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COphinphan89
09-04-2010, 01:39 PM
:hump:

Pay your respects and have some fun. Take it away gentlemen.

PhinsPhan11
09-04-2010, 01:45 PM
I knew this wouldn't take long. White sucks.

ROADRUNNER
09-04-2010, 04:50 PM
Ha ha wow that was fast................:rip: Mr White.

Adam First
09-04-2010, 06:15 PM
Worst draft pick of the Sparano-Ireland regime.

By comparison, let's take a look at a couple of players who were picked behind Pat in the 2nd round in the 2009 draft:

OLB Clint Sintim (Giants)
C Max Unger (Seahawks)
WR Mohamed Massaquoi (Browns)
RB LeSean McCoy (Eagles)
OT Phil Loadholt (Vikings)
OT Sebastian Vollmer (Patriots)

Flip Tanneflop
09-04-2010, 07:25 PM
Pretty lame of the OP. I shouldve clearly had dibs on this ****. I shouldve been able to wait a whole week after his release if I wanted to. Really OP(and not just you because someone else wouldve if you hadnt) youre way out of line. Dont skip rank.

1) Im the OBB(original Beck Basher) around here.

2) Memorial Threads were my creation in the first place. The rest of you are just bitin that **** off me. I let people have the other ones because I didnt really feel the other guys deserved a memorial thread anyway(porter).

3) Pat White played here at WVU. My territory.

4) I was one of the first to declare how bad Pat White blows before most people on here realized he had no NFL skills. Hell, there are still some that think we shouldve kept him.

All in all, pretty lame that this OP and thread wasnt reserved for me to start.

Btw, Pat White BLOWS!!!!!!!!!! Good riddance.

Bumpus
09-04-2010, 08:46 PM
Frankly, this is all Dan Carpenter's fault. Pat White #6 blew goats for nickels. Now, Pat White #5 was a stud.

FinFan 13
09-04-2010, 11:42 PM
I called it three weeks ago, you all are way late......

By the way, PW is ****ty as all everything.

Ricky_Fan34
09-05-2010, 12:10 AM
Pat White: Great character. Real nice, down to earth guy. Great role model as well. Not an NFL player though. Wish him the best, really good guy I hope he gets another chance with another team.

But for the record, Pat White blows.

Ricky_Fan34
09-05-2010, 12:11 AM
Pretty lame of the OP. I shouldve clearly had dibs on this ****. I shouldve been able to wait a whole week after his release if I wanted to. Really OP(and not just you because someone else wouldve if you hadnt) youre way out of line. Dont skip rank.

1) Im the OBB(original Beck Basher) around here.

2) Memorial Threads were my creation in the first place. The rest of you are just bitin that **** off me. I let people have the other ones because I didnt really feel the other guys deserved a memorial thread anyway(porter).

3) Pat White played here at WVU. My territory.

4) I was one of the first to declare how bad Pat White blows before most people on here realized he had no NFL skills. Hell, there are still some that think we shouldve kept him.

All in all, pretty lame that this OP and thread wasnt reserved for me to start.

Btw, Pat White BLOWS!!!!!!!!!! Good riddance.
I appreciate you allowing me to start the Porter Memorial thread, and I agree, you should've gotten this one. I wasn't touching it.

tylerdolphin
09-05-2010, 12:21 AM
2) Memorial Threads were my creation in the first place. The rest of you are just bitin that **** off me. I let people have the other ones because I didnt really feel the other guys deserved a memorial thread anyway(porter).
Ted Ginn definitely deserved a thread and Im proud to have started that one. I literally dont think anyone hated him as much as me.

prim3time
09-05-2010, 07:00 AM
little guy didn't stand a chance :(

X-Pacolypse
09-05-2010, 10:36 AM
Pretty lame of the OP. I shouldve clearly had dibs on this ****. I shouldve been able to wait a whole week after his release if I wanted to. Really OP(and not just you because someone else wouldve if you hadnt) youre way out of line. Dont skip rank.

1) Im the OBB(original Beck Basher) around here.

2) Memorial Threads were my creation in the first place. The rest of you are just bitin that **** off me. I let people have the other ones because I didnt really feel the other guys deserved a memorial thread anyway(porter).

3) Pat White played here at WVU. My territory.

4) I was one of the first to declare how bad Pat White blows before most people on here realized he had no NFL skills. Hell, there are still some that think we shouldve kept him.

All in all, pretty lame that this OP and thread wasnt reserved for me to start.

Btw, Pat White BLOWS!!!!!!!!!! Good riddance.

I disagree, good sir. Joey Porter definately deserved his own Memorial Thread.

Ricky4Life
09-05-2010, 12:14 PM
Have fun with baseball pat. It will be nice not having to scream at the tv when your child like body runs out onto the field.

X-Pacolypse
09-06-2010, 01:31 PM
Pretty lame of the OP. I shouldve clearly had dibs on this ****. I shouldve been able to wait a whole week after his release if I wanted to. Really OP(and not just you because someone else wouldve if you hadnt) youre way out of line. Dont skip rank.

1) Im the OBB(original Beck Basher) around here.

2) Memorial Threads were my creation in the first place. The rest of you are just bitin that **** off me. I let people have the other ones because I didnt really feel the other guys deserved a memorial thread anyway

3) Pat White played here at WVU. My territory.

4) I was one of the first to declare how bad Pat White blows before most people on here realized he had no NFL skills. Hell, there are still some that think we shouldve kept him.

All in all, pretty lame that this OP and thread wasnt reserved for me to start.

Btw, Pat White BLOWS!!!!!!!!!! Good riddance.

You really believe Ted Ginn didn't deserve a Memorial Thread?

X-Pacolypse
09-06-2010, 01:32 PM
Ted Ginn definitely deserved a thread and Im proud to have started that one. I literally dont think anyone hated him as much as me.

As you should be. I had tears of joy on the day that thread went up. It was unquestionably such a beautiful, beautiful sight.

COphinphan89
09-06-2010, 08:19 PM
WV, my sincerest apologies for being so inconsiderate.

X-Pacolypse
09-14-2010, 03:27 PM
Bumped by request.

NY8123
09-16-2010, 12:09 AM
You never heard this cat say anything good about Pat White. Wasted pick all the way around. I am glad the roster spot was opened up for someone else to fill.

Like I said in a separate thread, I hope the ****er isn't a pitcher because he can not hit a 6'2" 200lbs man. He sure as **** isn't going to be able to hit a strike zone.

X-Pacolypse
09-16-2010, 12:42 AM
You never heard this cat say anything good about Pat White. Wasted pick all the way around. I am glad the roster spot was opened up for someone else to fill.

Like I said in a separate thread, I hope the ****er isn't a pitcher because he can not hit a 6'2" 200lbs man. He sure as **** isn't going to be able to hit a strike zone.

I think they're sticking him in the outfield. Same place they stuck me in little league.

X-Pacolypse
09-23-2010, 06:23 PM
http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/sports/columnists/hyde/blog/2010/09/1_no_kris_jenkins_the.html

A Pat White update for those that care.



Well, former Anaheim Angels first-round pick and former Dolphins second-round pick Pat White has reported to the Kansas City Royals' instructional-league team in Arizona.

X-Pacolypse
10-21-2010, 08:04 PM
Bump.

X-Pacolypse
02-11-2011, 04:07 PM
Bump.

Tunaphish429
02-11-2011, 04:08 PM
Lol, Pat White.

X-Pacolypse
02-20-2011, 07:38 PM
Lol, Pat White.

I've been looking for any kind of update for his baseball career, but I haven't found anything recent. Must not be going so well.

X-Pacolypse
02-28-2011, 11:43 PM
Thanks to all who voted for me as Depths Demi God 2010.

X-Pacolypse
03-04-2011, 07:43 PM
http://hailwv.com/2011/02/26/pat-white-no-longer-pursuing-baseball/

X-Pacolypse
03-09-2011, 09:19 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/miami-dolphins/sfl-miami-dolphins-pat-white-retires-0309,0,1276262.story

X-Pacolypse
03-13-2011, 04:54 PM
Can Pat White succeed at anything on the pro level?

X-Pacolypse
03-25-2011, 06:52 PM
What will Pat White retire from next?

X-Pacolypse
04-02-2011, 05:45 PM
I wonder what Pat White is doing today?

X-Pacolypse
04-04-2011, 06:42 PM
I bet Pat White is funnier than Dane Cook.

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2011, 06:06 PM
Pat White thinks aesop is a jizzmopping virgin dork.

X-Pacolypse
04-09-2011, 01:51 PM
It's Saturday, and the world wonders what is next for Pat White.

X-Pacolypse
04-22-2011, 08:47 PM
Pat White may never become a great professional athlete, but at least he's not a lowly jizzmopper like Assmop.

ROADRUNNER
05-29-2011, 02:27 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/18-1.jpg

Ricky4Life
05-30-2011, 03:25 AM
Pat white sucks.

X-Pacolypse
06-03-2011, 11:38 PM
It's Friday, do you know where Pat White is?

X-Pacolypse
07-04-2011, 01:16 PM
Who's going to watch Pat White's UFL games? Anybody?

X-Pacolypse
07-30-2011, 01:40 AM
Pat White thinks Channing Crowder sucks.

X-Pacolypse
08-27-2011, 05:12 PM
Forget about where in the world is Carmen Sandiego. Where in the world is Pat White?

X-Pacolypse
12-04-2011, 09:48 PM
I wonder what Pat White is doing today?

X-Pacolypse
04-13-2012, 06:18 PM
It's 6:17 in the evening in the east. 3:17 in the afternoon the west. Do you know where Pat White is?

X-Pacolypse
05-28-2012, 11:11 AM
I guess Pat White's days of being a professional athlete are over. What's he going to do now?

MARSHALL28
08-05-2012, 08:24 PM
Having flashbacks