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JohnSimmons
04-08-2010, 06:46 AM
hey everywon this is John Simmons: eester was a few days ago and this is wat has ben hapening in my life:

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i did an eester weding photo shoot with sum frends of mine: this is fil and his wife sara: fil sed [john i want pics that capchure the magic of the okasion]: i sed [ok]: so i had fil and sara pose and then workd with the photo to acheev the look of them in a wine glass: as you can see it came out good and they were very hapy: fil sed [any time we need family pics we will call you]:

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on eester nite i went to a party and desided to go as the eester bunnie "dug took this pic": women always love my costooms and i thaut this won wood work good: i told my frends not to tell anywon that i was in the costoom until a couple of hours into the party: lots of women were asking abowt me: i herd won say [wear is John Simmons: i woodnt have come to the party if i new he wasnt coming]: finely the time came and i took the mask off: their was lots of claping and chearing:

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wen i took off the mask i notised that thier was a woman looking at me from acros the room: i motiond to the door with my head and walkd out and she followd: we went back to my plase and i took this pic of her: all of a suden her boyfrend calld her and sed [wear are you]: she sed [im coming home soon i am just at a frends house]: he sed [you get home soon or i will break yore cds]: she sed [John i have to go now but i want to see you agen]: i gave her my number and then she sed [i am going to call my frend over: you will like her]:

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her frend and i spent a few hours together and then i rememberd that i had to get to my frend weslees house for a late nite eester party: i took this pic of the woman as i left:

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wen i got there weslees littel son mikel came up to me and sed [look what i got for eester]: he then showd me his choclit bunnie: weslee came up to me and sed to me [does mikel look like he is not growing: he shood be taller now: he is 6 years old]: i sed [i think i can help]:

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i went out to the garaj and found miracle grow: i came into the kitschin and mixd 3 scoops up in a glass of water and took it to mikel: i sed [if you want to get tall you have to drink this]: he started to drink it and sed [i dont like the taste]: i sed [this is how you will grow you have to drink it]: so he qwikly drank it and then he started coffing and saying [it burns]: weslee and his wife and the others came runing in: weslee sed [wats hapening to mikel]: i sed [he drank the miracle grow to fast: if he wood have gone slower he wood be fine]: weslee calld 911:

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i followd the ambulinse to the hospital and got this pic: peopel were yeling at me and saying i shood go to jale: i sed [you make me sick: this is mikels falt for drinking the miracle grow so fast]: the doctors helpd mikel and he was abel to go home that nite: the bad part is that weslees wife sed i shoodnt come over for a wile becaus of wat happend: i tried to explane how mikel had causd the problem but they woodnt lissen: sum peopel wont blame their kids for anything and thats how weslee and his wife our: hopefuly we can be frends agen soon but if not oh well i have lots of other frends and will continue to make them:

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the next day sum frends of mine and i got together for a romen candel fite: i got this pic of jarid: as you can see he is shooting a romen candel: i braut sum speshel romen candels that me and dug had made: they had gasoleen in them and cood caus explosions: i started firing mine off and everywon started hiding:

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we were neer a parking lot and won of my romen candel flame bals shot into the parking lot and hit a car: the flame bal went in thru a open window and the car exploded: dug got the pic: we herd sumwon yell [call the cops sumwon just blew up the car]:

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we qwikly turnd around and started runing thru the woods: i got this pic of my frend ron as we ran: we herd the sirens in the parking lot but were abel to get away and no won found us:

sense that day i have ben staying inside and smoking alot: forchunetly my stress is down now and i am abel to get back to my life: this wekend thier will be lots of partying and im looking forwerd to it: anyway thats wat has ben hapening lately: i hope your doing good:

John Simmons

tylerdolphin
04-08-2010, 07:06 AM
Thats the problem with America today John. No accountability for kids. They never take responsibility for their actions.

Bumpus
04-08-2010, 07:44 AM
John, could I have one of your leftover romen candels?





:bumpus:

PhinzN703
04-08-2010, 09:23 PM
Did Joe R and Dolfan Stan have a son together?

Myles Fynch
04-08-2010, 09:46 PM
IIRC, humans don't drink Miracle-Gro, plants do. People bathe in it with epsom salt.

Vaark
04-08-2010, 10:02 PM
sum Fokes liv a charmd lyfe. I M NVyus!

My eeester succt cumpaird 2 urs!

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PhinzN703
04-08-2010, 10:41 PM
sum Fokes liv a charmd lyfe. I M NVyus!

My eeester succt cumpaird 2 urs!

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Good spank bank material. Thanks :chuckle:

Myles Fynch
04-08-2010, 10:51 PM
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Good spank bank material. Thanks :chuckle:

Turn around Vaark, I think Phinz wants to see your tail.

:lol:

Arsenal WV
04-08-2010, 10:52 PM
What's EESTER?

Is that anything like Easter?

Vaark
04-09-2010, 12:37 AM
Turn around Vaark, I think Phinz wants to see your tail.

:lol:

If it's gonna be THAT kind of match with Phinz, I better grab my codpiece, eh?

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Bumpus
04-09-2010, 12:51 AM
:lol:





Edit: Oh yeah, :bumpus:

PhinzN703
04-09-2010, 01:03 AM
Wishful thinking on your part. All I see in the photos are pigtails and tit-tays, my two favorite aspects of hot chicks.

But thank you for assuming the opposite :)

Vaark
04-09-2010, 01:29 AM
Wishful thinking on your part. All I see in the photos are pigtails and tit-tays,
But thank you for assuming the opposite :)

Well Phinz, even if we are opponents in a match more destined to end in a death rattle than a tap-out, when it comes to all of the FH fellowship, I pride myself on being of service

So here, knock yourself out:

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