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Ricky'sWeinerBong
09-12-2010, 11:21 PM
Hoops, do you win by default since Smith was benched today?

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 01:01 PM
yes...lol

Daytona Fin
09-13-2010, 01:06 PM
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/qna.html

flynryan15
09-13-2010, 01:16 PM
what was the bet?

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 01:24 PM
sig bet over who would give up more yards per snap sean smith or vontae davis...i was all about vontae davis...smith got benched a few days later giving me the default win...

although ck hasn't exactly acknowledged it yet...lol

Dredd1050
09-13-2010, 01:28 PM
Technically Davis gave up more ypp, right? :)

flynryan15
09-13-2010, 01:29 PM
Oh you win for sure for several reasons!

1. Getting benched means loser
2. Smith blows a complete waste of a roster spot! He is weak, can't tackle and is aggressive as Daddy Duck!
3. Spare me the long drawn out break down no Sean Smith no big pass plays.

datruth55
09-13-2010, 01:38 PM
Technically Davis gave up more ypp, right? :)

Did they throw to his side?

JC
09-13-2010, 02:55 PM
Aww how cute. Do you guys have bets on who can stay up the latest during a sleepover too?

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 03:05 PM
shouldn't you be busy soliciting people to click on a link not even caring if they read the article you wrote just so you can say x amount of people viewed your work instead of just letting the article do the talking for you???

that sounds like quality portfolio building work you're putting out...

JC
09-13-2010, 04:43 PM
shouldn't you be busy soliciting people to click on a link not even caring if they read the article you wrote just so you can say x amount of people viewed your work instead of just letting the article do the talking for you???

that sounds like quality portfolio building work you're putting out...

I'm not going to force anyone to read anything I have to say, however, 10,000 people chose to open that article. Hate on me all you want, I'm still going to post my articles to this forum. How many articles do you have published on the internet?

ckparrothead
09-13-2010, 04:55 PM
Last I checked the bet was over a full season so why would there be a winner after Game 1?

ckparrothead
09-13-2010, 04:56 PM
And hoops never even bothered to name some terms.

Canadianfishfan
09-13-2010, 05:08 PM
It doesn't look good for Smith does it. In the presser today it sounds like the staff are really impressed with J.Allen.

Ricky'sWeinerBong
09-13-2010, 05:16 PM
I'm not going to force anyone to read anything I have to say, however, 10,000 people chose to open that article. Hate on me all you want, I'm still going to post my articles to this forum. How many articles do you have published on the internet?

10,000 ppl clicked your link. how many actually read it? in this day and age of journalism, not hard to get "articles" published on the internet. good stuff.

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Last I checked the bet was over a full season so why would there be a winner after Game 1?

well if Smith continues to ride pine, Id say you lose by default.

ckparrothead
09-13-2010, 05:19 PM
well if Smith continues to ride pine, Id say you lose by default.

No actually I specified right at the beginning that provided one of them isn't out for the whole year to where their numbers are incomparable due to sample size (e.g. Sean Smith never plays), then we go by yards divided by pass snaps.

That's still on. It hasn't changed. I don't like the idea that someone's going to up and try and change the bet all the sudden.

Ricky'sWeinerBong
09-13-2010, 05:27 PM
LOL. come on CK. if one of them missed significant time due to injury, fine. but if one is benched for a significant amount of time because he cant beat out Jason Allen, thats completely different.

ckparrothead
09-13-2010, 05:34 PM
LOL. come on CK. if one of them missed significant time due to injury, fine. but if one is benched for a significant amount of time because he cant beat out Jason Allen, thats completely different.

Well if hoops wants to weasel out of the bet I guess that's up to him as he never even named his terms to begin with. But I see no reason for the bet to be off. Vontae Davis got significantly fewer pass snaps than Sean Smith in 2009.

Ricky'sWeinerBong
09-13-2010, 05:38 PM
Well if hoops wants to weasel out of the bet I guess that's up to him as he never even named his terms to begin with. But I see no reason for the bet to be off. Vontae Davis got significantly fewer pass snaps than Sean Smith in 2009.

im not quite sure how Hoops is the one backtracking. his guy isnt sitting on the bench in favour of a 1st round bust..........

ckparrothead
09-13-2010, 05:46 PM
im not quite sure how Hoops is the one backtracking. his guy isnt sitting on the bench in favour of a 1st round bust..........

He's not the one backtracking. You are, and you didn't even make the bet. So...that pretty much ends that. If hoops wants to dispense the bet because he's concerned that the comparative sample pools won't be large enough to where the comparison is meaningful, he's fully capable of talking to me about it I'm sure.

Ricky'sWeinerBong
09-13-2010, 05:57 PM
you were pretty confident in Sean Smith CK. basically questioned Hoops manhood, his gonads etc. now his guy is starting, and your guy is handing gatorade to players actually on the field. you're an intelligent guy obviously, and if Vontae was benched in favour of Jason freaking Allen, pretty damn sure your opinion would be vastly different than what it currently is. no point in dicussing this further as clearly you have no intention of conceding the obvious here.

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 06:34 PM
ck you need to step up on this...i mean for real...at the time of this bet we were both anticipating sean smith and vontae as the starting boundary cbs...i can't help it if sean smith couldn't hold up your end of the deal...

you basically told me to that i was overstating pretty much everything i was saying about sean smith in the discussion that his ceiling was average that he can beaten so many ways... you told me to lay my balls on the line and man up...well i did and your horse in the race didn't even play a snap in the bills game...yet you want me to keep up with this for the rest of the season in case sean smith does actually get his uni dirty??? get the hell out of here...the dolphins have obviously made their decision on who they prefer...and you should acknowledge it as well...

i guess you missed the stuff in the actual bet thread i posted after the benching came down...as follows:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/Michael20BufferJPG-1.jpg (http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/12/Michael%20Buffer.JPG)

"your winner...and STILL heavyweight champion (http://www.finheaven.com/forums/#) of the world....hoos your daddy hoops"

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/lampley-1.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/RZ0f_AjpTuI/AAAAAAAAAfk/FlQMeH_97w4/s320/lampley.jpg)

"larry merchant has a word about tonights proceedings...take it away larry"


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/LarryMerchant1-1.jpg (http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/2077/Larry-Merchant1.jpg)

"thanks jim...in all my years covering this sport (http://www.finheaven.com/forums/showthread.php?281523-Sean-Smith-s-tackling/page10#) and meeting my friends at hardees for breakfast and a senior citizens coffee i've never seen such a lopsided victory...i mean we never even got into the ring...the challenger took one look at the champ at the weigh in and by the time the stare down for the media was over the challengers corner had thrown in the towel...hooshoops is truly a champion of champions...ck parrothead needs to think about a new profession...the game has passed him by...back to you jim with the hope that next time hooshoops gets in the ring the competition will bring more to the table...or at least actually get in the ring"

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/lampley-1.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/RZ0f_AjpTuI/AAAAAAAAAfk/FlQMeH_97w4/s320/lampley.jpg)

"see ya next time when hooshoops battles all comers in the ike francis brings more to the table as a run defender than koa misi right now match...good night and god bless"

so give me that sig ck...and stop perfecting your back pedal

JC
09-13-2010, 10:58 PM
10,000 ppl clicked your link. how many actually read it? in this day and age of journalism, not hard to get "articles" published on the internet. good stuff. Well I would take my chances that half were reads. I don't see you publishing anything. Has anyone ever told you that you're the man? I mean damn dude, you are seriously the most influential sports personality I have ever seen. I think you are just a little perturbed that a 19 year old sophomore in college is more successful than you are.

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 11:26 PM
hey miamifinsjc let me know when your "little hobby" ever makes you anywhere near more money than i do...otherwise put your nose back in that typewriter...

and yeah that $100 spending money your parents put in your account this week doesn't cut it...i barely open my wallet for that bull****

now move on before i get midevil on your ***

ckparrothead
09-13-2010, 11:34 PM
ck you need to step up on this...i mean for real...at the time of this bet we were both anticipating sean smith and vontae as the starting boundary cbs...i can't help it if sean smith couldn't hold up your end of the deal...

you basically told me to that i was overstating pretty much everything i was saying about sean smith in the discussion that his ceiling was average that he can beaten so many ways... you told me to lay my balls on the line and man up...well i did and your horse in the race didn't even play a snap in the bills game...yet you want me to keep up with this for the rest of the season in case sean smith does actually get his uni dirty??? get the hell out of here...the dolphins have obviously made their decision on who they prefer...and you should acknowledge it as well...

i guess you missed the stuff in the actual bet thread i posted after the benching came down...as follows:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/Michael20BufferJPG-1.jpg (http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2007/12/Michael%20Buffer.JPG)

"your winner...and STILL heavyweight champion (http://www.finheaven.com/forums/#) of the world....hoos your daddy hoops"

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/lampley-1.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/RZ0f_AjpTuI/AAAAAAAAAfk/FlQMeH_97w4/s320/lampley.jpg)

"larry merchant has a word about tonights proceedings...take it away larry"


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/LarryMerchant1-1.jpg (http://www.boxnews.com.ua/photos/2077/Larry-Merchant1.jpg)

"thanks jim...in all my years covering this sport (http://www.finheaven.com/forums/showthread.php?281523-Sean-Smith-s-tackling/page10#) and meeting my friends at hardees for breakfast and a senior citizens coffee i've never seen such a lopsided victory...i mean we never even got into the ring...the challenger took one look at the champ at the weigh in and by the time the stare down for the media was over the challengers corner had thrown in the towel...hooshoops is truly a champion of champions...ck parrothead needs to think about a new profession...the game has passed him by...back to you jim with the hope that next time hooshoops gets in the ring the competition will bring more to the table...or at least actually get in the ring"

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/09/lampley-1.jpg (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1OMiSrEJXnY/RZ0f_AjpTuI/AAAAAAAAAfk/FlQMeH_97w4/s320/lampley.jpg)

"see ya next time when hooshoops battles all comers in the ike francis brings more to the table as a run defender than koa misi right now match...good night and god bless"

so give me that sig ck...and stop perfecting your back pedal


The bet terms were CLEAR. If you're scared and you want to back out, that's fine. You never even set the terms of the bet. I'm not interested in whether the coaches put this guy up one week or this guy down, Vontae Davis sat the bench last year as well. Why are you scared all the sudden? Afraid I might win and Sean Smith might end up more solid in coverage this year than Vontae, just like last year?

I told you at the time I'm only a little bit better than 50/50 on who is going to win that competition (Sean Smith), but with the way you were talking about Sean Smith and Vontae Davis you should think it 99/1 that Vontae wins. So why do you keep trying to back out of it? What are you scared of?

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 11:38 PM
i can't believe you're still pulling that bs ck...i mean really....sean smith isn't even starting...wtf...man up brother

cpd00
09-13-2010, 11:47 PM
BleacherReport doesn't count as a publication, to the guy boasting about having an article published on the internet.

hooshoops
09-13-2010, 11:49 PM
BleacherReport doesn't count as a publication, to the guy boasting about having an article published on the internet.

lol...he thinks its gonna lead to a book deal or something...kids these days...lmao

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 12:23 AM
i can't believe you're still pulling that bs ck...i mean really....sean smith isn't even starting...wtf...man up brother

I'm not the one tryin to back out of the bet, you are.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:29 AM
I'm not the one tryin to back out of the bet, you are.

my horse has burst out the starting gate and yours is in the meat trailor making a one way trip across the mexican border...

i'm not backing out of ****...if vontae got benched and didn't play a damn snap i would own up to no longer having a real leg to stand on...the fact that you're not tells me something...about your character...to be honest

don't challenge me again...i'm not into wasting time

BobDole
09-14-2010, 12:33 AM
i'm about to delete this thread that was made for no reason and serves no purpose - so have fun for the next few minutes calling each other out.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:36 AM
that figures ck's clones come to the rescue...

delete away dole...

BobDole
09-14-2010, 12:40 AM
that's how you interpreted my post - coming to CK's rescue? hahahahahahaha

read it again, big guy, and get back to me. :lol:

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:41 AM
yeah that's how i read it...you delete it you just reinforced it more for me...

move it to the depths if need be...ck needs to man up...instead of get rescued

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 12:42 AM
my horse has burst out the starting gate and yours is in the meat trailor making a one way trip across the mexican border...

i'm not backing out of ****...if vontae got benched and didn't play a damn snap i would own up to no longer having a real leg to stand on...the fact that you're not tells me something...about your character...to be honest

don't challenge me again...i'm not into wasting time

Where I come from, I don't welch on bets. Maybe you were raised different.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:44 AM
man ck you take the cake...bro

that's all i can say

BobDole
09-14-2010, 12:46 AM
to the depths then - and you know why? b/c a bet b/n two people having a perpetual pissing contest has NOTHING to do with dolphins football. not to mention there's already a 15 page thread here discussing EXACTLY the same thing, ad nauseum.

everyone isn't against you hoops. i don't know why you always respond to me - and everyone else - like they are. interpret **** however you want but it has NOTHING to do with you.

but if you want to keep responding to me in such a condescending way, have at it. see how that goes.

we can some fun in the depths. :up:

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 12:47 AM
The "spirit" of the bet is being ignored here on CK's behalf....

Hoops was of the opinion that Sean Smith is terrible in coverage.... he made that point quite clear.

It was CK's idea to come up with the bet in the first place, in order to make hoops "man up and put his balls on the line" if he was so convinced about it....

The bottom line is this... Sean Smith got beat out by a 1st round bust for a starting job.... and anybody that watches Sean Smith play can understand why...

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:49 AM
to the depths then - and you know why? b/c a bet b/n two people having a perpetual pissing contest has NOTHING to do with dolphins football. not to mention there's already a 15 page thread here discussing EXACTLY the same thing, ad nauseum.

everyone isn't against you hoops. i don't know why you always respond to me - and everyone else - like they are. interpret **** however you want but it has NOTHING to do with you.

but if you want to keep responding to me in such a condescending way, have at it. see how that goes.

we can some fun in the depths. :up:

it wouldn't be a pissing contest if ck would man up...but that's evidently beyond him...this isn't the first time and it won't be the last...

the depths it goes...

BobDole
09-14-2010, 12:49 AM
say whatever you want to in here. to me - to whoever - w/o any consequences. i will be glad to oblige. not a mod in here hoops.

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 12:51 AM
I don't understand why you keep trying to squirm out of this thing. Vontae just got a huge head start. He just played 34 pass snaps against a QB that couldn't manage more than 139 yards because he looked like a deer caught in headlights the whole game, god only knows no more than a handful of those yards were probably against Vontae. That's going to help bring down Vontae's yardage per pass snap regardless of what he does the rest of the year.

I don't get it. I made a bet offer that was pretty simple. I made it per pass snap to account for this exact sort of possibility, whether Vontae gets benched or Sean gets benched or either gets hurt, the number per pass snap will still stand. You kept tryin to squirm out of it originally, and now you're still tryin to squirm out of it. Don't take a bet if you're going to welch on it, and don't take offense just because the other guy doesn't care to do the same. Yeesh.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 12:52 AM
it wouldn't be a pissing contest if ck would man up...but that's evidently beyond him...this isn't the first time and it won't be the last...

the depths it goes...

it was already a pissing contest - admittedly not started by you (now that's a first) - as was pretty clear with the 15 page thread where the bet began.

and for the record - if smith is benched then CK lost. if he gets back into the starting lineup then we've got ourselves a bet again. no need to argue semantics - everyone knows why the bet was made to begin with.

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 12:54 AM
The "spirit" of the bet is being ignored here on CK's behalf....

Hoops was of the opinion that Sean Smith is terrible in coverage.... he made that point quite clear.

It was CK's idea to come up with the bet in the first place, in order to make hoops "man up and put his balls on the line" if he was so convinced about it....

The bottom line is this... Sean Smith got beat out by a 1st round bust for a starting job.... and anybody that watches Sean Smith play can understand why...

1. I admitted flat out that Vontae Davis is the more valuable football player.
2. What the coaches do doesn't have anything to do with the bet.

Hey if you think it's cool to welch from a bet, that's fine. I don't know why hoops is gettin his panties in a wad. Things are lookin good for him on this bet.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:54 AM
hold on miamifinjc wants to give you guys thanks again...loser

anyways...i got nothing to say to you dole...ck is acting like a *****...i'm dissappointed to say the least...but its cool i'll move on...but the respect is long gone

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 12:58 AM
it was already a pissing contest - admittedly not started by you (now that's a first) - as was pretty clear with the 15 page thread where the bet began.

and for the record - if smith is benched then CK lost. if he gets back into the starting lineup then we've got ourselves a bet again. no need to argue semantics - everyone knows why the bet was made to begin with.

If Smith doesn't play at all this year then I'd be happy to concede.

But if it's hoops' prerogative that a full year bet should be ended immediately when one guy is winning after the first week, then I guess we're just going to have to disagree because I have no idea why that would be the case. I'm not declaring victory in my two fantasy leagues just because I won both Week 1 games. The Dolphins aren't claiming the division title just because they're 1-0 with a half-game division record lead on the Patriots.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 12:58 AM
oh and the depths forum says specifically "at your own risk" so don't tell me the gloves are off...i've been around forums where guys went to the smack forum opened up and got banned...

anyways dole what do you mean i start every pissing contest but this one???

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 12:59 AM
hold on miamifinjc wants to give you guys thanks again...loser

anyways...i got nothing to say to you dole...ck is acting like a *****...i'm dissappointed to say the least...but its cool i'll move on...but the respect is long gone

I don't know why you're being so immature about this.

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 01:01 AM
You guys shouldn't let a bet like this come between what's most important.... which is:


1.) We're all supposed to be buddies here who argue about football (kinda like the triumvirates)..:lol:

2.) Miami's defense wasn't torched deep... mainly due to Sean Smith not being out there...:lol:

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 01:04 AM
I agree. I have NO idea why this is becoming so emotional for hoops. As far as I'm concerned we made a bet. I'm not particularly interested in calling it off just because I'm losing after one week. I don't see why hoops should be so offended about that. I think I've taken some of the insults and BS he's leveled at me in stride here and resisted the urge to retaliate pretty well.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:05 AM
ck i know you well enough where if you felt like you were right here your tone would be different...

the fact that your playing this angle tells me you know you're in the wrong...

but this is a message board...at the end of the day we don't even know anything outside of here about the other person...i've got better things to do than argue with a guy i used to respect

just don't ask me to lay my balls on the line again...

BobDole
09-14-2010, 01:06 AM
oh and the depths forum says specifically "at your own risk" so don't tell me the gloves are off...i've been around forums where guyw went to the smack forum and got banned...

anyways dole what do you mean i start every pissing contest but this one???

'at your own risk' has nothing to do with that. anything you want to say. i'm not lying - or trying to get you banned. if you want to say it - say it here w/o any consequences.

what i meant is you try to 'start ****' in almost every post you make. if you want to talk football then talk football. don't be here just to talk down to the people that - in your mind - know less about football then you do. if it's someone calling you out or disagreeing with you cool - but if not why the need to be such an antagonist? you call someone stupid like 100 times a day in here - why???????? what's the point? i don't get it.

its funny b/c i'm one of the 'bad guys' in here who are on you side. yet for some reason you constantly say belittling things to me. if you disagree with me about football then go ahead. but for some reason it's not about that.

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 01:08 AM
ck i know you well enough where if you felt like you were right here your tone would be different...

the fact that your playing this angle tells me you know you're in the wrong...

but this is a message board...at the end of the day we don't even know anything outside of here about the other person...i've got better things to do than argue with a guy i used to respect

Then apparently you don't know me that well at all.

My tone is CALM because you and I are people that have gotten along pretty well here, and so I am affording you this temper tantrum without retaliating and sending a bunch of insults flying your way like you have at me. That is the reason for my tone.

JC
09-14-2010, 01:10 AM
hey miamifinsjc let me know when your "little hobby" ever makes you anywhere near more money than i do...otherwise put your nose back in that typewriter...

and yeah that $100 spending money your parents put in your account this week doesn't cut it...i barely open my wallet for that bull****

now move on before i get midevil on your ***

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ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 01:11 AM
If it were anyone else I would be flat out calling you a ***** for trying to welch on an established bet. Is that what you want? Is that what would prove to you that I really do feel I'm in the right here?

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:11 AM
Then apparently you don't know me that well at all.

My tone is CALM because you and I are people that have gotten along pretty well here, and so I am affording you this temper tantrum without retaliating and sending a bunch of insults flying your way like you have at me. That is the reason for my tone.

you mean the insults you sent my way when you tried to call me out for my stance on sean smith??? those insults...where you even questioned my intelligence...

ok brother

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 01:13 AM
When did I ever question your intelligence? I did no such thing. All I did was hear your words about Sean Smith get sharper and sharper without a whole lot more behind it and so I wondered if you'd lay your money where you mouth was and make a pretty simple bet. You call that "calling out". Whatever you want to call it, it's a bet and friends make bets all the time. I know I do with my friends.

Now you're trying to welch on it and hurling insults my direction because I'm not being a ***** and welching on an established bet.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:13 AM
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Bleacher report receives over 600 thousand views every single day. That adds up to millions of views every month. Bleacher Report is also official partners with CBS Sports, the LA Times, USA Today, NHL.com, and the UFC. With the technological advancements of today, it is becoming more and more competitive to get a job in the field of journalism, and particularly sports journalism. Basically, as a sophomore, I have gotten an internship earlier than many college students. I have showed my future employers that I am willing to look at my future and my career before it is even here. Who knows if I will make it as a sports writer, but it is my focus right now. In high school I was in a program called DECA, in which the top entrepreneurs from around the world compete in real live business simulations. I made it all the way to National competition, twice, in which I was within the top half percent of young entrepreneurs in the world. I also plan to apply for a job at the Central Florida Future, which is a newspaper at UCF, which is viewed by hundreds of thousands of people every week. Hate on my articles all you want. Hate on me all you want. Just understand that every criticism I receive makes me that much more diligent to complete my goals. I will not fail. So in the next three weeks, when I write 20 more articles, feel free to click elsewhere if you do not want to see it.

can someone give this kid a binky...for real...don't worry bro...the next time i click on a link to anything of yours will be the first and last...i assure you

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:15 AM
'at your own risk' has nothing to do with that. anything you want to say. i'm not lying - or trying to get you banned. if you want to say it - say it here w/o any consequences.

what i meant is you try to 'start ****' in almost every post you make. if you want to talk football then talk football. don't be here just to talk down to the people that - in your mind - know less about football then you do. if it's someone calling you out or disagreeing with you cool - but if not why the need to be such an antagonist? you call someone stupid like 100 times a day in here - why???????? what's the point? i don't get it.

its funny b/c i'm one of the 'bad guys' in here who are on you side. yet for some reason you constantly say belittling things to me. if you disagree with me about football then go ahead. but for some reason it's not about that.

show me one time where i said someone was stupid??? as for me feeling like i know so much more than 99 percent of the people on this board...well thats a fact bro

to be honest...

JC
09-14-2010, 01:20 AM
can someone give this kid a binky...for real...don't worry bro...the next time i click on a link to anything of yours will be the first and last...i assure you

Is this all you can bring to the table? You really must have some issues. Must be a hard life for you. Whatever it is, I hope you get through it.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:23 AM
Is this all you can bring to the table? You really must have some issues. Must be a hard life for you. Whatever it is, I hope you get through it.

what are you even doing here...this talk is above you to be honest...i told you to move on and you keep putting your 2 cents in...just go

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:26 AM
by the way dole since this is the place i can say whatever i want to...finatic is a huge fraud who gets caught in bs daily...

JC
09-14-2010, 01:29 AM
what are you even doing here...this talk is above you to be honest...i told you to move on and you keep putting your 2 cents in...just go

I believe I am sitting here laughing at your stupidity.

"Napoleon complex is an informal term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially men, who are short in stature. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. Other names for the term include Napoleon syndrome and Short Man syndrome."

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:32 AM
I believe I am sitting here laughing at your stupidity.

"Napoleon complex is an informal term describing an alleged type of inferiority complex which is said to affect some people, especially men, who are short in stature. The term is also used more generally to describe people who are driven by a perceived handicap to overcompensate in other aspects of their lives. Other names for the term include Napoleon syndrome and Short Man syndrome."

wow your a major tool...definition quotes...wow...i bet you've never had a piece of *** in your life

BobDole
09-14-2010, 01:34 AM
no argument there. :lol: dude goes through the internet finding all the dolphins news so i don't have to - so he's cool in my book. a little too big for his britches? sure - but whatever. he takes that **** SERIOUSLY. :lol:

i'm currently scrolling through your posts now - how many would you like me to provide you with in reference to you blasting people on a daily basis on the main board - i.e. calling them stupid? i gots lots. :lol:

and just roll with the bet. if you've 'already won' then cool - ride it out for the rest of the season. you and ricky tag teaming CK on this is just goofy. let it play out and enjoy it.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:35 AM
nah...i'm done with this bull****

JC
09-14-2010, 01:38 AM
wow your a major tool...definition quotes...wow...i bet you've never had a piece of *** in your life

I have come to the conclusion that I am better than you at every aspect of life. Hands down. You don't compete with me on any level whatsoever. You obviously have a chip on your shoulder about something. So how are the benefits of going through life as a complete douche bag?

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 01:41 AM
And hoops never even bothered to name some terms.

So youre backing out? Figures. I think I recall you and I had a potential bet going a couple of years ago that you backed out of. Had to do with Culpepper or Beck.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:42 AM
I have come to the conclusion that I am better than you at every aspect of life. Hands down. You don't compete with me on any level whatsoever. You obviously have a chip on your shoulder about something. So how are the benefits of going through life as a complete douche bag?

oh how i wish i was at ucf...you guys gonna warn this kid or what???

BobDole
09-14-2010, 01:44 AM
wouldn't be a complete train wreck w/o WV in here to add insult to injury. :lol:

ck - you're just making friends all over the place. the fugg is your problem? :lol:

JC
09-14-2010, 01:45 AM
you guys gonna warn this cat or am i gonna make a trip to ucf and give this kid whats coming to him???

You don't have the balls to say any of this to my face.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 01:47 AM
I don't understand why you keep trying to squirm out of this thing. Vontae just got a huge head start. He just played 34 pass snaps against a QB that couldn't manage more than 139 yards because he looked like a deer caught in headlights the whole game, god only knows no more than a handful of those yards were probably against Vontae. That's going to help bring down Vontae's yardage per pass snap regardless of what he does the rest of the year.

I don't get it. I made a bet offer that was pretty simple. I made it per pass snap to account for this exact sort of possibility, whether Vontae gets benched or Sean gets benched or either gets hurt, the number per pass snap will still stand. You kept tryin to squirm out of it originally, and now you're still tryin to squirm out of it. Don't take a bet if you're going to welch on it, and don't take offense just because the other guy doesn't care to do the same. Yeesh.

Why didnt you just bet on who is the better player? Obviously, you thought Smith was going to have a much better 2nd season and thought he had more potential than Vontae. Obviously, you were wrong.

Knowing how you "break down film", Smith would get toasted on a play and you would pretend he was supposed to have safety help and pin that yardage on Clemens or somebody else. Thats how you roll. I would never make some crazy bet like that with you because you could never lose. Youre the spin master. Youre like the Johnny Cochran of FH. You will always make up statistics or just plain manipulate them to fit whatever you want to suggest.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:48 AM
You don't have the balls to say any of this to my face.

lol...

BobDole
09-14-2010, 01:48 AM
oh good. this just keeps getting better and better. i fix things. :(

JC
09-14-2010, 01:50 AM
lol...

Damn you are one load your mother should have swallowed.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:52 AM
Damn you are one load your mother should have swallowed.

now you're talking about my mother...

i'm editing this...lost my cool for a second there

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 01:52 AM
Why didnt you just bet on who is the better player? Obviously, you thought Smith was going to have a much better 2nd season and thought he had more potential than Vontae. Obviously, you were wrong.

Knowing how you "break down film", Smith would get toasted on a play and you would pretend he was supposed to have safety help and pin that yardage on Clemens or somebody else. Thats how you roll. I would never make some crazy bet like that with you because you could never lose. Youre the spin master. Youre like the Johnny Cochran of FH. You will always make up statistics or just plain manipulate them to fit whatever you want to suggest.

Why didn't I bet on who the better player is? Because I acknowledged that Vontae was the better player. This bet was purely about coverage. It's a pretty simple concept. If the guy sucks in coverage as bad as suggested, he'll get dragged up and down the field when he's out there.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 01:52 AM
Well I would take my chances that half were reads. I don't see you publishing anything. Has anyone ever told you that you're the man? I mean damn dude, you are seriously the most influential sports personality I have ever seen. I think you are just a little perturbed that a 19 year old sophomore in college is more successful than you are.

Settle down Beavis. Again, its called the "bleacher" report for a reason. No one on there could actually get anywhere close to the sidelines. Most of the reports are WAY OFF which is where the bleacher seats are in relation to the field.

Geez. We have so many "media" members on this frickin site, we should start our own television network and compete with Schefter and the gang on ESPN. We could pin pointed them as our competition to getting the scoops. Once we announced the Vincent Jackson to the phins trade before them we could really get on a row.

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 01:55 AM
Ah never mind. I'm not going to play party to this kind of child's play anymore, watching people internet battle about how they're going to beat each other up in real life, etc. It's just a shame to see someone I like self-destruct like this. Hopefully hoops can put this behind him, we all have our days.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 01:56 AM
This thread is one massive :bobdole:

Seriously, are you guys ****in 12 or something? Threating to fight eachother on the internet. Holy ****.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 01:56 AM
ahhh...this is dumb...enjoy that crap bleacher report will lead into something fantasy jc...

JCane
09-14-2010, 01:57 AM
How many articles do you have published on the internet?

This made me laugh hard because of how easy it is to publish **** on the Internet these days.

Perez Hilton. Enough said right there.

JCane
09-14-2010, 01:59 AM
now you're talking about my mother...give me your address son

:lol:

JC
09-14-2010, 01:59 AM
now you're talking about my mother...give me your address son

NM

JCane edit: Even I can't allow that.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:00 AM
:lol:

lol...not my finest moment i admit

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:01 AM
This thread is one massive :bobdole:

Seriously, are you guys ****in 12 or something? Threating to fight eachother on the internet. Holy ****.

good point...i've lost it a little bit...

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:01 AM
Grab your battle gear folks.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:01 AM
The bet terms were CLEAR. If you're scared and you want to back out, that's fine. You never even set the terms of the bet. I'm not interested in whether the coaches put this guy up one week or this guy down, Vontae Davis sat the bench last year as well. Why are you scared all the sudden? Afraid I might win and Sean Smith might end up more solid in coverage this year than Vontae, just like last year?

I told you at the time I'm only a little bit better than 50/50 on who is going to win that competition (Sean Smith), but with the way you were talking about Sean Smith and Vontae Davis you should think it 99/1 that Vontae wins. So why do you keep trying to back out of it? What are you scared of?

First you say the bet terms were CLEAR. Then you say he never set the terms of the bet. Which is it?

How can Smith wind up more solid in coverage than Vontae? Because of some meaningless stat? Get real. The guy riding the pine is obviously not as good in coverage. If he were, he would be on the field.

And if you think Smith was better than Vontae last year, you werent watching. Smith got toasted on the reg. You mustve been busy looking at some nit-picking stat that is effected by a variety of variables. Vontae is the better corner. Period.

You only want to bet in a way that you now know you have a clear upperhand because not only will Smith barely play, but again you will spin the numbers somehow. Its pretty weak of you.

How in the hell did I miss out on this thread? This **** is ****ing classic. :lol: Im still reading the first page.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:02 AM
thank you hoops for suggesting i move it here instead of just deleting it. this is one abortion that i'm glad survived the back alley coat hanger. :up:

JC
09-14-2010, 02:04 AM
NM

JCane edit: Even I can't allow that.

I'm proving a point that he has no balls, you didn't have to edit that.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:05 AM
I got a solid laugh out of this thread lol. Remember Bob...things like this go in the depths just for this reason. We end up with threads like the cam wake jersey thread when a mod decides to send it to the depths and let it play out :lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:05 AM
I'm not the one tryin to back out of the bet, you are.

LMAO. Way to try and make him look like he is the idiot and the chicken **** when you now have the upperhand in the situation because the player you favored cant even make it onto the field. Unreal.

It would be one thing if you just said well dude, Smith isnt even playing so I dont see how we can still bet. Because, you could do that without having to ADMIT YOU WERE WAY OFF! But, to try and make the other guy look like a clown about the situation takes the ****ing cake bro. Really CK.

I was starting to get a lot of respect for you as a poster on here too. Youve been coming with some decent ****. But, this is just ridiculous.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:06 AM
I'm proving a point that he has no balls, you didn't have to edit that.
And you think its a great idea to post your address on a huge message board? Take a Xanax or somethin man lol

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:06 AM
I got a solid laugh out of this thread lol. Remember Bob...things like this go in the depths just for this reason. We end up with threads like the cam wake jersey thread when a mod decides to send it to the depths and let it play out :lol:

i did good. where's my fugging cookie? :)

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:06 AM
alright its 2 am...i've killed enough brain cells and lost enough time i won't get back here...

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:07 AM
I'm proving a point that he has no balls, you didn't have to edit that.

Yeah, I did. FinHeaven isn't going to be responsible for two goobers killing each other of ****ing Bleacher Report. Seriously, say it out loud. Stand up, look in your mirror, and say, "I'm going to fight someone because I'm mad over an Internet argument."

:bobdole:

See this **** all the time on the news. Two gutterballs getting mad over the Internet and one kills the other one. Seriously.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:09 AM
Yeah, I did. FinHeaven isn't going to be responsible for two goobers killing each other of ****ing Bleacher Report. Seriously, say it out loud. Stand up, look in your mirror, and say, "I'm going to fight someone because I'm mad over an Internet argument."

:bobdole:

See this **** all the time on the news. Two gutterballs getting mad over the Internet and one kills the other one. Seriously.
I lost imagining him looking at the mirror and saying that :sidelol:

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:10 AM
You two wanna meet up and slap each other then PM each other your addresses. don't post it publically for everyone. There are REAL idiots here who might mail you something you don't want. Not the best idea in the world to post YOUR physical address on an Internet message board. Think that one over.

This **** reminds me of the two Oklahoma State fans on the Mainboard who got pissed at each other and met up after work. Those two mouth breathers showed up, yelled a lot, shoved each other, and then drank beer in the truck together.

Give me a ****ing break.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:11 AM
me too. big whoop. you wanna fight about it?

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:11 AM
I lost imagining him looking at the mirror and saying that :sidelol:

Colin taught me that.

NOTE TO BOBDOLE

JC
09-14-2010, 02:12 AM
Yeah, I did. FinHeaven isn't going to be responsible for two goobers killing each other of ****ing Bleacher Report. Seriously, say it out loud. Stand up, look in your mirror, and say, "I'm going to fight someone because I'm mad over an Internet argument."

:bobdole:

See this **** all the time on the news. Two gutterballs getting mad over the Internet and one kills the other one. Seriously.

You really think one of us would cause harm to the other one? **** if the guy actually came down here just to prove a point I would shake his hand. Remember, we can say all of these things with little consequence because it is over the internet. Seriously.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:13 AM
all this coming from a guy who posted MY PHONE NUMBER on this site. ********. :lol:

ckparrothead
09-14-2010, 02:14 AM
First you say the bet terms were CLEAR. Then you say he never set the terms of the bet. Which is it?

Since this is the one part of your post in which you're just ignorant, as opposed to the rest of the post where you're just stupid or antagonistic, I'll clarify and inform your ignorance. Terms = what I win if the bet goes my way versus what he wins if the bet goes his way. We never set that. He said he wanted to think about it a little while, and never got back to me on it. Which is fine with me I'd default to just some vague "bragging rights" or whatever just because it was supposed to be a friendly bet.

JC
09-14-2010, 02:14 AM
You two wanna meet up and slap each other then PM each other your addresses. don't post it publically for everyone. There are REAL idiots here who might mail you something you don't want. Not the best idea in the world to post YOUR physical address on an Internet message board. Think that one over.

This **** reminds me of the two Oklahoma State fans on the Mainboard who got pissed at each other and met up after work. Those two mouth breathers showed up, yelled a lot, shoved each other, and then drank beer in the truck together.

Give me a ****ing break.

You think I posted my actual address on a massive message board? Not only was the address number wrong it isn't even the street I live on.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:15 AM
Colin taught me that.

NOTE TO BOBDOLE

sorry, i missed it. i was too busy looking in the mirror saying 'i am THE awesome' over and over again. that's how the dole gets his self esteem on.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:15 AM
no doubt...no matter how bad any of us might think we are there are people who are badder and way freaking crazier out there all over the net...

i lost my cool for a second there...this kid means jack squat to me in the grand scheme of things...

JC
09-14-2010, 02:16 AM
no doubt...no matter how bad any of us might think we are there are people who are badder and way freaking crazier out there all over the net...

i lost my cool for a second there...this kid means jack squat to me in the grand scheme of things...

Thank you for not murdering me.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:18 AM
You really think one of us would cause harm to the other one? **** if the guy actually came down here just to prove a point I would shake his hand. Remember, we can say all of these things with little consequence because it is over the internet. Seriously.

Really? You'd shake his hand? And what makes you so certain he's looking to shake your hand?

I'm not painting hooshoops as some Internet terrorist but I mean come on. No one really knows anyone on this site (outside of the 3AM brotherhood). So what if you post your address and he shows up and mows you down with an Uzi and sets fire to your cat or some ****? You haven't seen these people today who KILL over Internet arguments? The Internets is serious business, sir.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:19 AM
I have come to the conclusion that I am better than you at every aspect of life. Hands down. You don't compete with me on any level whatsoever. You obviously have a chip on your shoulder about something. So how are the benefits of going through life as a complete douche bag?

Pot meet kettle.

LMAO. The bleacher report is dog ****. LMAO just read that line from JCane.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:19 AM
You think I posted my actual address on a massive message board? Not only was the address number wrong it isn't even the street I live on.
Well now you just look like a ***** lol. I mean, if im gonna post an address you best believe its gonna be my real one. Dont act bad posting a address when it isnt even real. This thread is amazing

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:20 AM
all this coming from a guy who posted MY PHONE NUMBER on this site. ********. :lol:

That was different.

:lol:

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:21 AM
Really? You'd shake his hand? And what makes you so certain he's looking to shake your hand?

I'm not painting hooshoops as some Internet terrorist but I mean come on. No one really knows anyone on this site (outside of the 3AM brotherhood). So what if you post your address and he shows up and mows you down with an Uzi and sets fire to your cat or some ****? You haven't seen these people today who KILL over Internet arguments? The Internets is serious business, sir.

thats right it is...some people hunt victims off of internet pictures...the internet is no joke

luckily i'm not that guy...lol

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:22 AM
You think I posted my actual address on a massive message board? Not only was the address number wrong it isn't even the street I live on.


You posted an address. Yes, I thought it was your address. Why wouldn't I? I mean I'm all for you guys beating the **** out of each other in a Waffle House parking lot in Orlando, but even in the Depths I (we) can't allow **** like that to fly. There's not a lot of rules here in the Depths, but that's one of them.

JC
09-14-2010, 02:23 AM
Really? You'd shake his hand? And what makes you so certain he's looking to shake your hand?

I'm not painting hooshoops as some Internet terrorist but I mean come on. No one really knows anyone on this site (outside of the 3AM brotherhood). So what if you post your address and he shows up and mows you down with an Uzi and sets fire to your cat or some ****? You haven't seen these people today who KILL over Internet arguments? The Internets is serious business, sir.

Lets get real here, this isn't "To Catch a Predator." I understand you are looking out but it wasn't even my actual address. You didn't know that though. It has just been a long day and the last thing I want is some guy calling me out for something I love doing. Especially when my entire day tomorrow is dedicated towards that internship.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:24 AM
That was different.

:lol:

oh i don't think so. man up. where you at?

JC
09-14-2010, 02:25 AM
You posted an address. Yes, I thought it was your address. Why wouldn't I? I mean I'm all for you guys beating the **** out of each other in a Waffle House parking lot in Orlando, but even in the Depths I (we) can't allow **** like that to fly. There's not a lot of rules here in the Depths, but that's one of them.

Waffle house is delicious. Either I would be racing in for food or hobbling out with a full stomach. No time for fighting at such an establishment.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:28 AM
Lets get real here, this isn't "To Catch a Predator." I understand you are looking out but it wasn't even my actual address. You didn't know that though. It has just been a long day and the last thing I want is some guy calling me out for something I love doing. Especially when my entire day tomorrow is dedicated towards that internship.

Understand the reputation of Bleacher Report from other's perspective. If that's what you do, that's what you do. You gotta begin somewhere. If you can use Bleacher Report to somehow launch your journalistic career then good for you.

I think Bleacher Report is straight dog **** and I'll never read that garbage. People who write for Bleacher Report are the same people who ***** and complain about their team getting no respect from the media and then they go and write about one thing and one thing only. And that's fair. You're going to write about what you care about. And ESPN and other real media outlets will write and report about who they care about: RATINGS.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:29 AM
can i blame my behavior with this kid on all the beers i drank tonight??? even so ck is fredo corleone like "dead to me" for this stance he took today

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:29 AM
oh i don't think so. man up. where you at?

You know where I live and work lol. I'm not hard to find. But this thread and the 3AM thread are different lol.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:30 AM
can i blame my behavior with this kid on all the beers i drank tonight??? even so ck is fredo corleone "dead to me"

Depends on what kind of beer you're drinking. Better not be some watered down ****** beer.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:32 AM
wouldn't be a complete train wreck w/o WV in here to add insult to injury. :lol:

ck - you're just making friends all over the place. the fugg is your problem? :lol:

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Bob Dole youre ****ing classic dude. This made me laugh so hard I almost woke up my wife and Im not even in the bedroom.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:33 AM
Depends on what kind of beer you're drinking. Better not be some watered down ****** beer.

coronas with lime

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:33 AM
coronas with lime

My man.

:up:

JC
09-14-2010, 02:34 AM
can i blame my behavior with this kid on all the beers i drank tonight??? even so ck is fredo corleone like "dead to me" for this stance he took today

Agree to disagree. I will leave it at that. No harm no foul. But it better have been Yuengling.

JC
09-14-2010, 02:35 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Bob Dole youre ****ing classic dude. This made me laugh so hard I almost woke up my wife and Im not even in the bedroom.


Someone's in the doghouse sleeping on the couch :lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:35 AM
good point...i've lost it a little bit...

Seriously hoops. Thats pretty bad. Threatening that kid with physical harm while ONLINE. Youre better than that dude. At least I hope you are. The kid obviously thinks he is the ****. LET HIM. I mean he is 19. Ive been 19. I get it. So you just gotta let him go. Especially because its so entertaining to let him go on about his articles and all.

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 02:35 AM
WV makes a great point.... Hell, even if you do make it as a successful sports journalist, (they'll let anybody do it nowdays) and have your squirmy little pencil neck on ESPN shows like Around the Horn where you argue around in circles... it can be taken from you in an instant..

Just look at what happened to Jay Mariotti... Everything... down the drain... *flush*.. because he was slapping around some ***** in a Waffle House parking lot...

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:35 AM
You know where I live and work lol. I'm not hard to find. But this thread and the 3AM thread are different lol.

yeah no kidding. :lol:

i was just getting upset i was being left out. :(

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:35 AM
Agree to disagree. I will leave it at that. No harm no foul. But it better have been Yuengling.

who you fooling...you got a fridge full of juice boxes

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:36 AM
Agree to disagree. I will leave it at that. No harm no foul. But it better have been Yuengling.

Says the Pennsylvania guy.

:lol:

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:38 AM
Seriously hoops. Thats pretty bad. Threatening that kid with physical harm while ONLINE. Youre better than that dude. At least I hope you are. The kid obviously thinks he is the ****. LET HIM. I mean he is 19. Ive been 19. I get it. So you just gotta let him go. Especially because its so entertaining to let him go on about his articles and all.

you're right wv...this time lol...the mother thing put me over like a dumb ***...i remember when i was 19 and thought i was bullet proof

except if i was 19 right now i'd be banging the bedpost against the wall in some dorm with some ho i only knew on a first name basis...

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:38 AM
Grab your battle gear folks.


LMFAO!!!!!!!

This is the greatest ****ing thread EVER!

Why did I get all mentor/adult/pep talkish with that kid. I did that before I started reading the part about him and hoops threatening to fight. :lol: I promise. I wouldve never extended such kind words of advice to that kid had I read that part of the thread first. Can I remove that post. It obviously dosent belong in this thread. Its just not the place for that kind of post. This thread is obviously nothing but PURE HUMOR. The last thing it needs is someone giving the kid some words of wisdom.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:39 AM
WV makes a great point.... Hell, even if you do make it as a successful sports journalist, and have your squirmy little pencil neck on ESPN shows like Around the Horn where you argue around in circles... it can be taken from you in an instant..

Just look at what happened to Jay Mariotti... Everything... down the drain... *flush*.. because he was slapping around some ***** in a Waffle House parking lot...

jimmy the greek was the best b/c it was hilarious.

the black players have that quick twitch that the white players just don't have ... <as his colleagues are inching away from him>

gotta start somewhere - the bleacher report counts as somewhere i suppose.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:40 AM
you're right wv...this time lol...the mother thing put me over like a dumb ***...i remember when i was 19 and thought i was bullet proof

except if i was 19 right now i'd be banging the bedpost against the wall in some dorm with some ho i only knew on a first name basis...

**** I'm 32 and still do that. Lower your morals, sir.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:42 AM
You think I posted my actual address on a massive message board? Not only was the address number wrong it isn't even the street I live on.

So how was that going to prove he had no balls? He shows up at the fake address........you arent there.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:43 AM
and dole i liked you more when you were just common folk...and not my message board conscience

JC
09-14-2010, 02:43 AM
Pot meet kettle.

Dude c'mon. You seem really driven and I hope you have all the success in the world as an adult. I hope I read **** you wind up writing in USA Today 20 years from now. Hell, I just hope Im still alive in 20 years.

But, the point is, dont get ahead of yourself man. And try too hard to steamroll everyone. Patience kid. Patience. You arent there yet. You damn well may get there. Im not saying you wont, and again, I hope the best for you. But, writing a few articles(and probably bad ones at that, Ive only read one so I cant say I know they all blow) for bleacher report does not a journalist you make.

So please, lose the tude like youre superior to all the posters in here or something because you slop together some pointless drivell on some lame site that nobody cares about.

Btw, I tell you this not to discourage or tell you that you cant do something. I tell you as a favor. I know a guy who when he was 19 and a sophomore in college, making killer grades and such, and had all the potential in the world that just knew he was going to dominate life and everything was going to be peaches n cream. Well a tragic event that he had no control over happened and introduced him to how cruel life can really be. He wasted several years of his life afterwards, his grades spiraled and he got hooked on cocaine to deal with the pain of the cruel event he was dealt. It took him several years just to rebound and get his **** back together even after he got clean.

Point is, dont be so certain about everything and take stuff for granted. Take it one step at a time kid. Because just when you think you have everything under control, life can kick your *** and you can lose everything you worked for. There is a lot more luck involved in life and personal success than people like to admit.

That guy btw, now that he has gotten older, he realizes he wouldnt change anything that happened outside of not losing the person he lost to a tragic accident. What happened as a result made him a better person in the end and taught him lessons he probably wouldnt have learned otherwise.

Nobody really knows me on here but I act way ahead of my age. I don't mean disrespect to anybody, but I just felt like I got a little disrespect from him. Did I go too far? Yeah I did. Did I take it too seriously? Yeah I did. I have learned not to take anything for granted in my life because I almost lost my life several years ago. While I have been through a few very tough stretches in my life I wouldn't change it for anything, and I love where I am at right now. Sometimes I take things a little too personally, which happened in this case. I should have brushed it off but I didn't. At the end of the day we are all men here and we joined this website because we support the greatest franchise on this earth. I apologize for being immature.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:43 AM
OK guys. Stop posting for now and let me catch up. Im still a bit behind. This **** is EPIC!!!!!

And JCane....Im going to kick your *** the next time we have a meet bro :lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:45 AM
Yeah, I did. FinHeaven isn't going to be responsible for two goobers killing each other of ****ing Bleacher Report. Seriously, say it out loud. Stand up, look in your mirror, and say, "I'm going to fight someone because I'm mad over an Internet argument."

:bobdole:

See this **** all the time on the news. Two gutterballs getting mad over the Internet and one kills the other one. Seriously.


Just when I thought Ive read the funniest post in the thread......another one comes in.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:47 AM
That was different.

:lol:

:sidelol:

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:47 AM
So how was that going to prove he had no balls? He shows up at the fake address........you arent there.

made this point already. Id never admit putting a fake address when acting tough about an internet fight. That ghey in the highest order.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:48 AM
OK guys. Stop posting for now and let me catch up. Im still a bit behind. This **** is EPIC!!!!!

And JCane....Im going to kick your *** the next time we have a meet bro :lol:

I'm going to the Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and New England home games.

BRING YOUR TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH, *****!

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:51 AM
Someone's in the doghouse sleeping on the couch :lol:

No kid. Im in the computer room. Which is different from the bedroom. Not all of us live in a one room dorm and write articles for bleacher report.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:53 AM
well i'll be at the ravens game if anybody wants a piece...bring your a game lol

boy i hit rock bottom tonight on this one...

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:54 AM
No kid. Im in the computer room. Which is different from the bedroom. Not all of us live in a one room dorm and write articles for bleacher report.

I lose.

:lol: :lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:54 AM
I'm going to the Detroit, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, and New England home games.

BRING YOUR TALENTS TO SOUTH BEACH, *****!

:lol: **** that. You and I have to fight in a waffle house parking lot. :sidelol:

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:56 AM
and dole i liked you more when you were just common folk...and not my message board conscience

this thread begs to differ with that mentality. boomshakalaka.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:57 AM
:lol: **** that. You and I have to fight in a waffle house parking lot. :sidelol:

There's a Jewish neighborhood in Miami. We can fight at the Falafel House instead.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 02:58 AM
well i'll be at the ravens game if anybody wants a piece...bring your a game lol

boy i hit rock bottom tonight on this one...

**** an A right you did. But, this **** was classic. From now on here in the depths it shall be commonplace to let another poster know youre going to kick his *** just because of this thread. :lol:

JCane and I are going to throw down in a Waffle House parking lot in some redneck part of central florida and 3 members of the media(all from bleacher report) and FinAtic will be there to cover that ****. :sidelol:

BobDole
09-14-2010, 02:58 AM
well i'll be at the ravens game if anybody wants a piece...bring your a game lol

boy i hit rock bottom tonight on this one...

alcohol related = totally forgivable.

**** was too funny man. cracked me the fugg up.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 02:58 AM
There's a Jewish neighborhood in Miami. We can fight at the Falafel House instead.

yeah you 2 brian boitanos should get it on...lol

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 02:58 AM
Ill knock every one you mutha****as the **** out. Try me.

JCane
09-14-2010, 02:59 AM
Ill knock every one you mutha****as the **** out. Try me.

I'll just run from you until you begin to vomit and then kick the **** out of you.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 03:00 AM
I'll just run from you until you begin to vomit and then kick the **** out of you.
shut the **** up you faggit :lol:

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 03:01 AM
shut the **** up you faggit :lol:

i'll take it you're chunky...maybe i can just set a baby ruth trap for you...

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 03:02 AM
well i'll be at the ravens game if anybody wants a piece...bring your a game lol

boy i hit rock bottom tonight on this one...



Nah... you hit rock bottom the night you were drinking cocktails...:lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:03 AM
There's a Jewish neighborhood in Miami. We can fight at the Falafel House instead.

Word. Im bringin Bumpus down as my corner man. You can bring BobDole. Whoever loses, their manager buys everyone food afterwards. Whoever wins, has to fight everyone from bleacher report in one of the bathrooms at the Falafel House.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 03:03 AM
Nah... you hit rock bottom the night you were drinking cocktails...:lol:

i figured that was coming...don't hate cause you're not sophisticated folk like me...lol

BobDole
09-14-2010, 03:04 AM
I'll just run from you until you begin to vomit and then kick the **** out of you.

don't forget your glove cut offs ... and make sure your tan is better than 'the situations' ... and most importantly - don't forget that awesome hat ...

:sidelol:

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 03:05 AM
Word. Im bringin Bumpus down as my corner man. You can bring BobDole. Whoever loses, their manager buys everyone food afterwards. Whoever wins, has to fight everyone from bleacher report in one of the bathrooms at the Falafel House.

i've seen bumpus pic...you might want to bring him as your floatation devise

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 03:05 AM
i'll take it you're chunky...maybe i can just set a baby ruth trap for you...
Im not fat lol. Just leaning on the heavy side and clearly not in as good a shape as J

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:06 AM
I'll just run from you until you begin to vomit and then kick the **** out of you.

:lol: Had to bring out the fat jokes huh. Thats why Im bringing Bumpus as my corner man. He will throw you back into the ring for me. You done ****ed up now. Your 5 ft nothin, 100 nothin lb *** is mine. :lol:

Dont **** around with 2 dudes from WV. Were hardcore around these parts.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 03:07 AM
That **** J caused me to puke trying to do his cardio schedule

BobDole
09-14-2010, 03:08 AM
Word. Im bringin Bumpus down as my corner man. You can bring BobDole. Whoever loses, their manager buys everyone food afterwards. Whoever wins, has to fight everyone from bleacher report in one of the bathrooms at the Falafel House.

the question is: would we even make it there w/o him cracking on the gators and me freaking out about it? we better just all meet up separately to avoid confusion. :lol:

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 03:08 AM
the question is: would we even make it there w/o him cracking on the gators and me freaking out about it? we better just all meet up separately to avoid confusion. :lol:
Youll beat him to death with a fake leg

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 03:08 AM
i figured that was coming...don't hate cause you're not sophisticated folk like me...lol


Well I told Bob I'd buy him a beer when the crocs come to Tuscaloosa to get stomped.... He's gonna have to get one of his buddies to get him a cocktail.... I'd never be allowed back in BDS if over 100,000 drunk rednecks caught me...:lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:09 AM
i've seen bumpus pic...you might want to bring him as your floatation devise

Bumpus is mini-me when I grow a beard in the winters. I have a good bit of height on him.

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 03:09 AM
bunch of fat ****s on this board i guess...lol

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 03:10 AM
bunch of fat ****s on this board i guess...lol
shocker

hooshoops
09-14-2010, 03:11 AM
Bumpus is mini-me when I grow a beard in the winters. I have a good bit of height on him.

oh so you're shrek...that fits i guess

BobDole
09-14-2010, 03:11 AM
Well I told Bob I'd buy him a beer when the crocs come to Tuscaloosa to get stomped.... He's gonna have to get one of his buddies to get him a cocktail.... I'd never be allowed back in BDS if over 100,000 drunk rednecks caught me...:lol:

well if nectarinis are gay then color me pink. love me a good tini. :lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:12 AM
That **** J caused me to puke trying to do his cardio schedule

JCane has to do all that cardio so he can run from big ****ers like me and avoid getting his *** kicked when he talks **** about great publications like bleacher report.

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 03:16 AM
well if nectarinis are gay then color me pink. love me a good tini. :lol:



They might let you skate but only if you're wearing jorts while you're holding that tini and prove you're a true croc...:lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:17 AM
Alright. That was fun while it lasted.

But, CK man you really weaseled out of that bet. You thought S.Smith was a solid corner. :lol:

Hoos told you he was garbage, you swore he was crazy, and half the board, which of course is clueless, backed you up on it, and you tried to belittle him. Sounds about right.

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:23 AM
Serious note, Cane you goin to any road games this year? Im considering going to the Cinci game. If I do, it will be spur of the moment. Things are just really busy for me this year with going to college for a career change and all. It sucks because playing the AFC North it gives me a couple of chances to go to road games.

If I do decide to go, I wont be bringing any friends this time either, just the wife, so you could kick my *** and not worry about them being there. :lol:

BobDole
09-14-2010, 03:24 AM
They might let you skate but only if you're wearing jorts while you're holding that tini and prove you're a true croc...:lol:

i might even break out the camo gator tank top and my mullet wig (which i actually own) just to make sure i can seal the deal.

when i get to tuscaloosa - do you mind if i hitch my trailer up to your septic tank? :lol:

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 03:31 AM
i might even break out the camo gator tank top and my mullet wig (which i actually own) just to make sure i can seal the deal.

when i get to tuscaloosa - do you mind if i hitch my trailer up to your septic tank? :lol:


Hell no...:lol:

You're gonna have to use the port-o-potties.... Letting that team from Gainesville into BDS is the extent of us letting you bring your stinking **** here...:lol:

JCane
09-14-2010, 03:31 AM
Word. Im bringin Bumpus down as my corner man. You can bring BobDole. Whoever loses, their manager buys everyone food afterwards. Whoever wins, has to fight everyone from bleacher report in one of the bathrooms at the Falafel House.

You think I'd trust some dick ****ing Gator fan as my tag-team partner?

:lol:

Not going to any away games this season. None of them fall on decent Sundays or Thursday like last season did.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 03:37 AM
Hell no...:lol:

You're gonna have to use the port-o-potties.... Letting that team from Gainesville into BDS is the extent of us letting you bring your stinking **** here...:lol:

okay .. fine. but i still get to wash up in your concrete pond. gonna be ripe after that road trip with no A/C. :lol:

BobDole
09-14-2010, 03:39 AM
You think I'd trust some dick ****ing Gator fan as my tag-team partner?

:lol:

Not going to any away games this season. None of them fall on decent Sundays or Thursday like last season did.

i already said it. why did you feel the need to rape the dead hooker?

TedSlimmJr
09-14-2010, 03:42 AM
okay .. fine. but i still get to wash up in your concrete pond. gonna be ripe after that road trip with no A/C. :lol:


Don't be ridiculous... only those fancy Aubarn fans have concrete ponds....

We just have to get out in the yard with a bar of soap and a waterhose... but you're welcome to both...:lol:

WVDolphan
09-14-2010, 03:43 AM
:lol: Bleacher Report :lol:

"I think bleacher report is total dog ****" by J is the best line of this whole classic thread.

Ive got to go to bed before someone winds up kicking my *** in here. Thanks for the laughs though guys.

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 10:57 AM
Woaaaaa I backed out of this thread way to soon! 12 pages of greatness! So I can speak my mind in the depths right?

BobDole
09-14-2010, 04:06 PM
Woaaaaa I backed out of this thread way to soon! 12 pages of greatness! So I can speak my mind in the depths right?

that's why this forum is here. :up:

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 04:27 PM
that's why this forum is here. :up:

So I am not going to get some childish infraction because I called some Jets fluffer a dip ****? Then can you do me a favor and move the Quinten Moses thread from the main board over here? Don't censor it, edit it, or warn him please!

BobDole
09-14-2010, 05:02 PM
So I am not going to get some childish infraction because I called some Jets fluffer a dip ****? Then can you do me a favor and move the Quinten Moses thread from the main board over here? Don't censor it, edit it, or warn him please!

no infractions here. anything goes - except for the obvious - like posting personal info and the like. all the smack you want.

i deleted that post. no need to move the entire thread here b/c that's the only one that was 'inflammatory'. but if you want to make a thread in here calling him out - by all means.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 05:03 PM
So I am not going to get some childish infraction because I called some Jets fluffer a dip ****? Then can you do me a favor and move the Quinten Moses thread from the main board over here? Don't censor it, edit it, or warn him please!
You can call whoever you want a dip****. You can even call me a dip**** for giving you that childish infraction :lol:

JCane
09-14-2010, 05:08 PM
So I can speak my mind in the depths right?

Not sure you'll say alot.

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 05:12 PM
Not sure you'll say alot.
I lost :sidelol:

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 05:25 PM
You can call whoever you want a dip****. You can even call me a dip**** for giving you that childish infraction :lol:

Yeah what ****ing lame infraction! I should have been allowed to call the Jets Fluffer a dingle berry sucking from Rex Ryans cornhole! WTF come on here giving the Jets props after their impressive 6 1st down performance while laying a ****ing egg in that ****hole of a new stadium. And when I say ****hole I ****ing mean it! I have to fly over that dump a couple times a week it looks like a giant ****ing urinal from the air! I have pics to prove it!

Then you go defend the Fluffer and validate him and every ****ing Jets Troll on this sight! Screw that dip **** isn't a personal attack it is agreeing with WV and stating the obvious. That warning is ****ing clown shoes! While we are at it someone waive their little moderator wand and move that Quintet Moses thread over here so I can rip that Homer a new *******.

BobDole
09-14-2010, 05:27 PM
Yeah what ****ing lame infraction! I should have been allowed to call the Jets Fluffer a dingle berry sucking from Rex Ryans cornhole! WTF come on here giving the Jets props after their impressive 6 1st down performance while laying a ****ing egg in that ****hole of a new stadium. And when I say ****hole I ****ing mean it! I have to fly over that dump a couple times a week it looks like a giant ****ing urinal from the air! I have pics to prove it!

Then you go defend the Fluffer and validate him and every ****ing Jets Troll on this sight! Screw that dip **** isn't a personal attack it is agreeing with WV and stating the obvious. That warning is ****ing clown shoes! While we are at it someone waive their little moderator wand and move that Quintet Moses thread over here so I can rip that Homer a new *******.

clown shoes? that's mine! so is nerf balls, damn it. :lol:

start a new thread. call the man out. should go well.

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 05:28 PM
Not sure you'll say alot.

Now that I know I don't have to walk on egg shells worrying about getting banned I'll be sure to let it fly!

tylerdolphin
09-14-2010, 05:29 PM
Yeah what ****ing lame infraction! I should have been allowed to call the Jets Fluffer a dingle berry sucking from Rex Ryans cornhole! WTF come on here giving the Jets props after their impressive 6 1st down performance while laying a ****ing egg in that ****hole of a new stadium. And when I say ****hole I ****ing mean it! I have to fly over that dump a couple times a week it looks like a giant ****ing urinal from the air! I have pics to prove it!

Then you go defend the Fluffer and validate him and every ****ing Jets Troll on this sight! Screw that dip **** isn't a personal attack it is agreeing with WV and stating the obvious. That warning is ****ing clown shoes! While we are at it someone waive their little moderator wand and move that Quintet Moses thread over here so I can rip that Homer a new *******.
Youre right. Calling someone a dip**** is totally not a personal attack. My b.

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 05:34 PM
clown shoes? that's mine! so is nerf balls, damn it. :lol:

start a new thread. call the man out. should go well.

While were at it stop ****ing protecting Robert aka Finatic Jesus Christ when he is Slinging bull**** we should be allowed to call him out! WTF he finds some random clown with a twitter renames him Mark Clayton slaps a ****ing Pulitzer on him and sells it as gospel! Ding ding ding bull**** ding ding ding bull****

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 05:38 PM
Youre right. Calling someone a dip**** is totally not a personal attack. My b.

It is a gray area I agreed with WV, all I'm saying is I should have got to swing for the fence!

BobDole
09-14-2010, 05:43 PM
While were at it stop ****ing protecting Robert aka Finatic Jesus Christ when he is Slinging bull**** we should be allowed to call him out! WTF he finds some random clown with a twitter renames him Mark Clayton slaps a ****ing Pulitzer on him and sells it as gospel! Ding ding ding bull**** ding ding ding bull****

read back through this thread and tell me i'm 'protecting' him. or that other really long thread calling him out.

he gets a pass from me b/c he saves me time from searching all over the internet for dolphin news. it's always here and i don't have to look for it. that's all i've ever said regarding that subject. not to mention a lot of people on this site love the guy - so what would you like me to do?

he gets called out ALL THE TIME on here. unless it's really inflammatory and personal i don't stop it. have at it as far as i'm concerned.

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 05:51 PM
read back through this thread and tell me i'm 'protecting' him. or that other really long thread calling him out.

he gets a pass from me b/c he saves me time from searching all over the internet for dolphin news. it's always here and i don't have to look for it. that's all i've ever said regarding that subject. not to mention a lot of people on this site love the guy - so what would you like me to do?

he gets called out ALL THE TIME on here. unless it's really inflammatory and personal i don't stop it. have at it as far as i'm concerned.

Not saying you in general just the staff. He is out of control with being a baby when you prove him wrong. How does that guy even type with friggen Orange and teal pompoms in his hands?

Oh yeah your not defending him in this thread your defending CK ;-) just ****ing with you so don't get all I-Badazz on me and give me your address!

BobDole
09-14-2010, 05:56 PM
Not saying you in general just the staff. He is out of control with being a baby when you prove him wrong. How does that guy even type with friggen Orange and teal pompoms in his hands?

preachin to the converted man.

as far as defending him - same goes with the staff. he brings a lot to the site so he gets a pass. he's broken news before - and probably will again.

there are some things i could do without, though ...

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 06:05 PM
preachin to the converted man.

as far as defending him - same goes with the staff. he brings a lot to the site so he gets a pass. he's broken news before - and probably will again.

there are some things i could do without, though ...

Well when you use a shotgun in a crowd you eventually catch a criminal! He slings so much **** at the wall something is about to stick!

ckparrothead
12-01-2010, 06:32 PM
So...umm...would it be bad of me to point out that through 11 games Sean Smith has been in coverage 270 times and allowed 194 yards in catches, while Vontae Davis has been in coverage 386 times and allowed 409 yards in catches?

Sean Smith: 0.72 yards per coverage snap
Vontae Davis: 1.06 yards per coverage snap

Hence the reason I thought it was insanely premature to back out of a bet just because of a guy getting benched for one game, and then having his playing time reduced for a few more.

Sheesh. What a whole lot of hooey over nothing. Or what should have been nothing.

Mile High Fin
12-02-2010, 12:43 PM
I believe that works out to 32% LESS yards/coverage snap given up by Sean Smith (0.72 divided by 1.06).

Granted, maybe Vontae is covering the #1 WR more often; however, that's a huge difference to date.
May Sean Smith should start covering the #1 WR more often... Heh.

NY8123
12-02-2010, 12:55 PM
Well when you use a shotgun in a crowd you eventually catch a criminal! He slings so much **** at the wall something is about to stick!

If you're lucky you take a few Jets fans down with him too!

Thin the herd!

ckparrothead
12-02-2010, 01:32 PM
I believe that works out to 32% LESS yards/coverage snap given up by Sean Smith (0.72 divided by 1.06).

Granted, maybe Vontae is covering the #1 WR more often; however, that's a huge difference to date.
May Sean Smith should start covering the #1 WR more often... Heh.

Well, if you bring up the fact that Vontae has been covering #1's and being given less help, I could also bring up the fact that this coaching staff's bungling put Sean Smith, a clear boundary player as everyone well knows, at an inside slot dime corner position where for four games he allowed 107 yards on only 73 pass snaps. They were not putting the man in his natural position and he allowed 1.47 yards per coverage snap because of it.

If you only count the games he played mostly cornerback rather than safety, he's actually allowed only 0.45 yards per coverage snap. That's less than half of Vontae's production. And both have 1 interception.

TedSlimmJr
12-06-2010, 03:50 AM
Sean Smith is terrible...


/thread.

hooshoops
12-06-2010, 01:01 PM
ben watsons not impressed...

hooshoops
12-06-2010, 01:09 PM
Sean Smith is terrible...


/thread.

come on slimm...he's playing at a pro bowl level...lmao