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X-Pacolypse
04-14-2010, 02:46 AM
It has been one month and eight days since Gibril Wilson was cut by the Dolphins. This thread will keep going until Gerbil finally finds a team stupid enough to pick him up. In the meantime, Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-16-2010, 07:11 AM
Wilson sucks. He's not ripping off any teams this year.

NY8123
04-16-2010, 08:07 PM
Wilson might be the only person that ****ing sucks worse then Ted Ginn Jr.

steeda
04-16-2010, 08:10 PM
Cameron Worrell was a pretty terrible safety. As bad as the gerbil? Well, that is up for debate.

GoonBoss
04-16-2010, 08:52 PM
Cameron Worrell was a pretty terrible safety. As bad as the gerbil? Well, that is up for debate.
Per dollar to play made, Gerbil is worse.

CedarPhin
04-16-2010, 09:08 PM
Maybe he'll end up in Cleveland. They're looking for secondary help.

NY8123
04-16-2010, 09:17 PM
Maybe he'll end up in Cleveland. They're looking for secondary help.

Help is the key word in your statement not hindrance.

Ricky4Life
04-17-2010, 10:24 AM
Ah still nothing. Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-17-2010, 11:40 AM
Ah still nothing. Wilson sucks.

Yep, Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-17-2010, 11:41 AM
Maybe he'll end up in Cleveland. They're looking for secondary help.

Are the Browns truly that desperate?

X-Pacolypse
04-18-2010, 01:03 PM
Wilson sucks.

NY8123
04-19-2010, 12:38 PM
On a Suck Scale of 1 to 10 with 10 equaling Ted Ginn where do you think Willson ranks?

I say 10.

steeda
04-19-2010, 04:34 PM
Per dollar to play made, Gerbil is worse.

Point well taken, GoonBoss. Wilson sucks.

steeda
04-19-2010, 04:35 PM
On a Suck Scale of 1 to 10 with 10 equaling Ted Ginn where do you think Willson ranks?

I say 10.

I have to disagree with you and say at least 11 or 12. Ginn at least made a play, but they both still suck.

X-Pacolypse
04-19-2010, 04:59 PM
On a Suck Scale of 1 to 10 with 10 equaling Ted Ginn where do you think Willson ranks?

I say 10.

10. Wilson sucks, and still remains unsigned.

NY8123
04-20-2010, 08:02 AM
I wonder if Wilson played D opposite Ginn on O if the suckiness would cancel out or if it would be sucked^2?

steeda
04-20-2010, 09:56 AM
I wonder if Wilson played D opposite Ginn on O if the suckiness would cancel out or if it would be sucked^2?

I believe you are right on this one. If Wilson covered Ginn, they would end up running into each other and knocking each other out. Definitely they would both suck ^ 2.

X-Pacolypse
04-20-2010, 02:10 PM
Wilson is still unsigned. Wilson sucks.

NY8123
04-20-2010, 02:49 PM
We should have traded Wilson back to the Raiders, Al Davis is so senile he probably has forgotten by now that Wilson was on the team two years ago.

Then Ted and Hamster could have met for a beer and talked about how much they suck together.

X-Pacolypse
04-20-2010, 05:06 PM
Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-23-2010, 03:24 PM
Wilson sucks.

steeda
04-23-2010, 04:52 PM
Wilson needs to do the NFL a favor and retire. Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-24-2010, 09:34 AM
Wilson needs to do the NFL a favor and retire. Wilson sucks.

No kidding. The guy stole enough money from Oakland and Miami to live off of for the rest of his life.

X-Pacolypse
04-25-2010, 10:33 AM
With all of the safties that were taken in this Draft, the job market isn't looking good for Gerbil.

NY8123
04-26-2010, 10:52 AM
In some alternate dimension Wilison is a pro bowler.

X-Pacolypse
04-26-2010, 06:17 PM
Wilson is still unemployed.

X-Pacolypse
04-27-2010, 08:18 PM
Another day, and Wilson is still without a team.

steeda
04-28-2010, 03:46 PM
Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-28-2010, 03:59 PM
Wilson sucks.

He most certainly is garbage.

RyanWallace321
04-28-2010, 04:01 PM
damn some people on finheaven need a new hobby

steeda
04-28-2010, 05:35 PM
He most certainly is garbage.

I can't disagree with you there, sir!

Wilson makes garbage look good.

X-Pacolypse
04-29-2010, 08:50 PM
Wilson is still unemployed, and the beat goes on.

NY8123
04-30-2010, 11:49 AM
Wilson is still unemployed, and the beat goes on.

My son's flag football team needs a player I am sure he could cover 12 year olds.

He'd have to take a pay cut and work for pop and sandwiches though.

X-Pacolypse
04-30-2010, 02:19 PM
My son's flag football team needs a player I am sure he could cover 12 year olds.

He'd have to take a pay cut and work for pop and sandwiches though.

:ponder:

I don't know about that. There are some talented 12 year olds out there.

X-Pacolypse
05-01-2010, 04:15 PM
Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
05-02-2010, 11:27 AM
In a not so shocking news story, Gibril Wilson is still out of work.

X-Pacolypse
05-03-2010, 04:49 PM
Wilson remains on the unemployment line.

steeda
05-03-2010, 05:48 PM
For as much as they suck, Ginn and Beck both have a team, whereas Wilson does not.

Wilson is horrible.

Bumpus
05-03-2010, 06:09 PM
Breaking News:

Wilson pulls it out.


Then he sucks.

NY8123
05-04-2010, 10:25 AM
Which is a longer wait:

The line at the DMV?

or

Wilson waiting for work?

X-Pacolypse
05-04-2010, 06:14 PM
Which is a longer wait:

The line at the DMV?

or

Wilson waiting for work?

It will ALWAYS be the DMV.

steeda
05-05-2010, 01:46 PM
Wilson sucks.

X-Pacolypse
05-05-2010, 06:31 PM
Another day of unemployment for Gerbil.

COphinphan89
05-06-2010, 03:21 AM
Gerbil is close to signing with the Cincinnati Mr. Bungles. It is there that he will reach the landmark of having sucked in four different cities in four consecutive seasons.

FACT: When you square the sucking velocity of a black hole, you end up with a figure that is roughly equal to that of Gibril Wilson's.

Wilson sucks.

NY8123
05-06-2010, 10:54 AM
Gerbil is close to signing with the Cincinatti Mr. Bungles. It is there that he will reach the landmark of having sucked in four different cities in four consecutive seasons.

FACT: When you square the sucking velocity of a black hole, you end up with a figure that is roughly equal to that of Gibril Wilson's.

Wilson sucks.

Actually Hawking used the Wilson factor to further his work with black holes, I think they are going to use the Wilson Scale to rate the size and suckage of black holes from now on.

steeda
05-06-2010, 04:39 PM
Wilson sucks.

steeda
05-07-2010, 03:53 PM
Well, Wilson was signed by the Bungles. They're in for a real treat with that re-tread. How much do we want to be he doesn't make the final roster?

Wilson sucks!

X-Pacolypse
05-08-2010, 11:44 AM
Well, it looks like Gerbil has found a team. The "Gibril Wilson Watch" Thread will now come to a close.