PDA

View Full Version : 984 vs Muck



Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 02:52 AM
Bring it.

Muck
03-18-2002, 02:53 AM
It's already been broughten.

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 02:56 AM
You just can't be happy unless you're the center of some debacle can you? You have some sick need to be viewed as the poor, belabored, picked on subject of unfair abuse.

Muck
03-18-2002, 02:58 AM
And??

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 02:59 AM
You have no penis.

Muck
03-18-2002, 03:02 AM
I've got "MANHOOD".

Your stuck with a sandy vagina.

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:04 AM
MANHOOD eh? You made sure it was in caps just so it would measure up to JUST under an inch huh? Just like your MANHOOD.

As for what I have, I have nothing wrong with my anatomy.

Muck
03-18-2002, 03:08 AM
I figured I had to use caps so you would take it to heart. After all, I did write the Heterosexual Handbook. And one of it's rules prohibits pink.

Hey, what's with all the pink in your photo??

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:13 AM
It's a webcam, just how it came out.

You got to hate hyprocrits huh? and to write a book!

Muck
03-18-2002, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by Dolfan984
It's a webcam, just how it came out.


Whatever. That's what they all say. I see them all day long at work. It's okay 984. It's just who you are.

Admit it. You're a "Packer" fan.

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:21 AM
Originally posted by Muck
Admit it. You're a "Packer" fan.

Hey, I don't know what the hell you are dreaming (err wet dreaming) about, but I am far and away from that lifestyle.
Now stop with the circular smack. Your pathetic attempt to drive something into the ground is well....pathetic!

Muck
03-18-2002, 03:24 AM
Seriously, you're not fooling anyone. You're avatar is pink. You live in the Bay area. And you're smiling like mad in it.

Who you trying to impress?? A messageboard full of guys would be my guess.

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:32 AM
Here is the break down. I live about 100 miles north of San Fran. I am out of *** country. My previous avatar was orange because the lighting was too dim. This one is lighter, but better than the orange. I previously had a similar one but I wasn't smiling. Miadphan told me to put one up there that featured a smile. I said sure, and did so. You can ask her for proof. I can put my old one up for a minute for proof as well.

Now I get back at the circular smack. It has reached old and pointless. Get some new material!

Muck
03-18-2002, 03:35 AM
Dude, if you can't take the heat.......

Okay okay. I'll be nice. "Gay" if you will.

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:39 AM
Your circular logic makes me shake my head in disbelief.

I have no problems with my sexuality. Just because your hard on is no bigger than my pinky, does not mean that I am gay. Your logic is ignorant and lop-sided.

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:41 AM
Crying foul when your tail feathers are singed is pointless when you have stepped into the conflagration, and only illuminates your lack of ability to participate in a no holds barred conversation. It's simply a method to conveniently villify someone, when lack of a logical response exists. It's basically an act of calumny, in my opinion.

Muck
03-18-2002, 03:48 AM
Dude. What is it with you and my jock?? If you really want to see my cash and prizes, you're just sh*t outta luck.

Okay, I'll let you off the hook. It's all over. No more talk about your gaety.

We'll move on.

Your move

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:52 AM
What's up with you wanting me to be gay?

Let me off the hook? Ha! You've been trying to drive the same dribble at me the whole time, and I've kicked your ass everytime.

You really know how to beat around a certain subject, don't you? You are told something, then you dodge it and knock around it like something you are actually trying to fight. Now why in your mind would you want to take up an approach like that? Why always turn to be on the offensive without being direct?

You're like the damn dog that if not petted enough, pisses on something just to get attention.

miadphan13
03-18-2002, 03:59 AM
:lol: :lol: Goodnight guys!! :lol: :lol:

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 04:01 AM
G'Night Michele.

Muck
03-18-2002, 04:02 AM
Damn Poindexter. I didn't know this was going to be a English session. I thought we were talking smack.

Dude, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Obviously, you've never talked smack before. When somebody questions your manhood, you dodge the question with wordy jargon.

I've got you on the defensive. I'm calling you out. I'm sticking to the same subject, yet you can't comeback. Come get me!! I want you to get dirty with me. But you can't.

Roll up your sleeves, Nancy!!

Muck
03-18-2002, 04:04 AM
BTW - I didn't see your second response before my last reply until Mia pointed it out. My browser didn't give me the second page until just now.

Muck
03-18-2002, 04:07 AM
And no, I'm not letting the "Penis" comment slide either. HAHAHAHA

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 04:11 AM
Originally posted by Muck
Come get me!! I want you to get dirty with me.

Uh...and you were calling me gay?


Originally posted by Muck
Damn Poindexter. I didn't know this was going to be a English session. I thought we were talking smack.


I figured you wouldn't be able to understand what I said. Poindexter? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA It's call literacy brother.
See, just because I look better than you, and am smarter than you, and am faster than you, and am most likely stronger than you (unless you work out a hell of a lot) doesn't mean you can try and bring me down. I'll make sure every word is one syllable so you can understand is alright half wit?

iceblizzard69
03-18-2002, 10:38 AM
What the hell is this? :lol:

Muck
03-18-2002, 01:16 PM
Me and 984 just having some fun. :)

Dolfan984
03-18-2002, 03:55 PM
Just some playing around :)

Frank-n-Furter
03-18-2002, 04:31 PM
I'm rubber, and you're glue, everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.:rolleyes:



That only works till you're old enough to say "F*ck off", which is what, about 5 years old?:lol: