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BAMAPHIN 22
09-28-2010, 03:13 PM
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It was hard to explain, that dead mouse baked into a loaf of bread.

British officials have released the photo which proved that Stephen Forse wasn't kidding when he claimed to find the wee creature while making sandwiches for his children.

Forse, who bought the bread from a supermarket in 2009, said Monday he first thought a dark spot in the bread - branded Best of Both - was some poorly mixed dough.

Then he noticed it had fur. :alert:



http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/28/ap/strange/main6907900.shtml?tag=stack

Hot4Peyton
09-28-2010, 03:24 PM
So whats wrong with that ya reckon? I eat vermin my cats catch in and around my trailer all the time! ifn ya catch enough of em, ya can deep fry em and put em in a stew.

Tunaphish429
09-28-2010, 03:25 PM
No charge for the meat..

Haha

1 dol fan
09-28-2010, 09:04 PM
So whats wrong with that ya reckon? I eat vermin my cats catch in and around my trailer all the time! ifn ya catch enough of em, ya can deep fry em and put em in a stew.
Do you mind me asking where you come from?

CedarPhin
09-29-2010, 01:02 AM
Is this guy trying to be an unfunny Joe from Wyoming?

CedarPhin
09-29-2010, 01:05 AM
You really don't want Joe from Wyoming thinking you're making fun of him. I'd have figured he'd have chimed in by now.

Hot4Peyton
09-29-2010, 08:57 AM
Do you mind me asking where you come from?

Are you asking me out? fine, i'll go. but don't expect you can get up in my flesh folds on the first date, unless you is payton manning. are you allergic to cats? all my dressy colts sweatshirts is homemade, and i use cat fur to weave em. alot of them cats died of serious illnesses, so unlessin you gots a strong constitution, you might find my company a bit disconcertin. but you seem handsome enuff, so ifn you wana take me to the golden corral or some such fancy eatery, i suppose that'd be nice. and ifn you pick up the bill, and we get a few boxs of bacon grease to go, your chances of exploring my quivering flesh folds increase a great deal.

1 dol fan
09-29-2010, 11:13 AM
Are you asking me out? fine, i'll go. but don't expect you can get up in my flesh folds on the first date, unless you is payton manning. are you allergic to cats? all my dressy colts sweatshirts is homemade, and i use cat fur to weave em. alot of them cats died of serious illnesses, so unlessin you gots a strong constitution, you might find my company a bit disconcertin. but you seem handsome enuff, so ifn you wana take me to the golden corral or some such fancy eatery, i suppose that'd be nice. and ifn you pick up the bill, and we get a few boxs of bacon grease to go, your chances of exploring my quivering flesh folds increase a great deal.
I am pretty much exactly everything Peyton is not... So I am not sure you would be very interested in me.

And like Cedar said, Joe R will go to great lengths of verbal harassment to protect himself from those making fun of him...

Just go to the buckhorn and he will tear you a new one and then buy you a drink... He may be more interested in taking you to the Golden Corral. I heard he looks just like Eli too.

Bumpus
09-29-2010, 11:51 AM
I am pretty much exactly everything Peyton is not... So I am not sure you would be very interested in me.

And like Cedar said, Joe R will go to great lengths of verbal harassment to protect himself from those making fun of him...

Just go to the buckhorn and he will tear you a new one and then buy you a drink... He may be more interested in taking you to the Golden Corral. I heard he looks just like Eli too.

:lol: Don't sell yourself short.

Bumpus
09-29-2010, 11:52 AM
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/09/28/ap/strange/main6907900.shtml?tag=stack

I wonder ... did he find one in his beer bottle, too?

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NY8123
09-29-2010, 12:55 PM
I wonder ... did he find one in his beer bottle, too?

I hope not because that is a waste of a perfectly good beer.

Bread is the left over grain that didn't become beer.

Bumpus
09-29-2010, 04:59 PM
I hope not because that is a waste of a perfectly good beer.

But it can get you more free beer, eh.

NY8123
09-30-2010, 08:30 AM
But it can get you more free beer, eh.

Maybe but you would have to wait for the beer and play games to get it. At least the beer you have in your hand is one you can drink "right now!"

1 dol fan
09-30-2010, 12:13 PM
Maybe but you would have to wait for the beer and play games to get it. At least the beer you have in your hand is one you can drink "right now!"
a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush?

dreday
09-30-2010, 04:45 PM
welp…I was going to make a sandwich later but…there goes my mid- night snack tonight…i think i'm going to make ALL my food from scratch starting NOW!

on second thought,YUM NOTHING LIKE A TOM & JERRY STYLED SANDWICH..MMM..some additional protein...

Bumpus
09-30-2010, 05:56 PM
(sigh)

Nobody picked up on the Strange Brew reference?

Oh, well.

Bumpus
09-30-2010, 06:01 PM
welp…I was going to make a sandwich later but…there goes my mid- night snack tonight…i think i'm going to make ALL my food from scratch starting NOW!

on second thought,YUM NOTHING LIKE A TOM & JERRY STYLED SANDWICH..MMM..some additional protein...

Nice!

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NY8123
10-01-2010, 08:58 AM
a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush?

Yeah something like that.

I depends on the bush though! If its a nicely trimmed landing strip type bush then no 2 in the bush is worth more! lol