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iceblizzard69
12-01-2003, 08:56 PM
Is anyone else here going to watch A Simple Life tomorrow night? I think it is going to be great. I can't wait to see Paris Hilton actually work. I've been waiting for this excellent show to get aired for months. This is a potential classic.

MarinoFan4Life
12-01-2003, 09:01 PM
Paris Hilton.... :cp:

Dolfan02
12-01-2003, 09:31 PM
Surely you're joking?

MarinoFan4Life
12-01-2003, 09:54 PM
ME!? Dude, she's a hottie... kinda skinny... but hott none-the-less

iceblizzard69
12-01-2003, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Dolfan02
Surely you're joking?

I'm not. This show is going to be GREAT! :up:

iceblizzard69
12-01-2003, 10:18 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2003/12/week102-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2003/12/paris_hilton_150-1.jpg

Dolfan02
12-02-2003, 12:58 AM
Will somebody please feed those girls some food... sheesh, that is sickening :barf:

But I was talking about anticpating that show. First of all, since when do men anticipate a women's show or any show? And secondly, the show is about Nothing. Literally nothing.

Why are humans now liking cheap entertainment?

DeDolfan
12-02-2003, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Dolfan02
Will somebody please feed those girls some food... sheesh, that is sickening :barf:

But I was talking about anticpating that show. First of all, since when do men anticipate a women's show or any show? And secondly, the show is about Nothing. Literally nothing.

Why are humans now liking cheap entertainment?

Yeah, they need a big HIGH PROTEIN diet !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Peebs
12-02-2003, 07:54 PM
Can someone explain to me WHY in her sex video (which btw...she looked like a naked crack whore who was more interested on posing for the camera than the actual sex act) her eyes glowed like a possum?
That was the worst porn I've ever seen for free. :rolleyes:

Muck
12-02-2003, 11:25 PM
The video camera they used has night vision. That's why the eyes glow....because they were in the dark.

Peebs
12-02-2003, 11:59 PM
That's no reason to make a porn tape and have your eyes glow like a raccoon!

Clumpy
12-03-2003, 04:13 AM
I haven't seen the "money shot" yet on that tape!

DeDolfan
12-03-2003, 11:42 AM
Originally posted by Peebs
That's no reason to make a porn tape and have your eyes glow like a raccoon!

Must be one of those "BEASTIALITY" flicks???

:couch:

:lol:

SuavePhin
12-03-2003, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
That's no reason to make a porn tape and have your eyes glow like a raccoon!




Hey, we havn't seen your porn tape yet so until you post proof :evil: that you can do better zip it ;)

iceblizzard69
12-03-2003, 05:08 PM
New episode tonight at 8:30 PM EST on FOX! Last night's episode was very good, I can't wait till the one tonight. This show is great!

P4E
12-03-2003, 05:34 PM
I confess. I watched it.

It was amusing. It's pretty clear that Paris Hilton needs to be beaten to death with her overpriced shoes, though. Just for the good of the order. People with her values are a net negative applied against the rest of mankind. The girl has every opportunity known to man available to her, and what she chooses to do with it is be selfish, self-centered, wasteful, vain, superficial, narcissistic and ultimately, pathetic.

Her parents seem content to employ her and her sister as marketing tools for their hotels, as if they represent some cache that the rest of us can aspire to.

Other than those minor concerns, I'd just say she comes across pretty lame and shows her lousy acting skills when she tries to play dumb about any concept that she decides is beneath her grand stature. Just trying a little too hard there, Paris.

Fisticuff
12-03-2003, 10:18 PM
The girl has every opportunity known to man available to her, and what she chooses to do with it is be selfish, self-centered, wasteful, vain, superficial, narcissistic and ultimately, pathetic

so? she grew up that way. i'm sure you would turn out the same way.

besides it makes good TV. i wasn't going to watch at first, but i did and the show's great. it's because of all those things that makes the show worth watching. plus they're hot as hell.. thats really #1 right?

P4E
12-03-2003, 10:27 PM
Hmmm... okay. Then can I beat her parents to death with her overpriced shoes?

I'm also submitting a proposal to Fox for a reality show in which Paris is kept shackled in my basement for 5 weeks. I'll let you know what they say.:D

P4E
12-03-2003, 10:28 PM
LMFAO at what "word" just got filtered out of my post!!!

:roflmao:

Peebs
12-03-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by SuavePhin





Hey, we havn't seen your porn tape yet so until you post proof :evil: that you can do better zip it ;)

And you won't.
AND if you did I can promise you my eyes won't glow like a cat.
AND I won't be working for the camera...I would be actually ENJOYING the act. Unlike her.

You know it's a damn shame when you can't get any quality celeb porn anymore. :tongue:

Muck
12-03-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
That's no reason to make a porn tape and have your eyes glow like a raccoon!

It's not like they intended for the video to get out when they taped it. And who prefers a well-lit room anyway?? :)

Peebs
12-03-2003, 10:50 PM
I do. Well lit, dim lights...whatever. It's all good....
;) Lighting doesn't matter....


BESIDES notice how NONE of these celebs never mean for the videos to "get out". One word for them "ERASE". :tongue:

iceblizzard69
12-03-2003, 11:10 PM
The darkness in the video made it unique. I liked the nightvision personally. It gave it a special element that most sex tapes don't have. :)

BTW, another excellent episode of the Simple Life tonight. Seeing them work on a farm was just great.

P4E
12-03-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Peebs

You know it's a damn shame when you can't get any quality celeb porn anymore. :tongue:
You know... around these parts, Peebs, you and I would be celebs. Just a little food for thought.:)

Peebs
12-04-2003, 02:54 AM
:lol:

MarinoFan4Life
12-04-2003, 03:49 AM
P4E has a very good point... You can't be hatin' on Paris' porn until we see yours... if yours is better... then we'll all agree with your comments Peebs... ;)

Peebs
12-04-2003, 07:58 PM
Just think of me as the "siskle and ebert" of celeb porn. I just rate them, I don't make them. :D


well not yet anyway..... :evil:

MarinoFan4Life
12-04-2003, 08:28 PM
hahaha

XoPhinsoX
12-07-2003, 04:00 PM
I've seen the show and I'll admit it's somewhat entertaining.

Nicole Ritchie looks attractive with all that makeup, but I have feeling she's quite creepy without all of it.

Paris, well, I'd poke the **** out of her but I've already had a gf with no *** and it get's old. .I mean..Paris has NO ***. It's kind of odd.

I don't know. Atleast Nicole has some manners and isn't disrespectful to just about everyone.

I am curious though if they will have that threesome with that kid :lol:

MarinoFan4Life
12-10-2003, 11:21 AM
1/2 Price Anal Salty Weiner Bugers....


ROFLMAO... one of the funniest things I've ever seen last night on Simple Life.

Muck
12-10-2003, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by Phan4Ever
LMFAO at what "word" just got filtered out of my post!!!

:roflmao:

:tongue: Oops, my bad. All fixed. :D

Muck
12-10-2003, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by Peebs
I just rate them, I don't make them. :D


1 out of 2 ain't bad. There's still time for you to become a celeb. :tongue:

iceblizzard69
12-10-2003, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by MarinoFan4Life
1/2 Price Anal Salty Weiner Bugers....


ROFLMAO... one of the funniest things I've ever seen last night on Simple Life.

:lol:

That was great. I also thought it was pretty funny when they went across the street dressed in the Sonic costumes and went to the store. I can't believe that they didn't get fired on the first day.

DeDolfan
12-10-2003, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by iceblizzard69


:lol:

That was great. I also thought it was pretty funny when they went across the street dressed in the Sonic costumes and went to the store. I can't believe that they didn't get fired on the first day.

You do realize that this is a big put-on? :lol: :lol:

iceblizzard69
12-10-2003, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by DeDolfan


You do realize that this is a big put-on? :lol: :lol:

I know they are doing a lot of it for the cameras, but it is still great.

MarinoFan4Life
12-10-2003, 09:00 PM
I'm sure that most of its scripted, but it's SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

DeDolfan
12-11-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by MarinoFan4Life
I'm sure that most of its scripted, but it's SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

true, it is so damn stupid that it's hilarious, if you know what I mean. I mean, ANYBODY that doesn't know what to do with a check has just got to be stupid. But then again, she is blonde tho, right?? :lol: :lol:

MarinoFan4Life
12-11-2003, 10:48 AM
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard as I did when she was doing those Onion Rings...

Muck
12-17-2003, 10:05 PM
Every other episode has been funny. But tonight, seriously p*ssed me off. Everything is a joke to them. They have no sense of responsibility or even common sense. No sense of consequence. Freaking childish. They charged $120 on that dude's account. They stole the mom's mother's day gift. They ask the family about sexual stuff (kids included).

Their parents did a bang-up job raising them. Is Paris getting some poetic justice with her tape coming out??

iceblizzard69
12-17-2003, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by Muck
Every other episode has been funny. But tonight, seriously p*ssed me off. Everything is a joke to them. They have no sense of responsibility or even common sense. No sense of consequence. Freaking childish. They charged $120 on that dude's account. They stole the mom's mother's day gift. They ask the family about sexual stuff (kids included).

Their parents did a bang-up job raising them. Is Paris getting some poetic justice with her tape coming out??

They do think everything is a joke, and it is pretty funny. The funniest part of the episode were the fake tears when the guy came over to get the money.

1972
12-18-2003, 12:46 AM
My wife is watching the show right now. I'm going to go freak her out and predict what is going to happen.

I am Karnac the Magnificent.

dolphan39
12-18-2003, 03:31 PM
Paris Hilton Beats Bush in TV Ratings (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/odd_hilton_dc)
More Americans watched Fox's "The Simple Life (news - web sites)," which depicts the 22-year-old hotel heiress working (news - web sites) on an Arkansas farm, than saw Bush being interviewed by Diane Sawyer, Nielsen Media Research said on Thursday.

iceblizzard69
12-18-2003, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by dolphan39
Paris Hilton Beats Bush in TV Ratings (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/odd_hilton_dc)

:up:

Paris Hilton is clearly more important than the President.