View Full Version : Homeless Man's Hot Tub Emergency: No Cocoa

09-05-2010, 02:54 PM
A homeless man who called 911 from the hot tub of a suburban Portland home and asked for towels, hot chocolate and a hug got arrested for trespassing instead.

Beaverton police say Mark Eskelsen called 911 from his cell phone, identified himself as "the sheriff of Washington County," and asked for medical help. He later admitted he wasn't the sheriff but informed the dispatcher he'd been "yelling for about an hour and a half."

The man said in his Sunday morning call that he'd been in the water about 10 hours and his towels had gotten wet. As he put it, "I just need a hug and a warm cup of hot chocolate with marshmallows in it."


09-05-2010, 03:06 PM
Well, he's certainly in hot water now. :rimshot:

(groan) C'mon Bumpus, you're better than that. Think.

09-05-2010, 10:55 PM
I didn't realize that 911 also doubled as room service.