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Muck
12-02-2003, 11:50 PM
Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See.......




Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an a**.




Impotence......Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"




The proctologist called ...they found your head.




Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.




Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.




Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.




I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.




WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.




Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.




Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"




Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.




Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.




If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.




Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.




Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.




Hang up and drive!!



And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!



Welcome to America...now speak English

Peebs
12-03-2003, 12:02 AM
I saw one once that said:
(a female part that starts with a "V") is a fat free food.

SuavePhin
12-03-2003, 04:53 PM
I saw one that is so true yet so wrong "porn, its cheaper then dating" hehe!!

Scrap
12-03-2003, 05:00 PM
I saw one but I forgot what it said. It was funny though.

P4E
12-03-2003, 05:22 PM
I seen that one too! I laughed so hard I swerved across three lanes. Funny as s***! How'd you know I liked that one anyway?

Scrap
12-03-2003, 05:27 PM
Someone told me some of the things you like. (Some of them were down right sick, might I add.) I won't name who said it, because I don't want to see you get mad at Bobby Humphrey.

dolphan39
12-03-2003, 05:53 PM
love it :up:

Muck
12-03-2003, 07:55 PM
I saw one on an old beat up Cadillac.....hand-written in sloppy black magic marker....that said,

"Bitch, why you wanna play that game on me??"

inFINSible
12-03-2003, 07:57 PM
I made one of my own....it said, "This is a bumper sticker"

I put it on my rear window.

inFINSible
12-03-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Muck
I saw one on an old beat up Cadillac.....hand-written in sloppy black magic marker....that said,

"Bitch, why you wanna play that game on me??"
ding ding ding ding !!! 10,000!!!!!!!

MoFinz
12-03-2003, 08:04 PM
I got one......

"If I Had Known This...I WOULD HAVE PICKED MY OWN COTTON"

P4E
12-03-2003, 09:02 PM
My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac
Yes she did!
My baby drove up in a brand new Cadillac
She said, "Hey, come here, Daddy!"
"I ain't never comin' back!"

So I said:

Baby, baby, won't you hear my plea?
C'mon, sugar, just come on back to me

She said, "Balls to you, Big Daddy. "
I ain't never coming back!

So I said:

Baby, baby, won't you hear my plea?
Oh c'mon, just hear my plea

She said, "Balls to you, Daddy. "

She ain't coming back to me

Baby, baby drove up in a Cadillac
I said, "Jesus Christ! Where'd you get that cadillac?"
She said, "Balls to you, Daddy. "
I ain't never coming back!

Haven't seen her since.:(

Chambers34Phins
12-03-2003, 10:49 PM
"my other car is your mom"

Prime Time
12-04-2003, 01:18 AM
"Muck please shut up!"
:lol: :jk: I'm still mad at you for the *** and elbow remark :lol: