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BAMAPHIN 22
10-15-2010, 11:44 AM
A Massachusetts man is facing an assault charge for allegedly hitting a town hall custodian on the back of the head with a roll of toilet paper because he was angry the cleaning man was whistling while he worked.

Framingham police say 55-year-old Allen Kerner was in town hall Wednesday using the bathroom. The custodian, who didn't realize anyone was in the restroom, whistled as he replenished toilet paper rolls.

The custodian told police he was in a stall when he was struck. Kerner yelled at him about whistling and fled. The custodian pursued him, and Kerner was apprehended by police outside. :bobdole:


http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/10/15/ap/strange/main6961345.shtml?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.12

PhinsPhan11
10-16-2010, 01:16 PM
Wow.

Bumpus
10-16-2010, 04:51 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/10/tag20-1.jpg

DphinBillkiller
10-16-2010, 08:02 PM
Good thing it was toilet paper and not the other stuff. :chuckle:

NY8123
10-18-2010, 09:08 AM
Did the ****ing cops really need to be called in this case? Really? Now we can waste more ****ing money on bull ****. They both need a kick in the balls.

and assault, I am sorry you can not assault someone with toilet paper unless you make them swallow the whole roll.