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DZimmer000
09-14-2010, 01:54 PM
From AP New York --

New York Jets offensive practice was halted for 2 hours Tuesday morning when an unknown white substance was found on the field. Local law enforcement officials immediately contacted the FBI to investigate. After FBI agents investigated for 30 minutes it was discovered that the unknown substance was indeed the goal line. Rex Ryan was unavailable for comment as there was a meatloaf special in the cafeteria and it was luch time. Mark Sanchez however stated "I've never seen anything like that before".

More on this story on your local news at 6:00 PM

bpackers13
09-14-2010, 01:56 PM
fail

JETSJETSJETS
09-14-2010, 02:03 PM
U made this BS up in your "luch" break?

Slim
09-14-2010, 02:03 PM
I thought it was a decent joke...

However i expected the white substance to be sugar powder from the dozen donuts Rexy had for breakfast.

Dredd1050
09-14-2010, 02:04 PM
I must admit. I chuckled.

amspeed13
09-14-2010, 02:04 PM
fail

I almost literally laughed out loud, almost.

flynryan15
09-14-2010, 02:05 PM
It wasn't the oline, it was powder sugar. Don't call the FBI call Hostess Sexy Text is out of Ding Dongs!

greasyObnoxious
09-14-2010, 02:08 PM
meh, we had an unkown White subject on our roster.

KTDolphins
09-14-2010, 02:08 PM
Not bad

Finsfalife
09-14-2010, 02:10 PM
i thought it was the coke the team snorted off that reporters ***

datruth55
09-14-2010, 02:11 PM
It was funny....6 years ago when I first saw it posted about another team.

Finland
09-14-2010, 02:12 PM
Good thing we never hear things repeated in all the other posts here. It was funny.

miamiron
09-14-2010, 02:13 PM
Kilos of white power found in the Jets parking lot

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

TXNDolfan
09-14-2010, 02:17 PM
That was funny!! Good one.

MarinePhinFan
09-14-2010, 02:29 PM
U made this BS up in your "luch" break?

Hey, it was more creative than the Jets offensive gameplan.

rrrrphin
09-14-2010, 02:35 PM
I heard Ryan and his other coaches were throwing the balls over to Ines Sainz because Sanchez couldn't reach.