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Scrap
11-26-2003, 02:46 PM
This would be a great gift for Xmas.:D

Baz
11-26-2003, 03:27 PM
LMAO. I love it......

dolfan06
11-26-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy
This would be a great gift for Xmas.:D i better not let my wife see that one. i think you would top her hit list!;)

Muck
11-26-2003, 03:52 PM
I like this one (http://muck.finheaven.com/stuff/remote.jpg) better. :tongue: Don't forget to move your mouse to the bottom-right to blow up the picture (reads better)

*Warning: Rated-R. Parental discretion advised*

Scrap
11-26-2003, 03:57 PM
Ooh, that one is nice.

Scrap
11-26-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i better not let my wife see that one. i think you would top her hit list!;)

I won't be showing my fiance' that one either.:)

dean_siu
11-26-2003, 04:18 PM
Are these remotes universal? Will they work on a blonde as well as they do on a brunette?

Scrap
11-26-2003, 04:21 PM
Yeah, you just gotta know the programming code. I think it's 69 for that particular type.

Bobby Humphrey
11-27-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by Scrappy


I won't be showing my fiance' that one either.:)


congrats on him finally proposing...

dolfan06
11-27-2003, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by Scrappy
Yeah, you just gotta know the programming code. I think it's 69 for that particular type. 77 is better, ya get "eight" more!:D ;)

Miamian
11-27-2003, 11:51 AM
Now all we need is some voodoo to make these real.

BTW, Scrappy thanks very much for changing your avatar. Your current one is much more pleasing to the eye.

dolfan06
11-27-2003, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Miamian
Now all we need is some voodoo to make these real.

BTW, Scrappy thanks very much for changing your avatar. Your current one is much more pleasing to the eye. alls we can do is dream, bro. but you can bet i'm gonna put it on my christmas list anyway!:D

Peebs
11-27-2003, 12:36 PM
HEY! :mad:
Where's the remote for the guys:
the shut up and pull down your pants
Get me a beer
and
Take out the trash

:tongue:

dolfan06
11-27-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
HEY! :mad:
Where's the remote for the guys:
the shut up and pull down your pants
Get me a beer
and
Take out the trash

:tongue: the one works for both men and women. men just use it to get the ball rolling, men have a one track mind!:D ;) :evil:

P4E
11-27-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
HEY! :mad:
Where's the remote for the guys:
the shut up and pull down your pants
Get me a beer
and
Take out the trash

:tongue:

You got it, Peebs.:)

Go ahead and hit that :tongue: button, too, if you'd like.;)

Peebs
11-27-2003, 04:09 PM
:lol:

See now that would be nice if there was just a :tongue: button to press instead of having to always have to give instructions in where you want them to go......:rolleyes:

P4E
11-27-2003, 05:27 PM
:tongue2: :tongueout :cheer:

DeDolfan
11-30-2003, 07:01 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy
This would be a great gift for Xmas.:D

:D :D :D :D :D :D And i thought it was gonna be some kind of strap-on or som'n!!

:lol: :lol:

dolphan39
12-01-2003, 03:56 PM
Orgasmatron (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns9999397)
A machine that delivers an orgasm at the push of a button has been patented in the US. The implant could help women whose lives have been blighted by an inability to achieve orgasms naturally.

dolfan06
12-01-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by dolphan39
Orgasmatron (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns9999397) to hell with the friggin machines, i have fun creating them myself. maybe i should rent myself out, the name might be a little strange, but i can live with it!:D

Scrap
12-01-2003, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
HEY! :mad:
Where's the remote for the guys:
the shut up and pull down your pants
Get me a beer
and
Take out the trash

:tongue:


Since when did women ever have to fight with guys on that first one?:lol:

dolfan06
12-01-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy



Since when did women ever have to fight with guys on that first one?:lol: it all depends on who's asking!:rolleyes:

DeDolfan
12-01-2003, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by dolphan39
Orgasmatron (http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns9999397)

Batteries not included!! :lol: :lol:

Scrap
12-01-2003, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
it all depends on who's asking!:rolleyes:

True. MiMi on the Drew Carey Show would need one of those remotes.

dolfan06
12-01-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by DeDolfan


Batteries not included!! :lol: :lol: i don't need batteries, i'm solar powered. if the suns not out, a couple of beers will do!;)

dolfan06
12-01-2003, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy


True. MiMi on the Drew Carey Show would need one of those remotes. hell, she'd need a remote and i'd need a couple cases for that!:rolleyes: ;)

Scrap
12-01-2003, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
hell, she'd need a remote and i'd need a couple cases for that!:rolleyes: ;) If I ever find out she wants some, I'll buy you the beer.:lol:

dolfan06
12-01-2003, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy
If I ever find out she wants some, I'll buy you the beer.:lol: don't do me any favors!:eek: ;) :D

Scrap
12-01-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
don't do me any favors!:eek: ;) :D

Just looking out for a fellow Dolfan.;)

DeDolfan
12-01-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i don't need batteries, i'm solar powered. if the suns not out, a couple of beers will do!;)

:D :D :D :D Has anybody ever told you that you ain't "right"??!! :D :D On cloudy days, SEVERAL werks fer me !!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DeDolfan
12-01-2003, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
HEY! :mad:
Where's the remote for the guys:
the shut up and pull down your pants
Get me a beer
and
Take out the trash

:tongue:

SSSSshhh, Huny, let's be a little more discreet in this. If you want me to pull down my pantz fer ya and git you a beer, I ain't gotta problem with that. Just don't go tellin' all the guys. They might get the idea that I'm whipped 'r som'n!! No need in the WHOLE world knowin'! ;)

Oh, btw, I'll shut up too!!! :lol: :lol: :D :D

Peebs
12-01-2003, 07:57 PM
:yell: HEY I'M CLICKING AND THE DAMN GARBAGE ISN'T AT THE CURB!

;) :lol:

Peebs
12-01-2003, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Scrappy



Since when did women ever have to fight with guys on that first one?:lol:

Yea but sometimes they are into the "blah blah blah...":rolleyes:
Just shut up and git buzy boy.....
:tongue:

DeDolfan
12-01-2003, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
:yell: HEY I'M CLICKING AND THE DAMN GARBAGE ISN'T AT THE CURB!

;) :lol:

Name, addy and phone# there Huny, and the gar-BAAAge will be took care of !!!

:evil: ;) :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :goof:

dolfan06
12-02-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by DeDolfan


:D :D :D :D Has anybody ever told you that you ain't "right"??!! :D :D
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: my wife tells me that all the time, thats what keeps our marriage goin. she's the straight one!;)

Scrap
12-02-2003, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Peebs


Yea but sometimes they are into the "blah blah blah...":rolleyes:
Just shut up and git buzy boy.....
:tongue: You are a great person Peebs.:D

Peebs
12-02-2003, 07:46 PM
My MNF guy friends think so too. Next week they want to watch MNF at either Hooters or GQ (Gentlemens Quarterly, a strip joint) for a change of pace and of course they invited me to come along because they know I have no problem going to those kinda places and that I'm a cool chick. :D
I feel like just like Shirley McLaine (the only woman allowed into the "Rat Pack") :tongue:

dolfan06
12-03-2003, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Peebs
My MNF guy friends think so too. Next week they want to watch MNF at either Hooters or GQ (Gentlemens Quarterly, a strip joint) for a change of pace and of course they invited me to come along because they know I have no problem going to those kinda places and that I'm a cool chick. :D
I feel like just like Shirley McLaine (the only woman allowed into the "Rat Pack") :tongue: shirley believed in reincarnation, maybe you're her!:eek:

Peebs
12-03-2003, 10:24 PM
She's not dead yet....:eek:

dolfan06
12-04-2003, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Peebs
She's not dead yet....:eek: so, come back now and avoid the december rush!;)

Hellion
12-04-2003, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by Peebs
She's not dead yet....:eek:

I don't know about that, have you seen her in any movies lately?:lol:


Originally posted by Peebs
:lol:

See now that would be nice if there was just a :tongue: button to press instead of having to always have to give instructions in where you want them to go......:rolleyes:

:hmmm: never needed instructions or directions before.:tongue: