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BAMAPHIN 22
10-19-2010, 10:53 AM
A South Florida man named Michael Ireland claimed he was at a strip club, when he was severely injured by an exotic dancer's shoe. His lawyer says he has settled the case in Ireland's favor for $600,000.
Ain't that a kick in the head.:angeldevil:

Ireland claimed in a deposition that the dancer was walking on the bar, felt someone touch her, and swung around. Lawyer Lake Lytal IIIl says the dancer's metal heel flew into Ireland's eye socket and shattered it, requiring extensive surgery.


http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20019979-504083.html?tag=cbsnewsSectionContent.6

arsenal
10-19-2010, 10:55 AM
damn i need to get paid for going to the strip club... though a heel in the eye might not be worth it... ouch

Bumpus
10-19-2010, 02:07 PM
Sheesh ... I was all set to mock the hell outta this until reading "the dancer's metal heel flew into Ireland's eye socket and shattered it, requiring extensive surgery."

Dude deserves to get paid.

HurriPhin
10-19-2010, 02:37 PM
LOL, imagine trying to explain that one to the wife/girlfriend.

NY8123
10-19-2010, 03:22 PM
I wish I had thought of this. WTF.

Bumpus
10-19-2010, 07:13 PM
... from the "Other Side of the Coin" files:

That poor stripper. Now, she'll never be able to afford med school. :lol: