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Miamian
11-26-2003, 11:42 PM
Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! In fact, about a month ago while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. Myhusband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was he bought me.

One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using the bargain detergent my cheap azzhole husband bought, but it just wouldn't come out.

I went to the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the police's DNA tests were negative!

I thank you, once again, for a great product! Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the 'Hefty bag' people now.

Sincerely,

Wanda, Recently Widowed

Mindwarp
11-27-2003, 11:56 AM
:rofl: