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Rixon
03-17-2011, 03:51 PM
I miss my old fans and friends.

Ricky_Fan34
03-17-2011, 04:18 PM
:lol:

tylerdolphin
03-17-2011, 05:02 PM
**** just got real.

X-Pacolypse
03-17-2011, 05:02 PM
Go away, you racist POS.

tylerdolphin
03-17-2011, 05:03 PM
I miss my old fans and friends.

What have you been up to lately, Rixon? And more importantly, what do you think about the Fins potentially acquiring a black QB like Vince Young, Cam Newton or Ryan Mallet?

Ricky_Fan34
03-17-2011, 05:04 PM
What have you been up to lately, Rixon? And more importantly, what do you think about the Fins potentially acquiring a black QB like Vince Young, Cam Newton or Ryan Mallet?
:lol2:

tylerdolphin
03-17-2011, 05:07 PM
:lol2:

Not gonna lie, I stole the premise for that joke from JCane. Gotta cite my sources.

Ricky_Fan34
03-17-2011, 05:09 PM
Not gonna lie, I stole the premise for that joke from JCane. Gotta cite my sources.
I know you did, but that was hilarious. Perfect usage. I didn't see it coming and then when it hit me what you said I burst out laughing. Well done :lol:

And props to j for the setup

JCane
03-17-2011, 11:04 PM
What have you been up to lately, Rixon? And more importantly, what do you think about the Fins potentially acquiring a black QB like Vince Young, Cam Newton or Ryan Mallet?

:lol: :lol:

You know what sucks is that you tell the joke and someone else actually got it for a change. Goddamnit.

Ricky_Fan34
03-17-2011, 11:05 PM
:lol: :lol:

You know what sucks is that you tell the joke and someone else actually got it for a change. Goddamnit.
so misunderstood

JCane
03-17-2011, 11:09 PM
so misunderstood

The way I told it was after Mallett ran the 40 and I said, "Ryan Mallett ran a 5.7 40? That has to be an all-time worst for a black QB."

Soooooo many people fired back immediately, "You idiot, Ryan Mallett is white."

:bobdole:

footsteps_falco
03-17-2011, 11:14 PM
What have you been up to lately, Rixon? And more importantly, what do you think about the Fins potentially acquiring a black QB like Vince Young, Cam Newton or Ryan Mallet?

sneaky lol that one got by my not gonna lie

Ricky_Fan34
03-17-2011, 11:26 PM
The way I told it was after Mallett ran the 40 and I said, "Ryan Mallett ran a 5.7 40? That has to be an all-time worst for a black QB."

Soooooo many people fired back immediately, "You idiot, Ryan Mallett is white."

:bobdole:
I missed that one. This was the first Ryan Mallett black joke I had heard. great joke, btw. I also like the comparison to Eminem. :lol:

CedarPhin
03-18-2011, 12:27 AM
How've timber sales been?

Possum
03-18-2011, 12:46 AM
Goddammit of course id miss the return of rixon.

JCane
03-18-2011, 12:47 AM
Goddammit of course id miss the return of rixon.

You didn't really miss anything.

I mean, it's ****ing Rixon. No one really cares.

Rixon didn't even care that he returned because he didn't stay.

You know you're irrelevant when YOU yourself bail on you.

Possum
03-18-2011, 12:51 AM
You didn't really miss anything.

I mean, it's ****ing Rixon. No one really cares.

Rixon didn't even care that he returned because he didn't stay.

You know you're irrelevant when YOU yourself bail on you.
nicely phrased.

WVDolphan
03-18-2011, 01:09 AM
Rixon is the ****ing man.

JCane
03-18-2011, 01:10 AM
Rixon is the ****ing man.

This isn't surprising coming from you.

Possum
03-18-2011, 01:13 AM
This isn't surprising coming from you.

those backwoods bros need to stick together.

Tunaphish429
03-18-2011, 08:45 AM
Rixon with a comeback feel sorry for me thread in the depths..Pretty typical man. How long is he banned for?

Life I take it? I love how he is still pinked.. Some posters just deserved to get banned...No lie about...

Vaark
03-18-2011, 12:36 PM
Not to worry - JCane has embraced your art form and enhanced it to a lofty new ideal. It's like Joe DiMaggio handing over the reins to Mickey Mantle - except in this instance "The (Fins) nation does NOT turn it's lonely eyes to you." If it's a consolation, you've left your legacy in good hands.

tylerdolphin
03-18-2011, 01:35 PM
Not to worry - JCane has embraced your art form and enhanced it to a lofty new ideal. It's like Joe DiMaggio handing over the reins to Mickey Mantle - except in this instance "The (Fins) nation does NOT turn it's lonely eyes to you." If it's a consolation, you've left your legacy in good hands.

Are you implying that JCane is black?

Vaark
03-18-2011, 02:55 PM
He's even blacker than Rixon!

Myles Fynch
03-18-2011, 04:58 PM
He might be tied up with the Wickerman Festival. I'd give him a few more days to show signs of life here.




You didn't really miss anything.

I mean, it's ****ing Rixon. No one really cares.

Rixon didn't even care that he returned because he didn't stay.

You know you're irrelevant when YOU yourself bail on you.

X-Pacolypse
04-02-2011, 05:36 PM
I miss my old fans and friends.

You have a new friend down here you can talk with. I hope you like Dane Cook is all I can say.

Ricky_Fan34
04-02-2011, 05:38 PM
You have a new friend down here you can talk with. I hope you like Dane Cook is all I can say.
:lol:

X-Pacolypse
04-04-2011, 08:47 PM
:lol:

Now that I think about it, Rixon shouldn't have to be stuck here with a Dane Cook loving jizzmopper. Isn't there another wannabe Al Sharpton on this board that we can banish down here to keep Rixon company? It just doesn't seem fair that his only company is lowly jizzmopper like Aesop.

Gonzo
04-04-2011, 10:35 PM
Now that I think about it, Rixon shouldn't have to be stuck here with a Dane Cook loving jizzmopper. Isn't there another wannabe Al Sharpton on this board that we can banish down here to keep Rixon company? It just doesn't seem fair that his only company is lowly jizzmopper like Aesop.
Couple more people here and we can have a Depths April Assbag Tourney. So far we have Rixon, Assmop, Princess Filthy Sheets with the 1 seed, MikePinkettaJizzmopper, Ricky'sWeinerBong, and...can't think of who else ended up here besides a bunch of jest trolls.

CedarPhin
04-04-2011, 11:00 PM
Unsane gets a 1 seed too.

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2011, 08:57 PM
Couple more people here and we can have a Depths April Assbag Tourney. So far we have Rixon, Assmop, Princess Filthy Sheets with the 1 seed, MikePinkettaJizzmopper, Ricky'sWeinerBong, and...can't think of who else ended up here besides a bunch of jest trolls.

It's a good idea, actually. However, I feel sorry for the person that draws Princess Filthy Sheets. That boy is going to come into battle decked out in full internet battlegear.

Myles Fynch
04-13-2011, 03:33 PM
Unsane gets a 1 seed too.

He'd kill you if he saw that.

tylerdolphin
04-13-2011, 04:33 PM
He'd kill you if he saw that.

"Ill ****ing end your life and feel no remorse whatsoever" is one of my favorite lines ever uttered on this site. Not quite as good as "grab your battlegear. I excell at internet battles", but great nonetheless.

X-Pacolypse
04-18-2011, 06:16 PM
Rixon sucks.

aesop
04-21-2011, 05:03 PM
Now that I think about it, Rixon shouldn't have to be stuck here with a Dane Cook loving jizzmopper. Isn't there another wannabe Al Sharpton on this board that we can banish down here to keep Rixon company? It just doesn't seem fair that his only company is lowly jizzmopper like Aesop.My sides are splitting, Doc!!! I love Dane Cook! Get it?? Coming from the guy who ripped off an entire routine from Greg Giraldo on his roast!! Keep it coming (AOLOLOL GET IT LIKE JIZZ)!!

X-Pacolypse
04-21-2011, 05:42 PM
My sides are splitting, Doc!!! I love Dane Cook! Get it?? Coming from the guy who ripped off an entire routine from Greg Giraldo on his roast!! Keep it coming (AOLOLOL GET IT LIKE JIZZ)!!

You're neglecting your jizzmopping duties. Get back to work, jizzmopper.

aesop
04-22-2011, 12:30 AM
You're neglecting your jizzmopping duties. Get back to work, jizzmopper.ommmmFFFFFFFFG.... this guyz HILARIOUS!

X-Pacolypse
04-22-2011, 04:53 PM
ommmmFFFFFFFFG.... this guyz HILARIOUS!

I'm funnier than Dane Cook, that's for sure.