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Flip Tanneflop
09-07-2010, 11:32 PM
Finally!!!!!!! No longer do we have to look at this fat, worthless, egotystical, scumbag, ********ing, piece of **** sitting in our luxury box with his ****ing binoculars pretending he gives a **** what is going on down on the field!

Bill Parcells did nothing but steal money from Mr.H in exchange for agreeing to run the franchise for a minimum of one year. All his contract obligated him to do was hire the GM and more or less be a consultant to that person. Basically, Parcells agreed to take a **** load of money to give his friend a GM job and hire his friends to be the HC, OC, and DC(Paul P. at the time). Thats it.

Sure, I suppose he gave them some advice on draft picks after the first year.......Pat White.....Thanks Bill. ********er.

Basically this guy was allowed to come and go as he pleased too. He never showed up at road games. Spent most of his time golfing, fishing, eating, and betting all of Mr.H's money on losing horses up at Saratoga with his other fat *** degenerate friends.

Bill Parcells is a world class scumbag. He was a good head coach back in the 80's, did some interesting press conferences, and parlayed that into this ridiculous idea that somehow he was a franchise builder, despite the fact he has never built a team that has won a championship. He whined about not shopping for groceries in NY, yet all the Giants FO did was give him the ingredients for TWO WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!!!!

Now on his way out here, he tries to throw people under the bus as bogus reports have come out suggesting it was someone else's idea to take Pat White. Everyone who followed that draft knew in the months leading up to it that Parcells was reported from several places to have a hard on for Pat White. Obviously, he is trying to set up one more big heist and take another paycheck from some unsuspecting owner so he dosent want this pick on his record. Im sure he has another group of friends he wants to put in important, high paying positions with another team whether they are competent or not(Sparano).

And while he was here, Parcells made sure to never speak, knowing if things went well he would be given credit, and if things went poorly he could simply not speak on the matter, take ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY, and let the **** land on his friends he hired as he conveniently steps out of the way.

**** BILL PARCELLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JCane
09-07-2010, 11:34 PM
:sidelol:

LMAO. WV coming hard in these threads as always.

flynryan15
09-07-2010, 11:37 PM
Bahahahaha rolling on the floor catching my breath Hahahahahaha! Awesome!

TedSlimmJr
09-08-2010, 12:29 AM
:sidelol:


****.. you guys are too much...


This thread should've been made on the main board and kept for a little while... Along with all the other threads where the lilly white, know-nothing-fanboys are constantly attempting to force it down each other's throats that this regime's multiple draft and free agent busts somehow stink less than all the previous regimes...

Perhaps it's the overwhelming stench of rotten Tuna that's tricking their little "bottle noses" from picking up on the odor?

After all, "compared to the last 3-4 sets of circus clowns running this franchise, this regime is much better"...

After all, "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King"...

Ricky_Fan34
09-08-2010, 12:33 AM
I don't know wv. I'm not feeling it on this one.

TedSlimmJr
09-08-2010, 12:39 AM
All that needs to be done now is for Ireland to start terminating the contracts of the 1st rounders they've spent draft picks on and the fanbase will take that and somehow spin it into how talented this team is REALLY becoming....


I know for a fact that people don't believe half the **** they're posting around here.... It's just not possible...

flynryan15
09-08-2010, 12:43 AM
:sidelol:


****.. you guys are too much...


This thread should've been made on the main board and kept for a little while... Along with all the other threads where the lilly white, know-nothing-fanboys are constantly attempting to force it down each other's throats that this regime's multiple draft and free agent busts somehow stink less than all the previous regimes...

Perhaps it's the overwhelming stench of rotten Tuna that's tricking their little "bottle noses" from picking up on the odor?

After all, "compared to the last 3-4 sets of circus clowns running this franchise, this regime is much better"...

After all, "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King"...

So what your saying is Tuna did pick White, Merling, Turner, Smith, and sign Wilford, Gerbil, Green, Grove, Smiley, Adoylea, Barbie, Chrowder? Man I thought it was anyone, but fatso!

---------- Post added at 11:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:42 PM ----------


All that needs to be done now is for Ireland to start terminating the contracts of the 1st rounders they've spent draft picks on and the fanbase will take that and somehow spin it into how talented this team is REALLY becoming....


I know for a fact that people don't believe half the **** they're posting around here.... It's just not possible...

Your hit the reset button comment was priceless!

TedSlimmJr
09-08-2010, 12:55 AM
So what your saying is Tuna did pick White, Merling, Turner, Smith, and sign Wilford, Gerbil, Green, Grove, Smiley, Adoylea, Barbie, Chrowder? Man I thought it was anyone, but fatso!

---------- Post added at 11:43 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:42 PM ----------



Your hit the reset button comment was priceless!



It doesn't matter... they've signed 106 UDFA's out of college over the last three years and 2 or 3 of them managed to stick on a team that's averaging about 6-7 wins a season..... that's incredible!

At this rate, they might as well start trading their draft picks for every malcontent in the league that would rather punt the football in practice than catch it... they'll make up for it by having roughly 1 out of every 20-30 UDFA's they sign make the team..

Hell, in a decade or so they'll have put together a team that could beat the Buffalo Bills backups and interim head coach....

flynryan15
09-08-2010, 12:58 AM
Dude they found Dan Carpenter! What else do you want?

TedSlimmJr
09-08-2010, 01:03 AM
The only other thing anyone could possibly want would be for Ross to give a lifetime contract to all three of the Triglicerides...

flynryan15
09-08-2010, 01:08 AM
Well if it don't bite as a puppy

Cloudy
09-08-2010, 01:19 AM
Now would be a good time for one of those "You Mad?" pictures.

JCane
09-08-2010, 01:33 AM
Now would be a good time for one of those "You Mad?" pictures.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm290/moob2008/GIFZ/16kdzxl.gif

finnns2000
09-08-2010, 02:07 AM
Good thread. Tired of his games.

-White
-Henning
-Turner
-Pasqualoni
-Merling
-Wilson
-Green
-Grove
-Smiley
-Smith
-Roth debacle
-JT debacle
-Dez situation (he hired Ireland, he's responsible)
-Zach situation
-Will Allen to IR?
-Sparano
-Wilford
-Ayodele

I mean god damn that's awful.

flynryan15
09-08-2010, 06:13 AM
Good thread. Tired of his games.

-White
-Henning
-Turner
-Pasqualoni
-Merling
-Wilson
-Green
-Grove
-Smiley
-Smith
-Roth debacle
-JT debacle
-Dez situation (he hired Ireland, he's responsible)
-Zach situation
-Will Allen to IR?
-Sparano
-Wilford
-Ayodele

I mean god damn that's awful.

Don't forget
Moore
Murphy
Barbie Carpenter- yeah he was one final **** you! I am never wrong Parcells ego moment shoved down our throats!

You know what else we got? We got a lot of average all over the place.

Those aren't groceries! That's TRASH!

Adam First
09-08-2010, 02:33 PM
Now would be a good time for one of those "You Mad?" pictures.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC3IkgwTvuE

X-Pacolypse
09-08-2010, 11:51 PM
Ehh.... I'm not feeling this thread.

Flip Tanneflop
09-09-2010, 02:36 AM
Ehh.... I'm not feeling this thread.

What are you bro? A timid dorkwuss? :lol:

ROADRUNNER
09-09-2010, 04:03 AM
Noooooooo not Bill......http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/isnlx48njdUXdCL25nDX5G93yq22mMF_XbXwDVwm-1.jpg (http://www.crankycritic.com/archive/posters/pages/platoon.htm)......

X-Pacolypse
09-09-2010, 12:50 PM
What are you bro? A timid dorkwuss? :lol:

Far from it, and you know that. I think this thread is a tad premature.

flynryan15
09-10-2010, 07:23 AM
Jake Grove was a great way to spend 15 million! Great evaluating Parcells all I did was look at his NFL.com profile and I saw hr missed 5.2 games a yr in Oakland. Hey how many games did Jason Brown miss again? Yeah the played baby games with him and he went to the Rams yes the Rams!

Flip Tanneflop
09-10-2010, 02:01 PM
Hey TedSlimm. Can we move that one post you made about "be very afraid of Ross hiring someone like that to run this team" into this thread. That thing was ****ing EPIC.

BobDole
09-10-2010, 07:42 PM
The only other thing anyone could possibly want would be for Ross to give a lifetime contract to all three of the Triglicerides...

:sidelol:

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 02:36 PM
Hey X-Pac since you are bumping memorial threads!

Flip Tanneflop
10-13-2010, 10:02 PM
Bump. Because Parcells is a ****ing troll.

Ricky_Fan34
10-13-2010, 10:18 PM
That timid dorkwuss bit by WV was hilarious. I lol'd when I read that.

X-Pacolypse
10-13-2010, 10:43 PM
That timid dorkwuss bit by WV was hilarious. I lol'd when I read that.

Everybody knows that there is only ONE person worthy of the "timid dorkwuss" label on this site, and that's Johnny Fumbles. Thanks again, Slimm.

flynryan15
10-18-2010, 11:26 PM
Finally begone you fat ****ing piece of stale warf trash! I am so happy you are no longer part of our organization! You fat mercenary **** I actually feel bad for the team and fan base you're about to fleece. Running out of smoke and mirrors aren't ya funny? Let's get one thing straight if the Dolphins become successful it is not because of the 1960s style cornfed crap he left behind!

TedSlimmJr
11-11-2010, 02:45 PM
Ehh.... I'm not feeling this thread.


You feeling this thread yet?

Flip Tanneflop
11-11-2010, 03:58 PM
You feeling this thread yet?

:rotfl1: Dr. Slimm must be doing his rounds. Checking in on one of his patients. Gotta see how he is feeling and figure out if he is responding to treatments.

Tunaphish429
11-11-2010, 04:35 PM
The great thing is the guy is not done yet..For better or worse he is going to be a guy that helps shape this team..

I bet money that he talks to Sparano and Ireland on a daily basis.

If you like it or not the guys fingerprints are all over this franchise and will be unless Ross fires them..

TedSlimmJr
11-11-2010, 05:30 PM
The great thing is the guy is not done yet..For better or worse he is going to be a guy that helps shape this team..

I bet money that he talks to Sparano and Ireland on a daily basis.

If you like it or not the guys fingerprints are all over this franchise and will be unless Ross fires them..


"Fingerprints" is about the only thing Parcells ever leaves behind after snowing over another desperate fanbase...


Bill Parcells "fingerprints" have been left on a lot of mediocre teams... luckily, Miami was able to be the latest...


This entire regime is hilarious...

Flip Tanneflop
11-19-2010, 12:53 PM
So......ummm............yea.

Swantoon
11-19-2010, 03:34 PM
Thanks for the great team Bill. Now you can fly away and make another mediocre franchise with all of your genius.

X-Pacolypse
12-01-2010, 02:21 PM
Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
12-11-2010, 04:08 PM
Bill sucks.

Flip Tanneflop
12-27-2010, 05:40 PM
Anyone else FINALLY feeling this thread?

Dont be bashful. Step right up. Its ok that it took you way too long to catch on. Share your thoughts on Bill Parcells folks. This is the place to do it.

Ilovemyfins4eva
12-27-2010, 05:51 PM
**** bill parcells for just abandoning the ship when it was sinking. whether he was right or wrong about it, he is the one who put these clowns in place at first, and he ****in passes on a franchise qb for a ****in franchise left tackle. unacceptable, i dont care how good long may be , no, and i mean no ****in left tackle will ever win you a superbowl.

im not saying its not important, but u need a franchise qb a lot more than u do a franchise left tackle.

thank you for chad henne though parcells.

Ricky'sWeinerBong
12-27-2010, 10:07 PM
guys, we were 1-15

X-Pacolypse
01-13-2011, 01:34 AM
Duane Charles Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-04-2011, 10:03 PM
F*ck you, Duane Charles Parcells.

Ricky_Fan34
02-04-2011, 10:30 PM
I don't know wv. I'm not feeling it on this one.
hahah how things have changed since I posted this in September. I loathe the ******* now. Great thread WV, great thread.

X-Pacolypse
02-06-2011, 07:12 PM
Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-11-2011, 04:13 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-12-2011, 04:20 PM
Duane Charles Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-20-2011, 07:43 PM
Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-21-2011, 04:38 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-28-2011, 11:46 PM
Duane Charles Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
03-04-2011, 07:46 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
03-08-2011, 07:43 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
03-09-2011, 09:16 PM
Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
03-13-2011, 04:51 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
03-25-2011, 06:55 PM
Bill Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-02-2011, 05:53 PM
Bill sucks.

aesop
04-02-2011, 07:15 PM
Get it guys? Bill sucks!! LOL!1

X-Pacolypse
04-03-2011, 05:23 PM
What do Dane Cook and Bill Parcells have in common? They're both highly overrated.

X-Pacolypse
04-04-2011, 06:44 PM
Bill sucks.

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:18 AM
Bill Parcells is a football mastermind! Sad to see him go but glad he turned the ship around! Thanks for everything!

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2011, 06:09 PM
Bill Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-09-2011, 01:55 PM
Duane Charles Parcells sucks. amirite?

X-Pacolypse
04-10-2011, 06:31 PM
Bill sucks.

NY8123
04-12-2011, 10:53 AM
Stay retired fat ***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tunaphish429
04-12-2011, 12:28 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/12/parcells-kicks-himself-for-drafting-pat-white-picking-long-over-ryan/

Screw you Bill..


Airing out dirty laundry? What ever happended to keeping your mouth shut....I hope Jake and Henne shove a super bowl trophy down your throat.

X-Pacolypse
04-12-2011, 05:01 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-12-2011, 07:57 PM
Parcells blows.

X-Pacolypse
04-22-2011, 08:51 PM
Has anybody else seen the previews for Bill's ESPN Special? I can only imagine as to how craptastic that's going to be. The game passed by that man YEARS ago.

X-Pacolypse
04-28-2011, 05:25 PM
O hai guyz! Did u know that Bill Parcells sucks guyz?! Amirite?!

X-Pacolypse
06-03-2011, 11:31 PM
Bill Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
06-18-2011, 02:49 PM
Bill Parcells is a fat fraud.

X-Pacolypse
07-04-2011, 01:15 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
07-30-2011, 01:39 AM
Parcells sucks.

Roonnette
08-13-2011, 02:11 AM
What a Pathetic end of career for BP. The best he could recruit to follow him to manage an NFL team of all people he worked with in NFL throughout the years, were Tony Sparano and Jeff Ireland.


:sidelol:

X-Pacolypse
08-27-2011, 05:09 PM
Duane Charles Parcells is a fat loser.

X-Pacolypse
12-04-2011, 09:45 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-07-2012, 05:15 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-13-2012, 05:20 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-29-2012, 06:21 PM
Bill sucks.

NY8123
03-02-2012, 12:44 AM
What a self centered douche ****.

X-Pacolypse
03-02-2012, 03:12 PM
Bill sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-13-2012, 06:14 PM
Bill sucks. The Saints have suffered enough, having Bill Parcells coach the team for a season would just be crual and unusual punishment at that point.

X-Pacolypse
05-28-2012, 11:08 AM
Duane Charles Parcells sucks.

JTC111
07-03-2012, 09:12 PM
Remember what Jack Nicholson said he was going to do to Tom Cruise's skull at the end of "A Few Good Men"? That's what I got for Bill Parcels.
I laughed my ass off when he didn't get into the Hall this year.

X-Pacolypse
07-07-2012, 01:18 AM
Bill Parcells sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-30-2013, 10:55 PM
Shame on you Hall of Fame voting committee for putting Duane Charles Parcells in Canton. The man has no place there whatsoever.

X-Pacolypse
05-16-2013, 07:28 AM
Bill sucks.