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tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 12:37 AM
RIP aesop. We will miss your in depth insight on the Miami Dolphins. Im not sure how we will manage without such a valuable contributor. Lets use this thread to honor his memory.

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:38 AM
:(

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>_<

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 12:41 AM
:(

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>_<

He lives!

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:42 AM
This is how I envision my funeral! No one shows up!

>_<

JCane
04-05-2011, 12:42 AM
This is how I envision my funeral! No one shows up!

>_<

You'll be missed like I miss my virginity.

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:44 AM
You'll be missed like I miss my virginity.Why?? Is your *** still sore?

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 12:45 AM
I guess we can't destroy Tylers threads anymore!

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Why?? Is your *** still sore?

roflmao

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 12:46 AM
Why?? Is your *** still sore?

It doesnt happen that way for everyone

JCane
04-05-2011, 12:46 AM
Why?? Is your *** still sore?

Turrible.

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:47 AM
It doesnt happen that way for everyoneI'm glad I still have my ******* virginity in tact! Thanks for the badge notifying people of my *******'s virginity!

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 12:48 AM
It doesnt happen that way for everyone

So your first top was gentle?

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 12:52 AM
So your first top was gentle?

Never had gay sex before. I wouldnt know. Are they usually rough?

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 12:55 AM
Never had gay sex before. I wouldnt know. Are they usually rough?

It is ok Tyler you're among friends here, let it out keeping a traumatic experience like that bottled up makes you a ticking time bomb!

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:56 AM
Never had gay sex before. I wouldnt know. Are they usually rough?Bi-sexual sex is by definition the same as gay sex! Now you can answer the question for yourself!

JCane
04-05-2011, 12:56 AM
It is ok Tyler you're among friends here, let it out keeping a traumatic experience like that bottled up makes you a ticking time bomb!

wat

Sounds like you meant to type gays instead.

:lol:

I'm out.

aesop
04-05-2011, 12:58 AM
wat

Sounds like you meant to type gays instead.

:lol:

I'm out.Razor sharp wit!

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 12:59 AM
It is ok Tyler you're among friends here, let it out keeping a traumatic experience like that bottled up makes you a ticking time bomb!

I havent seen anyone this excited to hear a gay buttsecks story since Brokeback Mountain came out.

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:00 AM
I havent seen anyone this excited to hear a gay buttsecks story since Brokeback Mountain came out.Sounds like you hang out with a lot of gays!

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:03 AM
Sounds like you hang out with a lot of gays!

Not really. Nothing against them though. Im pretty tolerant.

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:04 AM
I havent seen anyone this excited to hear a gay buttsecks story since Brokeback Mountain came out.

Figures you knew when that movie came out! And got excited!

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:05 AM
Not really. Nothing against them though. Im pretty tolerant.Tolerant? I bet that's a good attribute to notify them of!

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:06 AM
Not really. Nothing against them though. Im pretty tolerant.

I think you meant flamboyant?

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:08 AM
Figures you knew when that movie came out! And got excited!

You didnt know when it came out? Please. And your reading comprehension could use some work. I dont believe I said i got excited. I was just pointing out how eager you were to hear a story about me getting ****ed in the ***. Thats a little weird, man.

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:08 AM
I think you meant flamboyant?

Nope. Pretty sure I meant what i typed actually.

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:10 AM
Tolerant? I bet that's a good attribute to notify them of!

I know, right? Id hate for them to think I hate them just because of their sexuality.

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:10 AM
I was just pointing out how eager you were to hear a story about me getting ****ed in the ***. Thats a little weird, man.It's probably a weird story, yeah! I'd love to hear it though! Was it consensual? Or just sensual? (gay)

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:10 AM
You didnt know when it came out? Please. And your reading comprehension could use some work. I dont believe I said i got excited. I was just pointing out how eager you were to hear a story about me getting ****ed in the ***. Thats a little weird, man.

No clue when it came out, actually Heath Ledger did the world a favor when he died. Little chlorine in the old gene pool!

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:11 AM
I know, right? Id hate for them to think I hate them just because of their sexuality.Yeah! Then you wouldn't leave the door open (LOL) for them to hit on you! Gotta keep your options.. open (LOL!)

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:12 AM
It's probably a weird story, yeah! I'd love to hear it though! Was it consensual? Or just sensual? (gay)

I bet that banana in his avatar was involved.

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:13 AM
It's probably a weird story, yeah! I'd love to hear it though! Was it consensual? Or just sensual? (gay)

I wouldnt know. Never had gay sex. If youre this curious though, Im sure you can explore your ****-erotic fantasies on the interwebz.

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:14 AM
No clue when it came out, actually Heath Ledger did the world a favor when he died. Little chlorine in the old gene pool!Heath Ledger was a bum. 10 Things I Hate About You? The Patriot? The Brothers Grimm? **** you.

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I wouldnt know. Never had gay sex. If youre this curious though, Im sure you can explore your ****-erotic fantasies on the interwebz.You're sure huh? What sites are you familiar with?

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:16 AM
Heath Ledger was a bum. 10 Things I Hate About You? The Patriot? The Brothers Grimm? **** you.

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You're sure huh? What sites are you familiar with?



Just another over paid Hollywood crackhead that teamed his way into a pine box.

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:16 AM
Heath Ledger was a bum. 10 Things I Hate About You? The Patriot? The Brothers Grimm? **** you.

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You're sure huh? What sites are you familiar with?

Porn is in scarce supply on the interwebz. No way i could know about it unless Im gay amirite?

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:18 AM
Im gay amirite?
Yes! A million times.. Yes!

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:26 AM
Yes! A million times.. Yes!

Roflmao

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:30 AM
Yes! A million times.. Yes!

Quote clipping is the best you can do?

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:32 AM
Quote clipping is the best you can do?Almost as witty as inserting badges and changing slogans!! amirite??

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:36 AM
Almost as witty as inserting badges and changing slogans!! amirite??

I have no idea what youre talking about.

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:39 AM
I have no idea what youre talking about.Playing coy? I guess that's how you became a bottom!

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:44 AM
Playing coy? I guess that's how you became a bottom!

I never really pondered the attributes of a good bottom. Looks like you got it pretty much mapped out though.

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:52 AM
I never really pondered the attributes of a good bottom. Looks like you got it pretty much mapped out though.You never pondered it? I guess you're a natural! Looks like your friends got it mapped out. "X marks the spot.. it's in tyler's ***!"

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 01:57 AM
Cliff notes:
1. Aesop and flynryan want me to share a ****-erotic story with them
2. Aesop clearly knows a lot about gay terminology and roles
3. Apparently that means Im gay

flynryan15
04-05-2011, 01:59 AM
Cliff notes:
1. Aesop and flynryan want me to share a ****-erotic story with them
2. Aesop clearly knows a lot about gay terminology and roles
3. Apparently that means Im gay

4. Jcane has a sore ***

aesop
04-05-2011, 02:12 AM
Cliff notes:
1. Aesop and flynryan want me to share a ****-erotic story with them
2. Aesop clearly knows a lot about gay terminology and roles
3. Apparently that means Im gay Looks like you've entered the 12 step program to giving up the gay! Congrats! Looks like you're off to an inaccurate start though. I did some research and found the verbatim steps for you! You're welcome!! 1. We admitted we were so powerless over gay—that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had penetrated anally, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them (and their ***) or others (*****). 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to gays, and to practice these principles in all our affairs (of gay nature).

Phinatic8u
04-05-2011, 07:29 AM
lolwtf

:lol:

tylerdolphin
04-05-2011, 07:55 AM
lolwtf

:lol:

You act like youve never seen 3 pages of aesop desperately throwing around gay jokes before.

beanh8er
04-05-2011, 08:24 AM
Oh poor foolish Aesop so much douchiness so little intelliengce.

aesop
04-05-2011, 10:45 AM
Oh poor foolish Aesop so much douchiness so little intelliengce.You sure are right! I definitely have to get my 'intelliengce' up to your level! Spell check next time you try to insult one's intelligence *******! Thx!

>_>

P.S. You're so dumb! AOLOL!

aesop
04-05-2011, 10:47 AM
You act like youve never seen 3 pages of aesop desperately throwing around gay jokes before.That's because he probably hasn't!

^o^

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:28 PM
Hoho! Changing my avatar to a rainbow colored New Jersey! Get it guys?? Another zinger! Did the picture come from tyler's color coded map to show him which places people of his orientation are acceptable?

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:31 PM
`_´

Gonzo
04-05-2011, 01:36 PM
You're not fooling anybody. Nobody is proud of being from New Jersey.

aesop
04-05-2011, 01:47 PM
I wouldn't know! Sure is a nice area though!

D-:< D-:< D-:<

beanh8er
04-05-2011, 05:01 PM
You sure are right! I definitely have to get my 'intelliengce' up to your level! Spell check next time you try to insult one's intelligence *******! Thx!

>_>

P.S. You're so dumb! AOLOL!

lol I'm on my phone and was assuming it would spell check/register my button clicks..

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2011, 05:57 PM
Aesop sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2011, 07:05 PM
Aesop dreams of mopping up Dane Cook's jizz one day.

PhinsPhan11
04-05-2011, 08:12 PM
Aesop dreams of mopping up Dane Cook's jizz one day.
Haha.

X-Pacolypse
04-05-2011, 08:53 PM
Aesop sucks.

aesop
04-05-2011, 09:40 PM
Aesop dreams of mopping up Dane Cook's jizz one day.Sure would be good money!

X-Pacolypse
04-06-2011, 06:24 PM
Sure would be good money!

Stop lying, you would mop up his jizz with your tongue for free and you know it.

Vaark
04-08-2011, 08:19 AM
Those birds of a feather, even on FH, (http://oi53.tinypic.com/296emnd.jpg)they tend to flock together, eh?

Tunaphish429
04-08-2011, 08:49 AM
Another banishment..Willl they ever learn?

X-Pacolypse
04-09-2011, 01:53 PM
Aesop sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-10-2011, 06:28 PM
Aesop is a jizzmopper.

aesop
04-12-2011, 01:10 AM
X-pacolypse is a 1 trick pony! Who could ever replace him!

aesop
04-12-2011, 01:16 AM
X-pacolypse is a bum!

X-Pacolypse
04-12-2011, 04:54 PM
Assmop sucks.

X-Pacolypse
04-12-2011, 07:54 PM
Aesop is a jizzmopper.

aesop
04-14-2011, 11:38 AM
His infinite variety of witty insults never ceases! What will he do next??

aesop
04-14-2011, 11:39 AM
Those birds of a feather, even on FH, (http://oi53.tinypic.com/296emnd.jpg)they tend to flock together, eh?Another hilarious photo shop! Who would have thought??

CedarPhin
04-14-2011, 12:59 PM
I think I'll change your name to "jizzmop".

X-Pacolypse
04-14-2011, 04:58 PM
I think I'll change your name to "jizzmop".

Jizzmop or Assmop, either one is good by me.

X-Pacolypse
04-19-2011, 09:40 PM
Aesop sucks.

Wildbill3
04-20-2011, 07:43 AM
Aesop sucks.that's what he said.

aesop
04-21-2011, 04:56 PM
The wit of the armed forces on display! God bless our troops!! LOL!

Gonzo
04-21-2011, 05:34 PM
The wit of the armed forces on display! God bless our troops!! LOL!
No need to be so hostile aesop. They're not enforcing the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy any longer. Unfortunately for you, there's no Jersey Butt Pirate unit in the Navy.

X-Pacolypse
04-21-2011, 05:41 PM
Aesop sucks. Amirite guyz?

Gonzo
04-21-2011, 06:14 PM
Aesop sucks. Amirite guyz?
I think you are selling his gay porn shop duties short.

X-Pacolypse
04-21-2011, 06:32 PM
I think you are selling his gay porn shop duties short.

Perhaps, but from what I hear, jizzmopping takes up the majority of his day.

Gonzo
04-21-2011, 06:34 PM
Perhaps, but from what I hear, jizzmopping takes up the majority of his day.
Don't forget about his night duties. It's a 24 hour gig. He lives in the boiler room like Joe Dirt.

X-Pacolypse
04-21-2011, 06:54 PM
Don't forget about his night duties. It's a 24 hour gig. He lives in the boiler room like Joe Dirt.

Yeah, but at least Joe Dirt was cool and he wound up with a hottie at the end of the flick. Assmop is just a lowly jizzmopping, gay porn salesman, who goes to sleep at night with his inflatable male blowup doll named "Dane." Amirite?

Gonzo
04-21-2011, 06:59 PM
Yeah, but at least Joe Dirt was cool and he wound up with a hottie at the end of the flick. Assmop is just a lowly jizzmopping, gay porn salesman, who goes to sleep at night with his inflatable male blowup doll named "Dane." Amirite?
Isn't that just the real Dane Cook?

X-Pacolypse
04-21-2011, 07:02 PM
Isn't that just the real Dane Cook?

You're right, it is. My mistake. Dane is a well known jizzmopper, so it figures that he and Assmop would flock towards each other.

aesop
04-22-2011, 12:29 AM
omFFFFG these guyz are hilarious!! assmop sucks?Q?? omfg this guy is a genIUSS!!

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raise ya hands... if ya made a stinky. raise ya hands.... is ya **** ya pants... DANCE!!

X-Pacolypse
04-22-2011, 04:54 PM
omFFFFG these guyz are hilarious!! assmop sucks?Q?? omfg this guy is a genIUSS!!

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raise ya hands... if ya made a stinky. raise ya hands.... is ya **** ya pants... DANCE!!

Aesop sucks, amirite guyz?

X-Pacolypse
04-22-2011, 08:58 PM
Somewhere in a basement in New Jersey..... A pathetic, lowlife, gay porn watching, jizzmopping, Dane Cook loving, dorkwuss sits alone wondering how long he can stay up before mommy tells him it's time to turn off the naughty man movies and go to bed. You need your rest, Assmop. You've got a long day of gay porn, and jizzmopping ahead of you.

X-Pacolypse
04-24-2011, 03:20 PM
I wonder how jizzmoppers celebrate Easter?

X-Pacolypse
04-25-2011, 08:58 PM
Aesop sucks.

Tunaphish429
04-26-2011, 03:27 PM
Aesop is lame.

X-Pacolypse
04-26-2011, 07:56 PM
Assmop's Day:

1. Mop jizz

2. Watch gay porn

X-Pacolypse
04-27-2011, 08:08 PM
Assmop hasn't been around lately. His jizzmopping duties must have really picked up lately.

NY8123
04-28-2011, 08:41 AM
Assmop hasn't been around lately. His jizzmopping duties must have really picked up lately.

Maybe he drove out to find JoeR!!

X-Pacolypse
04-28-2011, 05:30 PM
Hai guyz! Guess who likes mopping up jizz?! IT'S ASSMOP! He's a jizzmopper, amirite guyz?!

NY8123
05-03-2011, 09:06 PM
umm fellars dat thair assmahper musta been mahppin gizz allover da place cause he hadnt been round for da finheaven forober one monuth. thers alot of jizz mahpin da needs mahpin round dees parts.

X-Pacolypse
06-03-2011, 11:13 PM
Assmop, while I may never know what it's like to be a gay porn watching jizzmopper from New Jersey. I can sympathize with the fact that having your name get "pinked" sucks.

X-Pacolypse
07-04-2011, 01:13 PM
Poor guy must be getting tired of mopping jizz all day and night.

X-Pacolypse
07-30-2011, 01:34 AM
Assmop sucks.

X-Pacolypse
08-27-2011, 05:05 PM
Assmop blows.

X-Pacolypse
12-04-2011, 09:40 PM
Damn, I kind of miss Assmop now. Poor guy, spending the rest of his exisistence mopping jizz.

X-Pacolypse
04-13-2012, 06:10 PM
It is a lonely life. Such is the life of a jizzmopper. Poor Assmop, by now he realizes that minimum wage and unlimited access to gay porn can't buy happiness.

bigbry
05-07-2012, 06:45 PM
It is a lonely life. Such is the life of a jizzmopper. Poor Assmop, by now he realizes that minimum wage and unlimited access to gay porn can't buy happiness.

But it does keep you employed here, not happy, but employed.

NY8123
05-08-2012, 11:16 PM
Pissant

X-Pacolypse
05-28-2012, 11:10 AM
I wonder if Assmop is working at the gay porn theatre today?

NY8123
06-06-2012, 07:57 AM
I wonder if Assmop is working at the gay porn theatre today?

Jizzmapper no doubt.

X-Pacolypse
08-17-2012, 08:55 PM
I wonder if Assmop has been promoted to Head Jizzmopper yet at the gay porn theatre?

Ricky4Life
08-17-2012, 09:02 PM
Jizzmopper

X-Pacolypse
04-30-2013, 11:00 PM
Assmop, you creepy little jizzmopper. Don't think I've forgotten about you. How is life in mother's basement? Did you spend yet another day watching gay porn?

X-Pacolypse
05-16-2013, 07:25 AM
Assmop sucks.