View Full Version : Pat White Pushes for Tryout with Miami Heat

03-10-2011, 07:30 PM
Former Dolphin quarterback Pat White wasted no time after hanging up his baseball cleats this week, immediately notifying Pat Riley about his availability. Thursday morning the struggling Heat received “game footage” of White, though a closer look revealed that the recording was made at the William Jennings Bryan Elementary School playground in North Miami, that the goals were seven feet high, and White was playing against two female fourth-graders, one with a broken foot.
“I can make it happen for the Heat,” White explained, peeking through the windows at team headquarters. “I can duplicate my West Virginia success in any sport, at any time, anywhere,” he said, before accidentally banging against the glass and falling unconscious to the cement.
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03-10-2011, 07:48 PM

03-10-2011, 07:51 PM
Oh, Pee wee.

03-10-2011, 07:52 PM
Ur sh!ttin me?

03-10-2011, 08:05 PM
they need a center not a guard :P

03-10-2011, 08:09 PM
I grinned.

03-10-2011, 08:13 PM
He can play center for Team Pygmy in the next Olympics.

03-10-2011, 08:15 PM
If he can shoot and keep other guards in front of him even some of the time, I'd take a look.

03-10-2011, 09:25 PM

03-10-2011, 09:26 PM
Even the Heat's bench isn't that bad

03-10-2011, 09:31 PM

03-10-2011, 09:31 PM
Ur sh!ttin me?

If he can shoot and keep other guards in front of him even some of the time, I'd take a look.

Serious question and I mean absolutely no offense but.....Are you guys ****tin me?

Cali Finfan
03-10-2011, 09:33 PM
Who knows maybe the third time will be a charm for him.... I HIGHLY DOUBT IT... He should be checking into the CFL and trying to line up tryouts for them...

03-10-2011, 10:57 PM
He might be good i mean he did play QB he could be the type of passer the Heat need.