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WVDolphan
01-06-2011, 03:42 PM
What can I say about Tony Sparano. He took being a boob head coach to a whole new level. Chasing down refs to call timeouts after his team gets an interception. Calling timeout with 1 second left in the half, allowing a Saints team trailing by 3 possessions to punch it in for a TD as opposed to kicking a FG. Having a team never punt or turn the ball over the entire game, yet only score 23 points against a Colts team who we actually forced a couple of punts against beat us 27-23.

Tony Sparano's limitations as a game manager were obvious to most within the first 20 games. Yet so many loved this moron all the way up to the end. He was an OL coach who got promoted to a position way over his head. His decisions on the offensive line and the way it failed to improve makes most wonder if he is even a good OL coach.

Tony Sparano, the ultimate muppet. A pal of Parcells who was so lost it was ridiculous. His press conferences were nothing short of comedy gold. Listening to him speak made it obvious he wasnt the brightest man around. His lack of composure on the sidelines and the way he managed situations within the game supported that and thus the nickname Tony Morono fit like a glove.

Who can forget his windmill fist pumps. Tony's love of FG's gave football a new meaning. He coached ultra conservative, cheered his heart out, and gave the team all he had, which of course wasnt much.

Tony Sparano never had much to offer this team. Selecting him as HC will go down as one of the most head scratching moves in a long list of head scratching moves made by Bill Parcells as VP of football operations for a little more than 2 years for this team.

So offer up one final windmill fist pump in salute to Tony Sparano and tell us your favorite Tony moments and your memories of Tony Sparano as head coach of our beloved Miami Dolphins!:hi5:

MadDog 88
01-06-2011, 03:54 PM
My favorite Tony moment will be when the team makes the official announcement he is fired.

bobw999
01-06-2011, 04:15 PM
Congratulations Morano...the Steelers have more wins at Sun Life Stadium in 2010 than you did.

bobw999
01-06-2011, 04:22 PM
Hell....your predecessor (Jim ****ing Harbaugh) has already matched your win total at Sun Life Stadium.

emeraldfin
01-07-2011, 09:32 AM
Unfortunately, a tad premature WV :lol:

WVDolphan
01-07-2011, 03:02 PM
Unfortunately, a tad premature WV :lol:

No kidding. Thanks Finatic8480!

Tunaphish429
01-07-2011, 03:08 PM
See kids throw a dart, roll a dice or pick a card... you too can be an expert...

Gonzo
01-08-2011, 01:35 AM
No more premature than the early start to the ****Official Game Day Threads**** that pop up a day before the game. The game will eventually happen.

CedarPhin
01-08-2011, 04:35 AM
What can I say about Tony Sparano. He took being a boob head coach to a whole new level. Chasing down refs to call timeouts after his team gets an interception. Calling timeout with 1 second left in the half, allowing a Saints team trailing by 3 possessions to punch it in for a TD as opposed to kicking a FG. Having a team never punt or turn the ball over the entire game, yet only score 23 points against a Colts team who we actually forced a couple of punts against beat us 27-23.

Tony Sparano's limitations as a game manager were obvious to most within the first 20 games. Yet so many loved this moron all the way up to the end. He was an OL coach who got promoted to a position way over his head. His decisions on the offensive line and the way it failed to improve makes most wonder if he is even a good OL coach.

Tony Sparano, the ultimate muppet. A pal of Parcells who was so lost it was ridiculous. His press conferences were nothing short of comedy gold. Listening to him speak made it obvious he wasnt the brightest man around. His lack of composure on the sidelines and the way he managed situations within the game supported that and thus the nickname Tony Morono fit like a glove.

Who can forget his windmill fist pumps. Tony's love of FG's gave football a new meaning. He coached ultra conservative, cheered his heart out, and gave the team all he had, which of course wasnt much.

Tony Sparano never had much to offer this team. Selecting him as HC will go down as one of the most head scratching moves in a long list of head scratching moves made by Bill Parcells as VP of football operations for a little more than 2 years for this team.

So offer up one final windmill fist pump in salute to Tony Sparano and tell us your favorite Tony moments and your memories of Tony Sparano as head coach of our beloved Miami Dolphins!:hi5:

For some reason, I found this to be one of the funniest things I've read in awhile. The "windmill fistpump" had me rolling.

emeraldfin
01-08-2011, 07:05 AM
Amazing how things changes in just a few days. On Thursday Sparano was all but gone, but in the space of two days he has not only kept his job but received a two year extension!!!!!!

flynryan15
01-16-2011, 11:16 AM
This thread made me laugh and now it makes me cry!

X-Pacolypse
09-18-2011, 11:37 PM
It's time to warm up the band....

Gonzo
09-18-2011, 11:48 PM
I wish I could thank my own old post.

WVDolphan
09-19-2011, 01:23 AM
I mean, was the info in this OP not good enough for Ross? Did he really have to see more of it?

dolphinron
09-19-2011, 06:15 AM
fvvvuucckk you sprano and your fist pumps. I used to like them, a little. I want Nolan you biiiiiaaaatchhhh. Get OUT of MIAMI and go and work with mike singletary as his assistant.

Adam First
09-20-2011, 11:05 AM
If Tony goes, Nolan goes too.

We are wiping the slate clean yet again.

Swantoon
09-20-2011, 02:59 PM
My favorite Sparano moment was when he made me long for the Wannstedt days. Tony you will not be missed.

tylerdolphin
09-20-2011, 08:34 PM
If Tony goes, Nolan goes too.

We are wiping the slate clean yet again.

Cant happen soon enough. Really, by the time week 5 rolls around and we fire Sparano, we will be in a win/win situation. Maybe the team completely dismantles and we get a top 3 pick, or maybe the team actually plays with sense the rest of the way and shows they arent all total bums.

X-Pacolypse
09-25-2011, 07:07 PM
Fire Moron0!

Tunaphish429
09-25-2011, 07:32 PM
Get this clown out of here. Guy could **** up a cup of coffee.

rob19
09-25-2011, 11:19 PM
So offer up one final windmill fist pump in salute to Tony Sparano and tell us your favorite Tony moments and your memories of Tony Sparano as head coach of our beloved Miami Dolphins!:hi5:

2008, Week 17. Chad Pennington Vs The Jets for the AFC East division title.

By far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edDPxI-0olY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40AQclUxWh0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nvhBkeIeiw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40AQclUxWh0&feature=related)

X-Pacolypse
09-26-2011, 09:08 PM
Fire Moron0!

X-Pacolypse
10-29-2011, 11:59 AM
Tony sucks.

X-Pacolypse
02-28-2012, 08:32 PM
Morono sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-13-2012, 06:14 PM
Morono sucks.

X-Pacolypse
05-25-2012, 01:16 AM
Morono sucks.

Ricky4Life
05-26-2012, 01:48 AM
Tony sucks, I can't wait to see him fist pumping field goals this season for the Jets. F*** him and the Jets.

X-Pacolypse
05-28-2012, 11:14 AM
Morono sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-30-2013, 10:50 PM
How fitting that Morono is now with the Raiders. Tony sucks.

X-Pacolypse
05-16-2013, 07:30 AM
Morono sucks.