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NY8123
10-08-2010, 02:43 AM
Ok fin fans this a thread about nothing more then I'm drunk and I can believe I ate the whole steak, the kitchen sink, the dog, the fat chick...you get it, whatever you have been drunk and slipped your tongue on or in!

I will go first:

I'm drunk tonight and fried 1/2 pound of bacon, half dozen eggs and four slices of toast. Made two sammiches with three eggs apiece, four slices of bacon, two pieces of toast, ketchup and hot sauce.

uummm the breakfast of champions!

Be honest and I reserve the right to call bull****. I eat some pretty nasty **** when I am drunk but tonight the little woman is gone so I had to fry my food.

Possum
10-08-2010, 03:42 AM
Ok fin fans this a thread about nothing more then I'm drunk and I can believe I ate the whole steak, the kitchen sink, the dog, the fat chick...you get it, whatever you have been drunk and slipped your tongue on or in!

I will go first:

I'm drunk tonight and fried 1/2 pound of bacon, half dozen eggs and four slices of toast. Made two sammiches with three eggs apiece, four slices of bacon, two pieces of toast, ketchup and hot sauce.

uummm the breakfast of champions!

Be honest and I reserve the right to call bull****. I eat some pretty nasty **** when I am drunk but tonight the little woman is gone so I had to fry my food.
pics or it didn't happen.

JCane
10-08-2010, 04:03 AM
Windex.

:bobdole:

flynryan15
10-08-2010, 07:12 AM
pics or it didn't happen.

You want pics of him eating a fat chick? You 2 can keep that **** private!

NY8123
10-08-2010, 11:17 AM
You want pics of him eating a fat chick? You 2 can keep that **** private!

hahhahahhhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I thought about this very thing. I will post a pic of the steak I ate once. 5 pounder from a nice place in the finger lakes. It was a side of cow on my plate. I can't upload from work but after lunch when I get home.

As for the fat chick, you asked so the next time hhahahahhahahah

I was so ****ing drunk last night when I posted this thread I didn't remember posting it until I drove into work!

flynryan15
10-08-2010, 05:02 PM
hahhahahhhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I thought about this very thing. I will post a pic of the steak I ate once. 5 pounder from a nice place in the finger lakes. It was a side of cow on my plate. I can't upload from work but after lunch when I get home.

As for the fat chick, you asked so the next time hhahahahhahahah

I was so ****ing drunk last night when I posted this thread I didn't remember posting it until I drove into work!

A 5lber you animal! Therein a restaurant by me with a 96 ouncer I want to take it down!

NY8123
10-09-2010, 05:17 PM
A 5lber you animal! Therein a restaurant by me with a 96 ouncer I want to take it down!

Here are the links to the 5lber!


http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3695/5709644t.jpg

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6060/photoktb.jpg

I ate it once in 2004 and then again in 2009. That is my limit for food, I can not gut pack anymore down there and as I get older I can eat as much as I uses too.

flynryan15
10-09-2010, 08:32 PM
Here are the links to the 5lber!


http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/3695/5709644t.jpg

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/6060/photoktb.jpg

I ate it once in 2004 and then again in 2009. That is my limit for food, I can not gut pack anymore down there and as I get older I can eat as much as I uses too.

I am actually drooling! Where is that place at?

NY8123
10-10-2010, 10:09 AM
I am actually drooling! Where is that place at?

Conesus Inn
Conesus, NY

http://conesusinn.roryfatt-client.com/

It is the Truman Cut and while expensive($55.95) overall the entire place is one of my favorites in my home stomping grounds.

If your local or ever visiting upstate NY and I would be happy to give directions or personally escort anyone to dinner at the Conesus.

flynryan15
10-10-2010, 11:20 AM
Conesus Inn
Conesus, NY

http://conesusinn.roryfatt-client.com/

It is the Truman Cut and while expensive($55.95) overall the entire place is one of my favorites in my home stomping grounds.

If your local or ever visiting upstate NY and I would be happy to give directions or personally escort anyone to dinner at the Conesus.

What city is it by? Rochester, Albany, Siberiacuse? I will bid a layover there.

NY8123
10-10-2010, 07:16 PM
What city is it by? Rochester, Albany, Siberiacuse? I will bid a layover there.

Not really by any of them. Maybe 45min to an hour south of Rotten-chester.

flynryan15
10-10-2010, 11:22 PM
Not really by any of them. Maybe 45min to an hour south of Rotten-chester.

What city with air service then?

Bumpus
10-11-2010, 07:17 AM
Conesus Inn
Conesus, NY

http://conesusinn.roryfatt-client.com/

It is the Truman Cut and while expensive($55.95) overall the entire place is one of my favorites in my home stomping grounds.

If your local or ever visiting upstate NY and I would be happy to give directions or personally escort anyone to dinner at the Conesus.

The steak looks good, but I doubt you'll find many here who would be interested in your "male escort service" ... Try TGG. :lol:

flynryan15
10-11-2010, 08:48 AM
The steak looks good, but I doubt you'll find many here who would be interested in your "male escort service" ... Try TGG. :lol:

You never know Possum is asking for pics of him munching on a fat broads snatch?!?!?! He might want it for the schlong in the shot!

NY8123
10-11-2010, 09:03 AM
The steak looks good, but I doubt you'll find many here who would be interested in your "male escort service" ... Try TGG. :lol:

Ha only for steak bro only as an excuse for steak lol. So don't get Possum all worked up. (and don't use the lame tube steak comeback either hahhahhaa you can do better).

Rochester is the closet city with Air service. Conesus is kinda off the beaten path.

NY8123
10-16-2010, 01:28 AM
aaaahhhhhh yess the Yanks win with a huge eighth and I knocked the bottom out of a 36 pack of Coors Light and ate four double stuffed enchiladas............with fixins!!!!!!

JCane
10-16-2010, 01:40 AM
I'm not drunk and I can't believe I'm about to eat Waffle House.

Possum
10-16-2010, 02:30 AM
I'm not drunk and I can't believe I'm about to eat Waffle House.

And then your going tailgating at 7am. you're ****ed.

CedarPhin
10-16-2010, 02:36 AM
Waffle House Hashbrowns FTW.

Nappy Roots
10-16-2010, 02:51 AM
Not tonight but last night, so drunk I can't believe I ate that girls butt and I just met her. Normally I need to feel out the situation when it comes to the butt, but it was just to Damn good

Possum
10-16-2010, 02:53 AM
Not tonight but last night, so drunk I can't believe I ate that girls butt and I just met her. Normally I need to feel out the situation when it comes to the butt, but it was just to Damn good

:bobdole:

JCane
10-16-2010, 03:04 AM
And then your going tailgating at 7am. you're ****ed.

Grilled chicken biscuit is about the healthiest thing they have on the menu. It's on the "light corner" menu. $2.

































With bacon. AM Crew style.

Possum
10-16-2010, 03:07 AM
Grilled chicken biscuit is about the healthiest thing they have on the menu. It's on the "light corner" menu. $2.

































With bacon. AM Crew style.
bacon makes everything better. so does dirt.

NY8123
10-16-2010, 10:32 AM
If you had these two posts together and now you are onto something yeah!!!! Fist pumpin' goodness!


Not tonight but last night, so drunk I can't believe I ate that girls butt and I just met her. Normally I need to feel out the situation when it comes to the butt, but it was just to Damn good



bacon makes everything better. so does dirt.

and Nap if you ever sleep with a chick that was ever with me, rest assured my index finger or thumb was in her *******.

flynryan15
10-16-2010, 04:14 PM
not tonight but last night, so drunk i can't believe i ate that girls butt and i just met her. Normally i need to feel out the situation when it comes to the butt, but it was just to damn good

biblical!

flynryan15
10-16-2010, 04:19 PM
Grilled chicken biscuit is about the healthiest thing they have on the menu. It's on the "light corner" menu. $2.

































With bacon. AM Crew style.

****ing $2 Waffle House chicken screams emergency room visit!

Boy From School
10-17-2010, 10:37 AM
Not tonight but last night, so drunk I can't believe I ate that girls butt and I just met her. Normally I need to feel out the situation when it comes to the butt, but it was just to Damn good

It's a good thing me and you aren't picky eaters.

PhinzN703
10-17-2010, 12:43 PM
hahhahahhhahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I thought about this very thing. I will post a pic of the steak I ate once. 5 pounder from a nice place in the finger lakes. It was a side of cow on my plate. I can't upload from work but after lunch when I get home.

As for the fat chick, you asked so the next time hhahahahhahahah

I was so ****ing drunk last night when I posted this thread I didn't remember posting it until I drove into work!

And not one typo. You're a great drunk typer :d-day:

NY8123
10-18-2010, 09:25 AM
And not one typo. You're a great drunk typer :d-day:

I have learned a lot as I have grown up! Drunk typer is a great skill to have!

Although I did not eat it drunk I found a new little greasy spoon with a great "Dog Food Dish" on the menu:

1 - 1lb hot dog over fries with meat sauce and sauerkraut with a side of mac salad! uuummmm...........

NY8123
10-21-2010, 12:29 PM
And not one typo. You're a great drunk typer :d-day:

I couldn't even see the key board to type last night! WOW. I feel like guys from the Hangover today. uuuggggg.

NY8123
10-27-2010, 08:59 AM
I was so ****ing sick at the ending of that ****ing game I couldn't eat. I hate when great hard played games get ****ed by a ref. Yeah I understand both sides of the argument and that Miami had plenty of chances to put the game away and the flip side argument they got hosed.

Well to me it boils down to this, doing your job:

The Stealers did their job - they drove to the 1 yard line to try and win the game

Miami did their job - they had another huge goal line stand that should of won the game

The Refs did not do their job - the call of a touchdown was fine, what wasn't fine was not determining who came up with the ball and ending the play prematurely.
The NFL will let a running back get stood up for an extra ten seconds almost every play and not blow it dead but on the game winning drive they will not take the extra ten seconds to determine possession in the most critical drive of the game. Totally unacceptable and if this had happened to one of the good ol' boys owner, Jones, Kraft, Davis then something would have been done about it already.

Kudos to you NFL, you preach what values that make the game better and then turn your back on a horrible call that ruined one of the best fought games I have watched in along time.

That's my rant and I am done and moved one about. Time to win a game.

flynryan15
10-27-2010, 01:20 PM
How about the part of our job with 2:30 left? What about doing it then instead of folding like a lawn chair!?!?

NY8123
10-27-2010, 02:50 PM
How about the part of our job with 2:30 left? What about doing it then instead of folding like a lawn chair!?!?

Again I understand both sides of the argument and Miami had several chances to win the game outright before and after this play.

The refs did not do their job on this play, period and that is my ***** with the NFL. They should have just let the scrum play out, called possession of the ball and then ruled whether it was or was not a TD. I also understand that this play didn't happen in slow motion, it happened in real time and in real time this call was not a bad call by the line judge. What was horrible is the play stoppage without determining possession just in case it wasn't the correct call. There are many other instances in a game where play stoppage is lax and could be quicker but with the game on the line late in the fourth it is an unacceptable flaw. What if that had been the Super Bowl? Oh my!

The two minute drill was horrible in that final 2:30. Miami did not do it's job in that respect from the top down. Henning did not do his job in play selection and if nothing more then the aspect of coaching Henne better in the 2 minute drill. Sparano did not do his job by making sure the 2 minute drill was coached and executed properly and Tony also wasted a valuable timeout on the field goal which was ludicrous and could have cost Miami the game had they drove down field.

so plenty of blame on Miami in several other regards and they all need to be addressed, plenty of points left on the field due to poor execution.

Play stoppage should not be a problem in the NFL, the refs saw the ball come loose, let it play then sort it out. I don't want to see another gem of a game ruined in a similar fashion when measures can be implemented to fix it.

NY8123
11-02-2010, 11:14 AM
Back to topic.

You either can eat or drink. At 36 I can not do both anymore, unless I start tacking roids which I have declined to do until 40ish, I figure test is the way to youth!

With that said I ate a lot of beer Saturday night and then lost all inhibition and destroyed half a left over meat loaf by turning it into sammies at 3am.

NY8123
11-04-2010, 09:36 AM
All is quite on the drunk front.............resting for Saturday.

Tunaphish429
11-04-2010, 09:42 AM
I ate and drank at Buffalo wild wings last night..

Wings and Wedges

NY8123
11-04-2010, 11:40 AM
I ate and drank at Buffalo wild wings last night..

Wings and Wedges

We just got one of those near my house. I am heading that direction Saturday and I might just stop there and start my road trip off right.

NY8123
11-08-2010, 05:43 PM
11am Saturday until 4am Sunday morning is just way too long to drink. Of course we didn't start shots until 8pm and breakfast was hard to order by 5am but I managed to communicate to the server at Denny's. uugggg...................

The only good thing about being that ****ing hungover Sunday was sleeping through a horrible game.

NY8123
11-19-2010, 01:52 PM
Bang Bang Bang what is that? The sound of the drum in my head because I stayed out too late on a school night!

NY8123
11-24-2010, 03:26 PM
2lbs of pork spring rolls, 1lb cheese and pepperoni and a hot pepper Greek olive mix. What gut rot I have today.

To much Crown and Patron.