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Dolfan3773
12-02-2010, 02:00 PM
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

http://www.urbanswirl.com/news/opinion/3094-man-ejaculates-during-tsa-pat-down.html

:sidelol:

dreday
12-02-2010, 02:10 PM
lots of jackin in public lately...

Dolfan3773
12-02-2010, 02:13 PM
lots of jackin in public lately...

LOL...reading your post about the Wal-Mart guy to my wife and she told me about this guy from TSA that she heard it on the news yesterday. I looked up and found it pretty funny...funniest part of it all is that his last name is Cummings :lol:

dreday
12-02-2010, 02:24 PM
LOL...reading your post about the Wal-Mart guy to my wife and she told me about this guy from TSA that she heard it on the news yesterday. I looked up and found it pretty funny...funniest part of it all is that his last name is Cummings :lol:

i know right..i guess i better not better not ejaculate during my next pat down. hahahaha what in the F. anyone ejaculating is subject to arrest? like it happens that often there's precedent and protocol?:d-day:

and percy "CUMMINGS", seriously???..:D

Slim
12-02-2010, 03:00 PM
That's actually my last name... wonder if we're related :D

Tunaphish429
12-02-2010, 03:03 PM
Not cool.

DphinBillkiller
12-02-2010, 03:21 PM
Either that was a really long pat down or that guy was the pre mature shooting type.

Ilovemyfins4eva
12-02-2010, 03:28 PM
first of all, even though hes gay, why would a gay guy ejaculate is a tsa guy was touching him, considering the guy prob wasnt attractive. its like i assume everyone on this forum loves girls, but if a nasty fat chick at the tsa was patting you down, you wouldnt ejaculate just because a guy touched you because shes nasty.

also, how the **** can he cum that fast. geez what a ****ed up world we live in.

Dolfan3773
12-02-2010, 04:10 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/12/AmericanPieShannon_l_fullsize-1.jpg?112d666e

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/12/final20american20pieJPG-1.jpg

Bumpus
12-02-2010, 07:03 PM
I guess he didn't get the exact happy ending he was anticipating.

X-Pacolypse
12-02-2010, 07:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

Arsenal WV
12-02-2010, 07:18 PM
I missed the part where his name was - Percy Cummings :lol:

Dolfan3773
12-04-2010, 12:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

:lol:...that songs funny, the new cd comes out early next year

Myles Fynch
12-05-2010, 11:23 AM
There was a hot blonde chick patting people down at Ozzfest ten years ago. She was awesome. I tried to go through the security check twice. I laughed at my buddy who got a dude and asked if he got the inseam treatment, too. He be jealous.