
They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

03-17-2010, 12:12 PM
One of the weirdest things I've ever read

03-17-2010, 05:14 PM
Schlong assault.

That's a new one ...


03-17-2010, 07:12 PM
LMAO @ "She got out of the way."


03-17-2010, 07:56 PM
Sounds like he needs to be rehabilitated at a penal institution!

03-17-2010, 11:18 PM
Attempted assault with a tiny weapon.

03-18-2010, 04:59 AM
LMAO @ "She got out of the way."



I know right? I spit coffe when I read that.

Bobby Humphrey
03-18-2010, 02:58 PM
Attempted assault with a tiny weapon.

looks like he came up short on his assault