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JohnSimmons
04-03-2010, 07:23 PM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: as you no spring is here and the wether is warming up: that means lots more to do and lots more women: anyway this is wat has ben going on in my life:

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the other morning the woman i was sleeping with woke up and sed [hey John i think there is someone in the dining room]: i sed [yes i hear that noise to: i am going to look and see what is going on]: i grabd my nife and camera and as i stepd out of the room i sed [you stay hear: i will take care of this]:

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so i got out into the dining room and it was little skyler from next door: he was dressd like a clown: i sed [wat are you doing here little skyler]: he sed [i came for sum donuts]: "my donuts are popular with my naybors and they are always wanting them": i sed [ok ill make you donuts but you have to stop making noise]: he sed [ok]:

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i got the donuts out and then microwaivd them: i put mapel syrup and also choclate syrup on them and everywon likes them: i gave six to little skyler and sed [you take these home to your parents and have sum with them]: he smiled and sed [thank you] and then he left: by that time it was 8 a clock and i rememberd the apointment i had with dug to take photos of people "i have ben doing sum photography for the past several months: i enjoy being a artist":



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wen i got their dug was setting up and are first model trevor w. came soon: i took these pics of trevor w. and they came out good: i will add these to my portfolyo: i mainly like to take pics of hot women but dug and the others sed that it would be better to do sum pics of others to so thats wat i have ben doing:

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this is another photo i made: the woman in the corner is sheela who is dugs cuzin: in this photo she is looking out over the prarie as the horse runs free: i think this pic could be put in a magazine and also turned into a poster: i have alredy sold many copies of this pic and will be selling more i no:

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i also resently dezined a horse shirt: wenever i wear this out i have people asking if they can get won:



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the other day i herd a man walking qwickly outside my home and i ran out to see if it mite be somewon trying to break in: i sed [wat do you want]: he sed [leave me alone]: i snappd this pic as he walkd by: so then i followd him and he started running: i threw sum rocks at him and a few hit him: he disappeard into the trees and i started to hear branches braking:

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i saw the man rise up into the sky: i yelld at him but he kept rising: he went high up and i cood no longer see him:

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a coupel of nites ago my frend rick sugjested that our rotwilers get married: my dog is Travis: he is the one in the camoflazh jacket and ricks dog is ronda: we braut in a preest to marry them and he desided he wood do it after i gave him sum of my donuts:

thats wat has ben happening: i hope your doing good: i will talk to you soon:

John Simmons

fin-atic
04-03-2010, 07:29 PM
Whoa...

I think I am going to have to sit back and watch the comments fly on this one. Where's my popcorn?

WeVie
04-03-2010, 07:30 PM
good to see your again john.

Come vote for me at finheavens march madness

Steveo 90
04-03-2010, 08:29 PM
greatest post ever............

d-day
04-03-2010, 08:43 PM
i like dugs cuzin sheela becuz she ****s like a horse - good to see you again john

Slim
04-03-2010, 09:06 PM
Is John Simmons related to Joe R in any way?

tylerdolphin
04-04-2010, 01:50 AM
:lol:
His last post was a little better, but this one was still pretty funny.

Myles Fynch
04-04-2010, 09:36 AM
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Bumpus
04-05-2010, 05:00 PM
Great to hear that your Spring is progressing nicely, John. :)


Announcement:
Team Bumpus is currently in negotiations for John to supply some of his famous doughnuts for the Bumpus Victory Party.


:bumpus:

PhinzN703
04-05-2010, 05:05 PM
Is John Simmons related to Joe R in any way?

Damnit I was going to ask that question :lol: