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Mack Daddy
03-22-2002, 05:16 PM
The Nude Gambler!

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand
dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude."

With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"

Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down
and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money
and clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one
of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't
know I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
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Muck
03-22-2002, 06:16 PM
hehehehe. Very true!!

dolfan06
03-24-2002, 11:59 AM
i guess this is a case where you could really CRAP out!

Mack Daddy
03-30-2002, 06:53 PM
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting
room, where their family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber
I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for
your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's
an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have
to pay for the brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well,
how much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly
responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for
a female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not
to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some
actually smirked. A man, unable to control his
curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to
ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to
the entire group said," It's just standard pricing
procedure. We have to mark down the price of the
female brains, because they've actually been used."


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Frank-n-Furter
04-17-2002, 08:48 PM
>The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was
having
>sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the
>family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
>
>The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any
attempt
>to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her
to
>arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then,
talk
>to
>her and give her a box of condoms.
>
>Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the
woman
>told
>her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
>
>The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying,
"Oh
>Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
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Buttercup101
04-19-2002, 11:21 AM
I love it.. these are so cute... y r u guyz bashing urselves so much.. although i have one..

"Guys are all the same.. they just have diffrent faces to tell them apart"

hehe... :)... alrite.. peace... ~meg