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Myles Fynch
03-27-2010, 06:31 PM
http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html


PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa.

State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a highway.

The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.:ponder:

FinFrenzy
03-27-2010, 08:11 PM
Should have been the groundhog :sidelol:

Possum
03-28-2010, 10:33 AM
http://cbs3.com/topstories/Police.Drunk.Pennsylvania.2.1592202.html

:ponder:
just fyi, this wasnt me.

tylerdolphin
03-28-2010, 10:41 AM
just fyi, this wasnt me.
Im gonna need proof of that

Fin_Frenzy_84
03-28-2010, 10:42 AM
Thats so funny I would of died seeing that

Possum
03-28-2010, 11:00 AM
Im gonna need proof of that
i knew i should have kept the receipt.

Ricky4Life
03-28-2010, 11:01 AM
i knew i should have kept the receipt.

:lol2:

CedarPhin
03-28-2010, 12:16 PM
Do you have the tags, Possum?

Myles Fynch
03-29-2010, 12:23 AM
i knew i should have kept the receipt.

Photocopies can be faked, FWIW.

1 dol fan
03-29-2010, 12:28 AM
I don't know if its possible for Possum to effectively prove that it wasn't him... If you can't prove otherwise, it has to be true!

SpurzN703
03-29-2010, 05:08 PM
Was it Phil Connors?

BAMAPHIN 22
03-29-2010, 08:16 PM
When police found Donald Wolfe, he was giving mouth-to-mouth "resuscitation" to a long-dead opossum along a major highway, according to officials.

Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw the 55-year-old Brookville, Pa. man kneeling before the roadkill and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.

Levier says Wolfe was "extremely intoxicated" and "did have his mouth in the area of the animal's mouth...I guess."

Wolfe was charged with public drunkenness.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20001255-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.5

Troysif
03-29-2010, 10:07 PM
Beat by a day.

d-day
03-30-2010, 08:03 AM
After sobering up, drunk man swore he was giving mouth to mouth to o*****.

Myles Fynch
03-30-2010, 08:11 AM
I love this story. The guy needs to be on Letterman.